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    Uncovering Toy Cameras and Polaroid Vintage Effects (With Photoshop Tutorials)

    Since its emergence, the digital photography market has gradually supplanted the traditional one. APN and digital SLR cameras entered our lives, and some people announced the death of silver-based im ....
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    neave
    March 12, 2010
    The Medium

    We get it, Ke$ha…

    Stop pretending you’re on coke! ....
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    Liv
    March 12, 2010
    Coffee Break

    Confessions of a Two-Timer

    Have you ever screwed someone over (and yourself over) so completely and mercilessly that you just knew you were going to hell? We’re talking slept-with-the-best-friend-of-a-man-you-could-have ....
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    Liv
    March 12, 2010
    Kiss and Tell

    And Sometimes, You Just Stop and Sing

    This is one of those moments that makes me think “Man! I wish I was there!” What a fantastic idea. A service delay prompts NYC Subway patrons at the Times Square stop to form an impromptu ....
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    neave
    March 11, 2010
    Coffee Break

    5 Steps to Cutting Your Losses in a Dead-End Relationship

    Are you unhappy in your relationship? Needs not being met? Are you sick of how your boyfriend treats you, or maybe doesn’t treat you? Is your relationship a secret? Is he not willing to commit? ....
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    Niki Payne
    March 11, 2010
    Kiss and Tell

    LISZTOMANIA On Steroids

    As if the original version wasn’t good enough, these kids made it 100 times better! I’m in love with this version! A fantastic rendition by the PS22 Chorus of 2010! only two rehearsals to ....
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    neave
    March 11, 2010
    The Sonorus

    Trololo!

    Quite possibly the creepiest music video, ever. I have nightly nightmares about this guy. ....
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    Liv
    March 11, 2010
    The Sonorus

    Music I’ve Been Diggin’

    Miike Snow- Faker Kid CuDi- My World Menomena – The Pelican Foals – two steps, twice Paper Route – Enemy Among Us Jay-Z – On To the Next One (feat. Swizz Beatz) Blind Pil ....
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    neave
    March 11, 2010
    The Sonorus

    Guest writer Sonia talks Target and its designer collaborations

    Target Designer Collaborations By: Sonia Evers Check out Sonia’s blog: Runway Hippie and follow her on Twitter! Designer collaborations with Target are taking the fashion world by storm.  From ....
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    Liv
    March 10, 2010
    Inseam

    Lecture Notes

    These are my real notes that I took down in a Medieval English lecture. I think it’s funny that you can pinpoint the exact moment when I start losing interest in what the lecturing is saying and ....
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    Jamie
    March 10, 2010
    Coffee Break

    Standards: What are yours?

    I don’t consider myself to have impossible standards when looking for a potential mate. I value simple things, like honesty, empathy, and generosity. However, there are a few qualities a man mus ....
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    Liv
    March 10, 2010
    Kiss and Tell

    Hansome Men’s Club

    I totally belong to this club. In and around this club. YoO BeSt KnOw DiS! *Don’t you hate when people type like that!? Fuck!* ....
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    neave
    March 10, 2010
    Coffee Break

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    Britt Warner Puts MySpace On Blast *Updated*

    By Britt Warner I joined MySpace in 2005 for the sake of getting my music heard. While I’ve made some awesome connections (ahem, The Neave) that I wouldn’t have made otherwise, there a ....
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    Britt
    November 10, 2009
    The Shwag

    The Truth About Doggy-Style

    By Britt Warner If you’re in a sexual relationship with someone, it’s healthy to mix it up a little. Sex, like life, is best when varied. You do a little of this, a little of that, and if ....
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    Britt
    February 9, 2009
    Uncategorized

    Ladies: 9 Things to do to Guarantee a seat at the Singles’ Table.

    Ladies: Want to date a douche bag? Ready to jump into the dating pool of losers fit for a Halo convention? Finally! The list of things you can do to avoid dating me, and other awesome guys out there. ....
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    John MacGregor
    February 14, 2010
    Kiss and Tell

    Obama….THE antichrist.

    Really, if this doesn’t make you kind of concerned, I don’t know what does. It’s scary knowing that there are people like this out there. I honestly don’t even know what to say ....
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    neave
    November 8, 2008
    Coffee Break

    Don’t drink and kiss.

    I spent the last 10 minutes deciding whether I should post this or not. The pictures will tell you the story. Let this be a reminder that alcohol really fucks with your standards, so be careful. Actua ....
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    neave
    February 19, 2010
    Coffee Break

    Cat Abuse

    By Britt Warner   I rarely remember my dreams anymore due to the fitful nights of sleep that I tend to have. The other night, however, I had one that will forever be seared into my body’s mem ....
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    Britt
    January 28, 2009

    John MacGregor says: Could someone please pass the Racism!?

    From: [name redacted] Date: January 17 2009 1:40 pm Body: “hey, i dont think that we have ever spoken. im ****. youre john. im sorry for the fact that i have to take time and energy out of my li ....
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    John MacGregor
    February 26, 2010
    The Telly

    …With Liberty And Chronic For All

    By Britt Warner   Bless my ears! Have I heard correctly? Apparently, there’s a legislation in the works to marilize legajuana – I mean – legalize marijuana in California. Asse ....
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    Britt
    March 24, 2009

    I Really Don’t Want To F A Baby

    I love the female orgasm. It’s like the singularly most amazing thing in the world; I would rather get to be the cause of and experience 10 female orgasms then have 1 of my own. Call me weird I ....
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    mikeyp
    May 18, 2009

    Let me hold your hair for you…NOT!

    That’s right ladies, it’s that time of year again. The holidays are here, and you know what that means… LOTS AND LOTS OF… FOOD!! I personally love the holidays and I really do ....
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    Buttons
    November 17, 2008

    John MacGregor on Women. Sobering Statistics Revealed.

    A lot (all) women seem to be complaining about Men using Pick up Lines on them, ad fucking nauseum in fact. This is completely infuriating; mainly because women complain… A LOT. And women tend t ....
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    John MacGregor
    June 9, 2009
    The Telly

    El-Oh-El Ain’t El-Oh-Quent

    I’ve been a writer for as long as I can remember. As a child, I used to create my own crayon-illustrated storybooks out of construction paper and stapled edges and gave them to my parents as g ....
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    Britt
    July 7, 2009

    Incoming College Freshies…What Your School Won’t Tell You

    Dear in-coming freshmen: what your college doesn’t tell you in the “Welcome, Freshmen!” cheese-fest, corn-ball, lame-ass videos and info sessions. 1. People will tell you many diffe ....
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    Liv
    July 8, 2009
    Coffee Break, Kiss and Tell

    Redefining “Cuddle Buddies”

    I can’t sleep. I never sleep. Why the hell is it that impossible for someone to sleep? As much as I love “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia,” watching reruns ’til 4am is ....
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    K.Marie
    January 21, 2009
    Kiss and Tell

    The Smell of Love

    By Britt Warner   In the quest to find love, people often forget that they are still subconsciously attracted to potential mates for reasons that are purely primal. Please do not buy into the bull ....
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    Britt
    March 12, 2009

    Sexing or not sexing

    I am Hooton and I am the writer, co-writer, co-side writer and that guy who just sits there….writer. This post might be a little in your face. It’s not even bad or anything, it’s jus ....
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    Newton Hooton
    April 12, 2009

    Girls and their sex toys

    Girls, let’s face it, guys tend to be too cocky about their “skills” when it comes to sexual intercourse. From personal experience, it doesn’t matter how attractive you are o ....
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    K.Marie
    May 14, 2009

    The Greatest Peeping Tom Of All Time

    I’ve heard more than a few people declare that “God should be in the bedroom.” I’m not religious, which makes me a little slow when it comes to understanding what the pious ....
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    Britt
    July 16, 2009

    Snuggie: The Choice of Cults

    Who here has stayed up ridiculously late at night only to find yourself watching crazy infomercials? Raise your hand if you have. Come on now, you aren’t tricking anyone. Raise them up, because ....
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    Mr.X
    November 14, 2008

    Things That Suck About Being A Woman: “Reproduction”

    By Britt Warner Child Birth I like to imagine that there IS life on other planets, and that they’ve constructed a better method for their child-bearing females than pushing a human life fro ....
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    Britt
    February 4, 2009

    Kid tries to rape himself with a remote…..

    This instantly became my favorite video of all time. Well, maybe not of all time, but it’s pretty up there. This kid spazzed out because his mom cancelled his World of Warcraft subscription. Thi ....
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    neave
    June 23, 2009

    Britt Warner’s New Rules: Part 2

    By Britt Warner I published Part I of this series a couple months ago as a sort of love letter to Bill Maher’s “New Rules,” which you can read here. Britt’s Laws are back wit ....
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    Britt
    September 7, 2009
    Coffee Break

    Schadenfreude, Patrick Swayze, and You

    By Britt Warner When celebrities go out of their way to be seen in public places and then later decide that, actually, they don’t enjoy having their every move documented, it’s pretty h ....
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    Britt
    September 15, 2009
    Coffee Break

    I love myself

    As women, we are trained by our  mothers, our friends, media, magazines, and society to hate our bodies. Every women’s magazine includes at least one – or two dozen – articles ab ....
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    Liv
    April 20, 2009

    Marriage and Your Civil Rights

    By Britt Warner   With Prop 8 reaching the California Supreme Court this week, I’d like to address the issue of gay marriage.   I have never believed in marriage. My parents were terribly ....
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    Britt
    March 2, 2009

    Dance Battle: Fat man vs. Beyonce

    I have decided that this fat man needs his own TV show. He could be the next Chris Farley. His neck shake 28 seconds in is absolutely perfect. Dance competition between fat man and Beyonce. Anyone? [y ....
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    bushe
    January 27, 2009

    Road Revelations: The Sex Lives of Cars

    By Britt Warner   I know MANY of you have often sat around wondering what would happen if my husband joined the army and then got based at Fort Hood in Texas and I had to pack half of our shit int ....
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    Britt
    February 11, 2009

    Musically Triggered Memories

    By Britt Warner Why I Wrote This Beastly Story It threw me off-guard when I recently realized that most of my childhood memories are layered in a thick fog. I used to luxuriate in my past like a hot ....
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    Britt
    June 30, 2009
    The Sonorus

    John MacGregor interviews Jon and Kate, of Jon and Kate plus 8.

    Last Monday, or Friday, or Wednesday, I can’t remember, I got a call from my agent. He or she, I can’t remember, informed me that I needed to fly to Pennsylvania as soon as humanly possibl ....
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    John MacGregor
    July 7, 2009
    The Telly

    Ramona the Band

    My first aural experience with Ramona the Band involved visiting their myspace, and hearing the song “Megalon” as chosen by the randomized play list. The classically acoustic guitar intim ....
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    Liv
    April 17, 2009

    Word Choice for Complimenting Girls

    I get extremely offended when a guy tells me I’m hot. To me, “hot” just means some jerk wants to see me naked and mounted on top of him. “Hot” means fuckable. Hot means o ....
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    Bitta
    December 23, 2008

    Guys: 30 signs you are a ginormous douchebag

    1. You ask for a girl’s phone number after she tells you about her boyfriend. 2. You dip. And, consequently, spit. 3. You go into a restaurant with a tea bag and a book and ask for a mug of hot ....
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    Jamila Suicide
    December 30, 2008

    Rare Move: A Personal Post.

    This is going to be all over the place, not in order, and pretty much long. So 2008 is going to be over soon. I don’t know how to feel about it. It had its ups and downs. I definitely learned a ....
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    neave
    December 31, 2008

    Life According To Britt: Things That Suck About Being A Woman – “Menstruation”

    By Britt Warner Menstruation There’s a popular joke among men that goes something like, “I don’t trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn’t die.” Oh, and a ....
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    Britt
    January 31, 2009

    10 Things I Hate About You…

    By Britt Warner   10. – You Better Axe Somebody   Ask (v.): to pose a question. Axe (n.): a sharp metal tool used to chop wood.   Please stop using your AXE to butcher the Queen’ ....
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    Britt
    March 1, 2009

    I Have a Filthy Habit

    I have a filthy habit. I’ve surprised many a bewildered date and acquaintance with this shameful activity. I participate in the loneliest and, short of suicide, the most savage way of mentally r ....
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    booth
    March 4, 2009

    Human Extinction Via Mass Nudity

    By Britt Warner   If I let you take a gander at my family photo albums, you will notice that nearly every picture of me from the day I was born ’til I was about five years old features me st ....
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    Britt
    March 9, 2009

    Taken For A Ride

    “What’s all that for?” Willard asked. “My wife,” said George. “I’m going to kill my wife.” The two men stood at the corner in front of the bar and waited for traffic to lighten on a We ....
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    Lawrence Goodwin
    April 2, 2009
    Short Stack

    S-E-X

    By Britt Warner “How are babies made?” I asked my mother that version of a timeless question as she drove me home from kindergarten one sunny afternoon. I was five. I don’t reme ....
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    Britt
    May 10, 2009
    Kiss and Tell

    10 Songs You Shouldn’t Listen To With Your Parents

    Because who wants to hear “And then she pulled out my mushroom tip/And when it came out, it went drip drip drip,” while hanging out with his mom…? 1. “Sex and Candy” R ....
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    Liv
    May 27, 2009

    The worst music video/song ever. EVER.

    Sorry if I seem to be a hater, which I am, but this song makes me want to stab a goat. I love goats! These kids need to stop making “music” and go get addicted to Cocaine or something! (To ....
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    Newton Hooton
    June 10, 2009

    iTunes play count…what’s yours?

    Post your top songs! Â Â Â Â ....
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    Liv
    June 23, 2009
    The Sonorus

    Sterilize Yourself

    It’s amazing to ponder how far our species has evolved in such a relatively short period of time. From hairy ape to Paris Hilton? Just astonishing.   Lately, though, I find myself feeling ....
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    Britt
    July 15, 2009

    What If Men Menstruated?

    By Britt Warner Every twenty-eight days or so, each boy and man would have to plug up his pene with a tiny cotton stick, careful to tuck the dangling string into his undies. (“I’m more ....
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    Britt
    September 11, 2009
    Coffee Break

    John MacGregor writes an episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S

    When I was 11 years old, I wrote an episode of Friends. It… was… to say the least… amazing. I sent it in to NBC on my 11th birthday, and am still waiting to hear back from them. I ch ....
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    John MacGregor
    October 13, 2009
    The Telly

    Survival Kit for the Party Girl – Get One

    You don’t have to be a Scout to always be prepared. Take it from someone who knows…there are a few key items every girl should have in her purse that will make waking up after a night of d ....
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    Liv
    March 2, 2010
    Kiss and Tell

    THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!!!

    In 1986, three amazing things happened to me. Japan released the Nintendo to the United States, a hairy Alien Life Form (ALF) invaded my television set, and Disneyland released a movie that literall ....
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    JohnnyD
    July 15, 2009

    Where the hell is this city!?!

    I was checking out the stats for the site just now. I decided to check out the list of cities that we get visitors from and I came across this city. Where the fuck is Rough And Ready!?!? It’s n ....
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    neave
    October 29, 2008

    A real man wears make up

    Tell me you missed me! Tell me I am the only reason you come on this site! Tell me! Sorry I was MIA for a little while. My wife had a baby. It’s not even mine. Long story. Shut up. C.H.A Reports ....
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    Newton Hooton
    December 19, 2008

    Life According To Britt: 10 Ways To Ruin Your Day

    By Britt Warner 10. Wake-n-bate - No better way to start the day than with a self-bang, right? Wrong! It’s one thing to have some morning sex and then spend the next twelve hours with a st ....
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    Britt
    January 24, 2009

    LMAO (I don’t know what else to say)

    This is a clip form the Bulgarian Idol ( American Idol rip-off). This guy wants to try to impress these judges with is rendition of “Billy Jean”. I think that his entrance into the auditio ....
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    JohnnyD
    January 27, 2009

    The Beauty of Simplicity

    I’d like to think of myself as a very artsy person; among some of the “artsy” things that I like, music videos have got to be high on the list. There’s just something about try ....
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    JohnnyD
    January 29, 2009

    I don’t know how to kiss with tongue… and I’m 26

    Yes yes… finish feeling sorry for me before I explain. When it comes to physical chemistry with a person, the kiss is my pivotal moment of judgment. A myriad of thoughts run through my head seco ....
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    Bitta
    January 30, 2009

    Michael Phelps gets high; John MacGregor was there!

    Michael Phelps, you know him… the big, weird shaped, lanky dude who fucked the Olympic Games right in the butt. Not to be confused with a different Michael Phelps, one who didn’t disconnec ....
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    John MacGregor
    February 3, 2009
    The Telly

    25 Movies That’ll Get You In The Mood for LOVE!

    I’m still counting down the days ’til Valentine’s Day. I have no idea why I’m doing this because I’m still sorta/kinda single and you’d think I would want to forget ....
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    K.Marie
    February 8, 2009

    Teeth + Vagina = No Go!

    After busting ass at work, chowing down some amazing middle eastern food and smoking some hookah, I found myself at my friend’s apartment going through some random DVD’s. “It’s ....
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    K.Marie
    February 15, 2009

    Subway: A love/hate relationship

    I LOVE Subway… sometimes. Ask anyone that has ever met me, I am a complete Subway fanatic. I stay up-to-date with their menu, prices, and latest offerings. Although I don’t agree with that ....
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    John MacGregor
    February 20, 2009
    The Telly

    Do You Want a Ride Home?

    Yours truly went on a date recently. I had high expectations because our conversations leading up to the date had been witty and superfluous (but were online). Although, to be fair, the first time I m ....
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    Bitta
    March 9, 2009

    Criteria For Future Mate

    By Britt Warner Originally published May 24, 2009 En route cross-country, my mom dropped off a few boxes of my shit: memorabilia, awards, Nintendo NES, and, most importantly, my diaries. Although h ....
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    Britt
    January 24, 2010
    Kiss and Tell

    God is awesome…

    …sometimes! Unedited photos taken an hour ago in Tulare, Ca. Courtesy of yours truly, K.Marie and J. Michael Lockhart. The very last one is of my little sister right in front of our h ....
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    K.Marie
    May 28, 2009

    Do You Believe In God?

    I could have cried tears of joy when I first saw Bill Maher’s ‘Religulous’…if not for the fact that I was laughing my ass off throughout most of it. The whole documentary was v ....
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    Britt
    May 29, 2009

    Help a loved one quit smoking by shutting your mouth.

    A person who wants to quit smoking cigarettes has a dreadful journey ahead of him or her. In addition to sometimes requiring medical support, he or she deserves encouragement and love from friends and ....
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    Liv
    June 18, 2009
    Coffee Break

    What do YOU think about during sex?

    “I can’t wait to go out with my girlfriends tonight and find a guy! Hm…what am I going to wear. Maybe that new BCBG dress I just got? It makes my legs look fabulous…” ....
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    Liv
    July 22, 2009
    Kiss and Tell

    Don’t you hate it when the girl doesn’t make a sound…

    There are certain clips online, floating in the abyss of info and bullshit, that really grab one’s attention and change their outlook on life. This video was funny, creepy and educational ....
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    neave
    July 27, 2009

    Santa Claus: Ho-Ho-Ho or No-No-No?

    At eight years old, I didn’t believe in God…but I still believed in Santa Claus. Ironic, no? My slightly older and more precocious friend, Ashley Herman, was visiting from San Francisco. W ....
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    Britt
    August 17, 2009

    Ladies: ‘Twilight’ Is Brainwashing You

    By Britt Warner Warning to women young and old: I’m about to trash the garbage that currently makes you cream your panties. Read at risk of drying up like Death Valley. This week’s re ....
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    Britt
    November 20, 2009
    Fin

    Wait – WHAT’S He Saying?!

    My brother Trav used to watch “Melrose Place” with me back in the day. No, he’s not gay, he’s just a night soap kind of guy. Anyway, in an effort to stay “hip”, ....
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    Britt
    April 16, 2009

    Church+State=Shit *Updated*

    I came across this blog post on some girl’s myspace page. She voted YES on prop 8 which means she is FOR banning gay marriages. The following is her post: Before I begin, please understand that ....
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    neave
    November 9, 2008

    Surfer how I love thee…

    Sifting through the trash disguised as men around Los Angeles can be rough. Sometimes I feel like it’s not worth it. Sometimes I feel like giving up. Usually when I’m just about to throw i ....
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    Lacey A
    January 13, 2009

    For the Boys: 10 Girls You Should NOT Have Sex With

    By Britt Warner Originally published January 19, 2009 10. The Daredevil I’m sure some of you guys out there have been at a bar, hit it off with an attractive chick, and taken her back to your pl ....
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    Britt
    February 6, 2010
    Kiss and Tell

    Chris Brown influencing everyone! Even people in India! *Updated*

    This is crazy!!! However I do have to say something. Ladies, stop hitting men. Fuck! I mean, come on, you can’t just go left and right smacking people, like they are your whores and they haven&# ....
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    neave
    March 26, 2009

    How NOT to Begin a Conversation

      Every single one of these “icebreakers” has been used on or near me. What on earth would make anyone think this is a good way to make friends? “Nice ass.” “Don’ ....
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    Jamila Suicide
    April 27, 2009

    Cologne: A Men’s Guide

    Many of you dudes don’t know much about cologne. That is fine, hopefully you will learn a thing or five here. The perfect example of a person who doesn’t know much about cologne- and I don ....
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    neave
    February 13, 2010
    Coffee Break

    If you’re poor, don’t go on vacation.

    If you’re poor, don’t go on vacation. -John MacGregor Not only do you embarrass yourself when you roll into a restaurant and just order water, and eat the free chips they supply, but you ....
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    John MacGregor
    May 7, 2009
    The Telly

    The Delta Fiasco…Liverpool’s Hottest Export

    I fell in love with The Delta Fiasco when I had the great pleasure of seeing them open for Shiny Toy Guns last year. I wish I could remember more about the actual show; alcohol had been consumed, and ....
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    Liv
    May 13, 2009

    I Believe…

    … in practicing what you preach … the right thing to do is often the hardest thing to do, as well … art is the conduit to peace … the courtesy flush is a must … respondi ....
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    Britt
    June 12, 2009
    Coffee Break

    The anthem for all the dumb B!+ches

    There is NOTHING worst than a bunch of ugly fat girls singing “I just got paid, let’s get laid.” What is this world coming to? They have featured this video on Myspace. FRONT PAGE! D ....
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    Newton Hooton
    June 24, 2009

    Spencer Pratt – I am a Douche **Updated**

    I cant take this guy seriously. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZhJLJVPOHo[/youtube] Ok so here is spencer singing live from his car.This might be the worst live performance I have ever seen. ....
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    bushe
    June 29, 2009

    Girls…don’t put up with this bullsh*t

    This heartbreaking interaction is 100% true, almost verbatim.    Girl exits the house to meet her boyfriend. She is dressed in a blue tee shirt, short denim shorts, and wedge heels.   Boy: O ....
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    Liv
    July 3, 2009

    We are what We wear

    We all know that being in LA, we tend to see many different types of fashions and what’s really scary is how people choose to put things together. Now, I’m not saying I’m a fashion e ....
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    Mr.X
    July 6, 2009

    I’ve got a nice body, and I’m not afraid to show it off.

    God (or evolution, or yo’ mama, whatever you prefer) gave women boobs. And nice butts. And long legs. And sexy hips. We should be free to show off our bods without being criticized or thought to ....
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    Liv
    September 16, 2009
    La Femme

    Putting Faith In Its Place

    This video is the most logical, rational example of my own stance, and I hope everyone takes the time to watch it all the way through. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wV_REEdvxo&feature=p ....
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    Britt
    September 16, 2009

    Britt Warner Dares You To Love

    Dear Loyal Readers of The Neave Online Publication, I am writing this letter on a dark, windy night from the middle of nowhere. I write not as an elder, but as one of your peers. I write to you of L ....
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    Britt
    September 22, 2009
    Kiss and Tell

    What Kind Of Music Do You Play?

    Shit, I don’t know. Yet, this is the most-asked question from friends, acquaintances, and curious strangers. The easiest answer is “Pop,” an umbrella of negative-connotation that I ....
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    Britt
    March 5, 2010
    Personal

    A girl’s best friend

    Let’s not beat around the bush here (baddump ching!), dildos simply do not always do the job when it’s a one woman party. Simple penetration is perfect when the tool is attached to a sweat ....
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    Mr.X
    October 20, 2008

    We Look Interesting

    I call these series of posts “Oh Em Gee.” Everyday I see interesting pictures on the net so why not gather some of them in one place? By posting these picture I want you to learn something ....
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    Newton Hooton
    March 10, 2009

    Your Erection Is Poking Me!…But It’s Ok

    What if I told you I’ve come across something that is more amazing and fascinating than Midget Rodeos? And we all know that Midget Rodeos are the most amazing thing ever? Something even more am ....
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    JohnnyD
    February 24, 2010
    Coffee Break, Personal

    Girls Rule…Boys Drool. Ugh!

    Growing up, I remember there was this era during the 90’s when spirit of the 70’s feminist movement was reincarnated in the form of tacky shirts in neon colors that would have those ridicu ....
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    Matsumoto
    November 13, 2008

    Settle Down, Bitches

    Ladies, for the last effing time: I’m not trying to sleep with your men. I’ve always preferred the company of men to women. Maybe it’s because my Father wanted a boy and I grew up wi ....
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    vagabond nic
    November 26, 2008

    Kanye West for Louis Vuitton Sneakers Preview

      So I still think Kanye is over hyped and not that talented (see reference video), butttttt his new sneaker is pretty appealing. This shoe will be one of six that he will release over the next fe ....
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    bushe
    January 9, 2009

    LA DON’T <3 YOU

    In my opinion, the feeling of falling in love is of the most exciting, thrilling and life changing thing that can happen to ANYONE! Falling in love can change your entire outlook on life. Falling in ....
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    Buttons
    December 2, 2008

    Is that hair on her boob!?

    C.H.A Reports Newton! I saw this picture and I just could not resist. It’s some girl with graffiti on her big ass stomach but check her boobs out. IS THAT STUBBLE!?!? You decide. I did my part. ....
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    Newton Hooton
    December 3, 2008

    Marley & Me *Contains Spoiler*

    Found in Los Angeles. Sad…. ....
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    neave
    January 7, 2009

    Australian Man Tries To Pay Bill With Spider Drawing

    This is truly amazing. I was laughing the whole time. I want to thank my awesome source, Karlie from Australia, who sent this my way. Below is the complete email conversation that Adelaide man David T ....
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    neave
    January 8, 2009

    Nine Don’ts of Which Men Should Be Aware

    Touche, John MacGregor: your list of what women shouldn’t do to avoid the singles table has some hilariously valid points, but let me fill you in on the flip side of the coin. I know the offende ....
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    vagabond nic
    June 13, 2009

    I’m Obsessed with Boobs

    Growing up, I always knew I liked boobs. Until my own grew (although not much …even after 26 years), I used to just stare at other boobs. I always anticipated the day my own would grow – e ....
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    Bitta
    January 21, 2009

    How To Feel Bad For A Chocolate Bunny

    I don’t know if it’s the music, or the fact that it’s a chocolate bunny that makes this video sad. Enjoy.   [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUEvtEYfsd0[/youtube]     ....
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    neave
    January 26, 2009

    How to pick up on older women on Myspace

    So over the years myspace has become a bittersweet hobby of mine. It has definitely had more negative aspects than positive ones. However, one positive aspect is the fact that The Neave gets a large p ....
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    bushe
    January 29, 2009

    Why Bartering Blows

    By Britt Warner   A few weeks ago, I brought my car to my neighborhood mechanic and requested a basic tune-up. My husband is about to graduate from army training and his first station of duty will ....
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    Britt
    February 1, 2009

    We make our own flat screens!

    Holla!!! ....
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    neave
    March 3, 2009

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    • Britt Warner Puts MySpace On Blast *Updated*

      By Britt Warner I joined MySpace in 2005 for the sake of getting my music heard. While I've made some awesome connections (ahem, The Neave) that I wouldn't have made otherwise, there are aspe ....
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      Britt Warner
      2009-11-10 07:35:42
      The Shwag

    • The Truth About Doggy-Style

      By Britt Warner If you're in a sexual relationship with someone, it's healthy to mix it up a little. Sex, like life, is best when varied. You do a little of this, a little of that, and if you're lu ....
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      Britt Warner
      2009-02-09 10:08:51
      Uncategorized

    • Ladies: 9 Things to do to Guarantee a seat at the Singles' Table.

      Ladies: Want to date a douche bag? Ready to jump into the dating pool of losers fit for a Halo convention? Finally! The list of things you can do to avoid dating me, and other awesome guys out ther ....
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      John MacGregor
      2010-02-14 20:27:04
      Kiss and Tell

    • Obama....THE antichrist.

      Really, if this doesn't make you kind of concerned, I don't know what does. It's scary knowing that there are people like this out there. I honestly don't even know what to say. I am ashamed. As a hum ....
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      neave
      2008-11-08 02:34:28
      Coffee Break

    • Don't drink and kiss.

      I spent the last 10 minutes deciding whether I should post this or not. The pictures will tell you the story. Let this be a reminder that alcohol really fucks with your standards, so be careful. Actua ....
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      neave
      2010-02-19 04:49:18
      Coffee Break

    • Cat Abuse

      By Britt Warner   I rarely remember my dreams anymore due to the fitful nights of sleep that I tend to have. The other night, however, I had one that will forever be seared into my body's mem ....
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      Britt Warner
      2009-01-28 12:55:57
      Coffee Break

    • John MacGregor says: Could someone please pass the Racism!?

      From: [name redacted] Date: January 17 2009 1:40 pm Body: "hey, i dont think that we have ever spoken. im ****. youre john. im sorry for the fact that i have to take time and energy out of my li ....
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      John MacGregor
      2010-02-26 14:42:46
      The Telly

    • John MacGregor on Women. Sobering Statistics Revealed.

      A lot (all) women seem to be complaining about Men using Pick up Lines on them, ad fucking nauseum in fact. This is completely infuriating; mainly because women complain... A LOT. And women tend to ma ....
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      John MacGregor
      2009-06-09 15:12:59
      The Telly

    • Incoming College Freshies...What Your School Won't Tell You

      Dear in-coming freshmen: what your college doesn't tell you in the "Welcome, Freshmen!" cheese-fest, corn-ball, lame-ass videos and info sessions. 1. People will tell you many different things abou ....
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      Liv
      2009-07-08 18:44:49
      Kiss and Tell

    • Redefining "Cuddle Buddies"

      I can't sleep. I never sleep. Why the hell is it that impossible for someone to sleep? As much as I love "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," watching reruns 'til 4am is not a healthy lifestyle for a ....
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      K.Marie
      2009-01-21 23:53:47
      Kiss and Tell

    • The Smell of Love

      By Britt Warner   In the quest to find love, people often forget that they are still subconsciously attracted to potential mates for reasons that are purely primal. Please do not buy into the b ....
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      Britt Warner
      2009-03-12 09:07:20
      Kiss and Tell

    • Girls and their sex toys

      Girls, let’s face it, guys tend to be too cocky about their “skills” when it comes to sexual intercourse. From personal experience, it doesn’t matter how attractive you are o ....
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      K.Marie
      2009-05-14 22:20:04
      Kiss and Tell

    • Britt Warner's New Rules: Part 2

      By Britt Warner I published Part I of this series a couple months ago as a sort of love letter to Bill Maher's "New Rules," which you can read here. Britt's Laws are back with a whole new list of ....
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      Britt Warner
      2009-09-07 08:23:41
      Coffee Break

    • Road Revelations: The Sex Lives of Cars

      By Britt Warner   I know MANY of you have often sat around wondering what would happen if my husband joined the army and then got based at Fort Hood in Texas and I had to pack half of our shit ....
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      Britt Warner
      2009-02-11 20:42:45
      Coffee Break

    • Musically Triggered Memories

      By Britt Warner Why I Wrote This Beastly Story It threw me off-guard when I recently realized that most of my childhood memories are layered in a thick fog. I used to luxuriate in my past like ....
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      Britt Warner
      2009-06-30 18:59:42
      The Sonorus

    • John MacGregor interviews Jon and Kate, of Jon and Kate plus 8.

      Last Monday, or Friday, or Wednesday, I can't remember, I got a call from my agent. He or she, I can't remember, informed me that I needed to fly to Pennsylvania as soon as humanly possible to intervi ....
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      John MacGregor
      2009-07-07 18:48:34
      The Telly

    • S-E-X

      By Britt Warner "How are babies made?" I asked my mother that version of a timeless question as she drove me home from kindergarten one sunny afternoon. I was five. I don't remember a ....
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      Britt Warner
      2009-05-10 13:55:44
      Kiss and Tell

    • Sterilize Yourself

      It’s amazing to ponder how far our species has evolved in such a relatively short period of time. From hairy ape to Paris Hilton? Just astonishing.   Lately, though, I find myself feel ....
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      Britt Warner
      2009-07-15 13:59:16
      Kiss and Tell

    • What If Men Menstruated?

      By Britt Warner Every twenty-eight days or so, each boy and man would have to plug up his pene with a tiny cotton stick, careful to tuck the dangling string into his undies. ("I'm more of a box ....
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      Britt Warner
      2009-09-11 09:26:50
      Coffee Break

    • John MacGregor writes an episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S

      When I was 11 years old, I wrote an episode of Friends. It... was... to say the least... amazing. I sent it in to NBC on my 11th birthday, and am still waiting to hear back from them. I check the mail ....
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      John MacGregor
      2009-10-13 13:50:13
      The Telly

    • Survival Kit for the Party Girl - Get One

      You don't have to be a Scout to always be prepared. Take it from someone who knows...there are a few key items every girl should have in her purse that will make waking up after a night of drinking a ....
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      Liv
      2010-03-02 21:32:19
      Kiss and Tell

    • Criteria For Future Mate

      By Britt Warner Originally published May 24, 2009 En route cross-country, my mom dropped off a few boxes of my shit: memorabilia, awards, Nintendo NES, and, most importantly, my diaries. Altho ....
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      Britt Warner
      2010-01-24 09:29:50
      Kiss and Tell

    • Help a loved one quit smoking by shutting your mouth.

      A person who wants to quit smoking cigarettes has a dreadful journey ahead of him or her. In addition to sometimes requiring medical support, he or she deserves encouragement and love from friends and ....
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      Liv
      2009-06-18 19:55:03
      Coffee Break

    • What do YOU think about during sex?

      "I can't wait to go out with my girlfriends tonight and find a guy! Hm…what am I going to wear. Maybe that new BCBG dress I just got? It makes my legs look fabulous…"   "I wonder ....
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      Liv
      2009-07-22 10:46:38
      Kiss and Tell

    • Ladies: 'Twilight' Is Brainwashing You

      By Britt Warner Warning to women young and old: I'm about to trash the garbage that currently makes you cream your panties. Read at risk of drying up like Death Valley. This week's release ....
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      Britt Warner
      2009-11-20 13:16:51
      Fin

    • Surfer how I love thee...

      Sifting through the trash disguised as men around Los Angeles can be rough. Sometimes I feel like it's not worth it. Sometimes I feel like giving up. Usually when I'm just about to throw in the cologn ....
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      Lacey A
      2009-01-13 17:58:03
      Fin

    • For the Boys: 10 Girls You Should NOT Have Sex With

      By Britt Warner Originally published January 19, 2009 10. The Daredevil I'm sure some of you guys out there have been at a bar, hit it off with an attractive chick, and taken her back to your place ....
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      Britt Warner
      2010-02-06 07:49:38
      Kiss and Tell

    • Cologne: A Men's Guide

      Many of you dudes don't know much about cologne. That is fine, hopefully you will learn a thing or five here. The perfect example of a person who doesn't know much about cologne- and I don't mean to s ....
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      neave
      2010-02-13 21:57:43
      Coffee Break

    • If you're poor, don't go on vacation.

      If you're poor, don't go on vacation. -John MacGregor Not only do you embarrass yourself when you roll into a restaurant and just order water, and eat the free chips they supply, but you e ....
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      John MacGregor
      2009-05-07 13:43:12
      The Telly

    • I Believe...

      ... in practicing what you preach ... the right thing to do is often the hardest thing to do, as well ... art is the conduit to peace ... the courtesy flush is a must ... responding to violence ....
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      Britt Warner
      2009-06-12 14:26:18
      Coffee Break

    • We are what We wear

      We all know that being in LA, we tend to see many different types of fashions and what's really scary is how people choose to put things together. Now, I'm not saying I'm a fashion expert nor a sty ....
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      Mr.X
      2009-07-06 08:53:48
      Coffee Break

    • I've got a nice body, and I'm not afraid to show it off.

      God (or evolution, or yo' mama, whatever you prefer) gave women boobs. And nice butts. And long legs. And sexy hips. We should be free to show off our bods without being criticized or thought to be mo ....
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      Liv
      2009-09-16 07:22:42
      La Femme

    • Putting Faith In Its Place

      This video is the most logical, rational example of my own stance, and I hope everyone takes the time to watch it all the way through. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wV_REEdvxo&featur ....
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      Britt Warner
      2009-09-16 15:25:23
      La Femme

    • Britt Warner Dares You To Love

      Dear Loyal Readers of The Neave Online Publication, I am writing this letter on a dark, windy night from the middle of nowhere. I write not as an elder, but as one of your peers. I write to you o ....
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      Britt Warner
      2009-09-22 22:25:10
      Kiss and Tell

    • What Kind Of Music Do You Play?

      Shit, I don't know. Yet, this is the most-asked question from friends, acquaintances, and curious strangers. The easiest answer is "Pop," an umbrella of negative-connotation that I hate to seek sh ....
      read more

      Britt Warner
      2010-03-05 01:51:28
      Personal

    • A girl's best friend

      Let's not beat around the bush here (baddump ching!), dildos simply do not always do the job when it's a one woman party. Simple penetration is perfect when the tool is attached to a sweaty man who ke ....
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      Mr.X
      2008-10-20 18:12:22
      Personal

    • Your Erection Is Poking Me!...But It's Ok

      What if I told you I've come across something that is more amazing and fascinating than Midget Rodeos? And we all know that Midget Rodeos are the most amazing thing ever? Something even more amazi ....
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      JohnnyD
      2010-02-24 13:20:23
      Personal

    • Is that hair on her boob!?

      C.H.A Reports Newton! I saw this picture and I just could not resist. It's some girl with graffiti on her big ass stomach but check her boobs out. IS THAT STUBBLE!?!? You decide. I did my part. G ....
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      Newton Hooton
      2008-12-03 23:41:21
      Personal

    • Casual Sex: Is it Possible?

      Photo Courtesy of teamsugar.com While making love to someone special is all good and fun, often we as human beings need some sexual healing without any strings attached. This does not necessaril ....
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      Lucy Tonic
      2009-04-12 09:13:18
      Kiss and Tell

    • Ladies: What Men REALLY talk about, when you're not around.

      **Warning, not intended for anyone who isn't ready for the truth. Also not intended for pregnant women, or people wearing defibrillators. If your erection, which you will develop shortly after reading ....
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      John MacGregor
      2009-06-25 15:54:26
      The Telly

    • How to become a professional photographer

      TIP 1- How to become a professional photographer Buy a digital camera. -2  Tricks of the trade Have a look on the camera, somewhere, probably on the top or back or somewhere on the front or ....
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      neave
      2010-02-08 13:50:17
      The Medium

    • John MacGregor Interviews Jon and Kate plus 8: The Finale

      Well, as we expected, I ruined the interview with Jon Gosselin. And since that interview, Jon has been plastered all over every magazine that sits atop gum and candy, with his new girlfriend. Coincide ....
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      John MacGregor
      2009-07-28 13:25:34
      The Telly

    • Smart People Who Do Stupid Things

      By Britt Warner In my ongoing quest to connect with members of my own species, I often come across one particularly common phenomenon: smart people who do stupid things. Some of the most brilliant ....
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      Britt Warner
      2009-09-03 17:43:46
      Coffee Break

    • The Neave Does Autumn 2009

      I feel truly blessed to live in New England and to reap the benefits of all four seasons. There is nothing like inhaling magnolia blossoms in springtime, sailing the ocean in a hot breeze in the summe ....
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      Liv
      2009-09-27 13:40:15
      Inseam

    • Meet Tyler Shields: LA's Hottest Photographer

      Bizarre, grotesque, obscene, erotic, fascinating, and beautiful; all words to describe Tyler Shields' evocative photography and video portraits. The LA-based artist creates works of art inviting c ....
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      Liv
      2010-02-08 17:45:59
      Inseam

    • How To Talk Dirty

      Valentines Day is around the corner and many of you will have sex, make the mistake of having a child 9 months down the road and never talking to each other again. In case you have no idea what to say ....
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      neave
      2010-02-13 03:17:48
      Kiss and Tell

    • Top 10 Ways to Lose a Girl's Interest

      [caption id="" align="alignright" width="350" caption="Why are most self-help books aimed toward women?"][/caption] As a result of movies like “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” and “He’s Just ....
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      Niki Payne
      2010-02-20 08:04:51
      Kiss and Tell

    • Masturbation's For N00bs

      I have always been in favor of masturbation. As a precocious teen, I dragged timid pals to “toy stores” and helped them pick out vibrators best-suited to their personal requirements, lectur ....
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      Britt Warner
      2010-02-22 01:36:41
      Kiss and Tell

    • The Break-Up Guide for Girls: Moving Up and Moving On

      No matter who does the dumping, break-ups suck and provide hours - if not days and months - of despair for one or both parties involved. Regardless of the reasons for the initial break-up, hearts ar ....
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      Liv
      2010-02-23 21:15:39
      Kiss and Tell

    • If You Want Your Bar/Club To Survive, Avoid These Tunes

      The list is way longer than what I have compiled here, but for now, it'll do. LMFAO feat. Lil Jon - Shots (No matter where I am, or who I am with, I will leave and never return to that venue if hea ....
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      neave
      2010-03-04 14:46:15
      The Sonorus

    • A day in the life...

      ...Not quite. I am at Boston University studying opera, and will graduate with a BM in Vocal Performance. More than a few non-musicians have asked me what exactly I do at school. "Do you just sin ....
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      Liv
      2010-03-07 08:05:17
      The Sonorus

    • Sam Hessamian of Dripbook

      I am completely obsessed with *Dripbook*. As a collection of visual stimulation from photographers, stylists, and anyone with a creative eye, Dripbook offers me hours of entertainment and inspiration. ....
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      Liv
      2009-07-27 11:16:22
      Inseam

    • John MacGregor's How To's of Life

      Allow me to enlighten you all. I know most (all) of you want to know how to do things. That's pretty much why Google was invented. I've started this thread of blogs to give insight to both men and wom ....
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      John MacGregor
      2009-08-14 20:58:49
      The Telly

    • The Anatomy of a Bachelor Pad: Tricks that might actually help you get laid

      Imagine meeting an amazing girl and hitting it off the first night you meet. As hours pass by, each laugh makes you more intrigued or dare I say horny, and after heavy conversation, you find yourself ....
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      K.Marie
      2009-08-19 22:57:45
      The Telly

    • This is the future of America...and it is scary

      This video really makes my blood boil. Watch and get pissed. You have to watch it. P.S. I really want to punch those two white girls. And by punching I mean stabbing them in the fucking eye. ....
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      neave
      2010-02-22 23:06:51
      Personal

    • Getting Older Is Great!

      By Britt Warner It was hard to write that title with a straight face. Anyone who's actually stoked on getting older has either a death wish or an obscenely impressive sense of humor. It's Octo ....
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      Britt Warner
      2009-10-02 10:09:46
      Coffee Break

    • John MacGregor Interviews Jaimee Grubbs

      About 4 or 5 months back, Tiger Woods’ kicked it up a few notches and told everyone that not only was he the best golfer of ever, but he was bangin’ broads like it was Nineteen Ninety--- Whatever ....
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      John MacGregor
      2010-02-12 07:50:02
      The Telly

    • Songs Not To Lose Your Virginity To: A Field Guide

      This is merely the tip (which may or may not count) of the iceberg. I'd like to create an expansive list of songs that are far from great options to play as background music while losing one's virgini ....
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      Jason Joyce
      2010-02-23 11:49:22
      The Sonorus

    • Idiot's Guide to the Walk of Shame

      Whether you know it as the "Walk of Shame" or "Stride of Pride," it is a trek that I have become all too well acquainted with; it begins with the sudden realization that you did not manage to make it ....
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      Flora Barron
      2010-02-05 09:28:25
      La Femme

    • If You Don't Want To Get Shanked Have British Kids

      A few days ago, I went to go visit a friend of mine who teaches 1st grade at a San Gabriel Elementary school. As I sat on a bench watching the kids enjoy their recess, I couldn't help but notice ....
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      JohnnyD
      2010-02-26 12:52:31
      Coffee Break

    • Traveling To Vegas With A Persian Family

      Vegas! The play ground for adults! Well in order to enjoy this little play ground you have to get there first. You might think living in Los Angeles makes things easy, because it's only a 3 and a ....
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      JohnnyD
      2010-03-05 13:06:43
      Coffee Break

    • The Worst Two Clothing Companies of All time.

      I really can't stand the two clothing brands Affliction and Ed Hardy. I feel like every time I am out at a club or bar there is always some douche who thinks he's god's gift wearing one of these shir ....
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      bushe
      2010-02-05 18:18:22
      The Shwag

    • Masochism Manifested

      Four long and coarse black strands of hair snaked their way along the shower tiles like anorexic wall worms. I knew then that a female had bathed here recently, more recently than I had imagined. I ....
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      Liv
      2009-04-21 19:27:10
      Coffee Break

    • John MacGregor writes for Press Enterprise... Awesome?

      "Dude, are you going to see The Watchmen?" I heard that from everyone the entire two weeks before The Watchmen was supposed to release in theatres. My answer was always a variation of: "Fuck no. ....
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      John MacGregor
      2009-04-28 18:32:15
      The Telly

    • Dear Fashion Police:

        I enjoy long flowing skirts and tie dye tees. My socks never match. I enjoy earth tones and will go for months without wearing much else. I cut up old clothes to make new ones without car ....
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      Lucy Tonic
      2009-05-14 14:06:26
      La Femme

    • 13 Songs I wish I Didn't Like

      Everybody has songs they're afraid to admit loving. Here are the songs that I secretly hope come on at a party, bar, or club. I then sing along and dance my heart out, pretending the alcohol is making ....
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      Liv
      2010-03-10 10:41:15
      Personal

    • Girls Are Nasty, and How to Deal.

      Dear whomever said that girls were made of sugar and spice and everything nice:   With all due respect, I'm not sure what serious mind-altering drugs you were taking when you came up with this ....
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      Liv
      2009-06-22 08:34:04
      La Femme

    • Dropping The N-Bomb

      By Britt Warner With various countries around the globe threatening to nuke the U.S., it makes for a rather tense existence. No worries! I recently came across some interesting tid-bits that shou ....
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      Britt Warner
      2009-06-27 17:45:37
      Coffee Break

    • For The Girls: 10 Guys You Should NOT Have Sex With

      Originally published August 19, 2009 A while back, I wrote an article advising the boys as to which chicks they should avoid getting down with at all costs. When it comes to whom the ladies n ....
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      Britt Warner
      2010-03-03 11:28:02
      Kiss and Tell

    • Louis Vuitton Fall 2009 - ROFL

      It's always fun to peruse the couture and ready-to-wear collections of designers not only to get inspiration and do some shopping (if your wallet is healthy), but to laugh/vomit/cry at the monstrositi ....
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      Liv
      2009-08-12 13:30:37
      Inseam

    • Movie to Download: Roman Polanski's Repulsion

      Roman Polanski's 1965 psychological thriller explores the depth and progression of sexual paranoia and repression. Carol, played by the incomparable Catherine Deneuve, lives and works in London wi ....
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      Liv
      2009-08-13 14:14:18
      The Telly

    • John MacGregor's 'STOP' List.

      Written by: John MacGregor Everybody. Stop whatever it is you're doing right now. Seriously. Stop. Those of you who are familiar with me and my articles (all 11 of you), know that I am a guru ....
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      John MacGregor
      2009-08-31 17:06:09
      The Telly

    • Meet your writers: Lucy Tonic

      Miss Lucy Tonic provides us with the best information on everything music. She compiles the greatest play lists, introduces us to cool new music, publishes thoughtful album and concert reviews, and in ....
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      Liv
      2010-02-23 07:56:25
      The Sonorus

    • Can Pseudo Relationships Actually Work?

      I was among the first to arrive at the upscale Italian restaurant in Los Angeles where the speed dating event took place. It was my first time, so I had a cocktail to take the edge off. About twenty  ....
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      Niki Payne
      2010-02-27 18:11:29
      Kiss and Tell

    • Lecture Notes

      These are my real notes that I took down in a Medieval English lecture. I think it's funny that you can pinpoint the exact moment when I start losing interest in what the lecturing is saying and as a ....
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      Jamie
      2010-03-10 17:35:57
      Coffee Break

    • myspace...fml

      I almost peed my pants laughing so hard, then almost vomited. "Sure, old-man-I've-never-met-wearing-leis, come right over and make me cum!" By the way, does anyone know what a "sexynone" is? ....
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      Liv
      2010-03-04 04:22:21
      Personal

    • Hansome Men's Club

      I totally belong to this club. In and around this club. YoO BeSt KnOw DiS! *Don't you hate when people type like that!? Fuck!* ....
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      neave
      2010-03-10 08:44:05
      Coffee Break

    • Standards: What are yours?

      I don't consider myself to have impossible standards when looking for a potential mate. I value simple things, like honesty, empathy, and generosity. However, there are a few qualities a man must poss ....
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      Liv
      2010-03-10 10:02:37
      Kiss and Tell

    • Guest writer Sonia talks Target and its designer collaborations

      Target Designer Collaborations By: Sonia Evers Check out Sonia's blog: Runway Hippie and follow her on Twitter! Designer collaborations with Target are taking the fashion world by storm.  From Lu ....
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      Liv
      2010-03-10 19:00:33
      Inseam

    • Is my life going in a positive direction?

      We, as humans, have certain rules... regulations, that map out for us what is right, and what is wrong. Certain situations that occur, you can immediately tell if you're doing a good thing, or other t ....
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      John MacGregor
      2009-03-16 15:23:57
      The Telly

    • John MacGregor VS. The World; Part 1.

      Today, I went to a Chinese buffet for lunch with my friend, Eric. When the bill came, I asked him what he was going to leave as a tip. Eric: I'm gonna write 'CASH' in the tip line... but not leave ....
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      John MacGregor
      2009-03-19 14:50:24
      The Telly

    • Four-Play

      While getting it on, silence can be golden. Usually any type of noise will only serve as a distraction, and can not only ruin the moment, but can destroy any potential orgasm that was about to occur. ....
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      Lucy Tonic
      2009-03-21 19:31:29
      The Sonorus

    • These are the worst kind of people; epic.

      I have a giant list of things that piss me off; seriously, GIANT. It runs the gamut from famous people like, Drew Carey and Channing Tatum. To normal everyday douche bags like: J-Walkers and homele ....
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      John MacGregor
      2009-04-20 15:59:49
      The Telly

    • Rinse And Repeat And Rinse Again

      "Occupied." He sat on the toilet with the pistol in one hand. The left hand. Everyone knew he was right handed. "Sure James," he thought to himself. "No one will figure it out that you shot yoursel ....
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      Lawrence Goodwin
      2010-02-23 10:00:18
      Short Stack

    • Britt Warner's New Rules

      If I ever break down and buy a television, it will be for two reasons: Weeds and Real Time With Bill Maher. The latter features a segment known as 'New Rules', in which Mr. Maher (or Billy, as I lik ....
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      Britt Warner
      2009-06-06 11:45:56
      Coffee Break

    • The Morning After - Pt. I

      The effects of last night's overzealous imbibing left her cold and hot and motionless. With each blink of an eye, the knife in her head gently prodded the pain deeper into absolution. Her heart beat ....
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      Liv
      2009-07-06 18:22:15
      Coffee Break

    • Could you wear one dress for a year?

      This girl thinks she can. As an "exercise in sustainable fashion", Sheena Matheiken has pledged to wear the same dress every day for one year. She rotates seven identical black dresses throughout t ....
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      Liv
      2009-07-20 14:35:16
      Inseam

    • A List of Bad Responses to "I Love You"

      Hello! Or for all of you living in Russia, Khello.  So the other day, when I was at a Starbucks, I looked over to see a couple fighting, and I started thinking to myself "why aren't frappuccinos ca ....
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      JohnnyD
      2010-02-16 10:08:54
      Kiss and Tell

    • Time Won't Let Me Go

      [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKwWzAMKlHc[/youtube] Music has so much nostalgia wrapped up in it. For people who get goosebumps over their favorite songs, like I do, there is an extra int ....
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      Jamila Suicide
      2009-08-16 12:15:19
      Kiss and Tell

    • makeup shmakeup: the must haves and the must nots

      I remember the day my mother bought me my very own make up. I was in fifth grade, and had been sneaking experimentations with her lipstick and eye shadow for about a year. I don't remember the reaso ....
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      Liv
      2010-03-03 22:28:20
      Inseam

    • What's Hot for Fall!

      It's so funny to me when I see how some girls choose to dress. I understand that everyone has his or her own sense of style and I think that's awesome, but fall is just around the corner and I hate to ....
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      Mr.X
      2009-08-31 21:42:29
      Inseam

    • The Neave Presents A Contest..."WTF Is That?"

      Ladies and gentlemen, leave a comment using your name and real email address answering the following question..."WTF are these pictures of?!" (it's all one thing, and hint: it's not as gross as you m ....
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      Liv
      2009-09-29 15:14:19
      Coffee Break

    • Boston Fashion Week 2009: Betsey Johnson

      Boston doesn't host the same spectacularly star-studded, haute couture saturated fashion week as NYC or Paris, for examples, but our week aims to feature the local industry and the big timers. The Bet ....
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      Liv
      2010-02-09 04:45:27
      Inseam

    • Bathrooms of tomorrow

      The first three are via Yanko Design, a terrific blog that features new concepts in design. There is a good chance that water might become a precious commodity in the future. Designer Jang Woo ....
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      neave
      2010-02-02 11:41:44
      The Medium

    • Faces In Places

      By Britt Warner I remember being a kid and noticing that three-prong wall sockets looked an awful lot like surprised little faces. It fascinated me that seemingly ordinary fixtures could ....
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      Britt Warner
      2009-10-21 19:26:15
      Coffee Break

    • 7 Deadly Friend-Enders

      By Britt Warner When a relationship ends, it is called a break-up. When family members cease all contact, they are dubbed "estranged". What about the end of a friendship, though? Is there some ....
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      Britt Warner
      2010-02-03 11:44:17
      Coffee Break

    • Now this is what I call art.

      The Making of the 2010 Pirelli Calendar by Terry Richardson ....
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      bushe
      2010-02-09 07:05:46
      The Medium

    • "Love Tactic #9"

      What if Everyone Boycotted Valentine's Day? Valentine’s Day is only days away, and the lonely hearts of America are being put to shame thanks to pressures by society and the media to score a Vale ....
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      Niki Payne
      2010-02-10 21:34:13
      Kiss and Tell

    • The Butterfly Effect

      Is love really all about the butterflies? Some people mistakenly believe that love is an infection you can’t control. I was one of those people. In fact, I made the kiss-n-ditch routine ....
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      Niki Payne
      2010-02-12 12:41:19
      Kiss and Tell

    • How to resemble BarbieBot!

      Girls, have you ever wanted to look like a real-life Barbie doll? Do you want your already-fantastic body pumped with Botox? Is your dream man the douchiest douche-bag of all time? Do you aspire to a ....
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      Liv
      2010-02-16 00:33:30
      Coffee Break

    • The Date for Food Program

      When your finances are tight, and you’ve got to eat, the Date for Food Program is an excellent source of protein for your financial diet. But who will be your meal ticket? The answer is simple: some ....
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      Niki Payne
      2010-02-18 14:09:13
      Kiss and Tell

    • Introduction to the Weekly Three-Minute Fuck & Suck

      Welcome to the first installment of "Fuck & Suck". This is the blog post where you can waste three minutes of your precious time reading about my telling people to fuck off and suck it. This is ....
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      Manuel Carrillo III
      2010-02-20 17:48:57
      Personal

    • what do you say

      Diggin' this Mickey Avalon song: ....
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      Liv
      2010-02-23 22:44:02
      Personal

    • Have You Got the Guts to Read This?

      For those of you unfamiliar with his work, Chuck Palahniuk is the author of "Fight Club". He is by no means a one trick pony. His other novels are just as dark and humurous as the cult classic. Thi ....
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      Jamie
      2010-02-25 03:40:37
      Coffee Break

    • The Funnies

      Every week I will post a series of funny pictures. It seems like we're all stressed the fuck out, so looking at some funny pictures every once in a while won't hurt. And if you don't think these pictu ....
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      neave
      2010-02-25 12:37:38
      Personal

    • Do I LOOK Like Step-Mom Material???

      I’m spending my Saturday night camped out at a Starbucks with my laptop and Chai Latte, solely here to work on articles for TheNeave.com and to scavenge sound samples for music production. In Se ....
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      Britt Warner
      2010-02-28 10:45:00
      Kiss and Tell

    • Nice Guys Not the Only Ones to Finish Last

      You know you have messed up at some point when you are riding home on a 7 a.m. train, still drunk, and half asleep, and the girl you were with at the beginning of the night somehow ended up in bed wit ....
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      Jamie
      2010-03-01 02:35:25
      Kiss and Tell

    • The Wake-Up Mix: Get Your Ass Out of Bed

      Most days, I usually don't bolt out of bed with a grin on my face. I grumble, I mope, I doze for another five minutes, until I finally drag my sleepy ass out of bed. However, once up, I make a bee-lin ....
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      Liv
      2010-03-02 20:49:41
      The Sonorus

    • Lindsay Lohan Looks Good...Weird

      Lindsay Lohan poses for Terry Richardson: photos courtesy of thesuperficial.com ....
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      Liv
      2010-03-04 08:39:14
      Coffee Break

    • The Funnies

      Hopefully these pictures will make you feel less insane. Laugh and hug somebody. [caption id="attachment_15301" align="aligncenter" width="425" caption="Donkey Punching Is R ....
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      neave
      2010-03-04 13:40:34
      Personal

    • 2009 Aston Martin V8 Vantage - Shaken, not stirred

      Want to look like a baller without throwing down more dough than a Porsche 911 Turbo? I think it's time to treat yourself to the good life with the new 2009 Aston Martin V8 Vantage. I've had the ....
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      Mr.X
      2010-02-05 16:40:47
      Uncategorized

    • How To Survive A Persian Party

      Here is my quick guide on how to survive and enjoy a Persian party. For many of you the following facts may be a thing of fiction, however, I assure you that what is said below only comes from persona ....
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      JohnnyD
      2010-02-20 14:39:44
      Coffee Break

    • She Bats Both Ways

      Sex, and any subject mildly related to it, seems to be out in the open now more than ever.   In the past, conversations about intimacy, relationships and close encounters were limited by the shy ....
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      Lucy Tonic
      2009-03-16 14:22:19
      Kiss and Tell

    • Myspace | A Place for Friends, Relationships, and All That Good Stuff

      Now that myspace, facebook, twitter, and blogging have become part of everyone's daily routine, it's so much easier to check up on someone without them knowing. Many of our writers feel some angst aga ....
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      K.Marie
      2010-02-05 11:02:42
      Uncategorized

    • Confessions of a Two-Timer

      Have you ever screwed someone over (and yourself over) so completely and mercilessly that you just knew you were going to hell? We're talking slept-with-the-best-friend-of-a-man-you-could-have-pot ....
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      Liv
      2010-03-12 03:35:18
      Kiss and Tell

    • keep your banana in your pants, mister

      "Why do you love me?"   "I think it's the way you love me back."   "How so?"   "You know it's indefinable, it's simply it. It's the way your mom shows me how to use the special spaghe ....
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      Liv
      2009-11-09 05:30:28
      Coffee Break

    • Traits of Inferior Couples

      By Britt Warner Originally published May 4, 2009 When my husband and I fell in love, a lot of our respective friends resented how happy we were. More accurately, most of them were single and ....
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      Britt Warner
      2010-03-06 04:58:06
      Kiss and Tell

    • Less Of A Warning

      They were all there. They all knew him by the name William. They came to watch him die. There was Helen, the woman from across the hall. She kept her flask in her chest. She had abnormally fat uppe ....
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      Lawrence Goodwin
      2009-07-02 14:57:11
      Short Stack

    • Homemade Beauty Recipes!

      Spend a lovely Sunday afternoon pampering yourself with these all natural beauty recipes. Most of these ingredients are probably already in your kitchen!   1. To clear out pores and promote gen ....
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      Liv
      2009-07-14 17:37:02
      La Femme

    • Name That Movie!

      Below are some stills from some of my favorite films of all time. Some are dead give-aways, and some are harder than others. Nonetheless, I challenge you to name all 25 movies pictured below. Have f ....
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      Lucy Tonic
      2009-08-10 10:07:00
      Fin

    • *ThEy'Re JuSt HuMaNs, WiTh wIvEs & ChIlDrEn* Live & Loud: The Flaming Lips

      It all happened so spontaneously. And there just isn't enough spontaneity in life. Thinking I was going to end my summer drinking away the thoughts of responsibilities that so often emerge in ....
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      Lucy Tonic
      2009-09-05 12:59:08
      The Sonorus

    • "believe it or not, i'm a complete catch" - reason no. 982 to not give out your number

      According to the preface on melodymaker's posterous blog in which this recording is available, Olga finds herself harassed by Dmitri while she is out with friends, and gives him her business card ....
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      Liv
      2009-09-14 12:14:33
      Coffee Break

    • My Favorite Texts From Last Night. Happy Friday!

      In honor of the weekend, let's start it off right (or wrong) by learning what not to say or do (or what to do or say, depending on how you like your weekends.) Here are my ten favorite texts from last ....
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      Liv
      2009-09-25 16:40:23
      Coffee Break

    • Flower in the Sun: RIP Janis (1943-1970)

      Beautiful. Brilliant. Timeless. A talent unknown, discovered by accident. Always an intellect, always with heart. Where you couldn't find answers, you found The Party... Always a little l ....
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      Lucy Tonic
      2009-10-04 17:51:26
      The Sonorus

    • Two Women Get Wild on Public Bus

      ....
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      bushe
      2009-10-14 12:33:01
      The Sonorus

    • Where The Dirty Hipsters Are

      From director Spike Jonze comes the indie retelling of the children's classic "Where the Wild Things Are" - but with Wild Things even scarier: HIPSTERS. When Max ventures into his imagination a ....
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      neave
      2009-11-02 14:01:19
      Personal

    • You know you hate your job when:

      Jobs are stupid. Is it weird or fucked up that I actually enjoy listening to people who hate their jobs? Someone goes, "My boss sent out a memo giving us a list of websites we're not allowed to go ....
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      John MacGregor
      2009-11-18 14:43:53
      The Telly

    • EAR CANDY: Top Ten Albums of 2009

      Here are my picks. Feel free to add yours!   1. Grizzly Bear- Veckatimest     Photo Courtesy of thelineofbestfit.com 2. The Decemberists- Hazards of Love         Photo C ....
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      Lucy Tonic
      2009-12-13 03:30:05
      The Sonorus

    • Light Magic

      Light painting, also known as light drawing or light graffiti is a photographic technique in which exposures are made usually at night or in a darkened room by moving a hand-held light source or ....
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      neave
      2010-02-12 09:31:07
      The Medium

    • Memories

      So its been a while since a music videos creativity has impressed me. This one did not change that. However I have to give the director credit for the window filming and 3d text editing. How muc ....
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      bushe
      2010-02-12 15:47:45
      The Sonorus

    • Blueberry Pancakes

      They sat across from each other. With each minute that passed the alcohol brought the walls down. Alice told Ralph the dirty things, the secret things. Ralph smiled like a pauper with a winning Lotter ....
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      Lawrence Goodwin
      2010-02-16 02:58:21
      Short Stack

    • Anitra discusses Hollywood's hot new stylist: Reinaldo Irizarry

      Rising Hollywood style star Reinaldo Irizarry By: Anitra Rakel When I flip through a magazine, often times I find myself wondering how these busy celebrities can piece together such unique looks o ....
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      Liv
      2010-02-16 04:21:12
      Inseam

    • Mark C Discovers 2001: A Space Odyssey

      In today’s society we are faced with making important choices everyday.  Whether it’s which flavor Gardenburger to try this go-around (If you don’t pick the Black Bean Chipotle, you’re a comm ....
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      Mark C
      2010-02-23 12:18:02
      The Telly

    • The Biathlon: When Worlds Collide

      As I watch the Winter Games of 2010, a flood of memories come back to me. Who can forget seeing Mark Hamill land a triple sow-cow to take the Gold in the ‘88 games in Beijing (False). NAILED IT!!! ....
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      Mark C
      2010-02-20 01:24:41
      The Telly

    • Burlesque: From Satire to Striptease

      The meaning of ‘Burlesque’ varies, depending on whom you ask. The word can be traced back to 16th Century Italy, when composer Francesco Berni used a version of it (burleschi) to describe the ....
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      Britt Warner
      2010-03-08 08:19:31
      The Medium

    • 5 things to do with Brazilians

      i looove Brazilians. they always look stunning and they speak with the most sexy accent. rawr!! they have the hottest supermodels in the world! they are everywhere on billboards, in magazines, on runw ....
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      eve
      2010-02-21 22:20:20
      Personal

    • Protest in style, betches.

      If you want to tell your government to suck your dick, tell them in style.  ....
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      neave
      2010-02-23 16:05:52
      Personal

    • Weekly Three-Minute Fuck & Suck

      Back when I lived in Southern California, I did a lot of driving, most of which was spent in traffic. When you're in traffic you get the opportunity to glance into a lot of people's cars. Ther ....
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      Manuel Carrillo III
      2010-02-26 10:44:03
      Personal

    • Carlos Nunez Photography

      It is very rare for me to become a fan of some one's photography. I have some favorites but the list is not very long. There are plenty of "Photographers" running around these days. 60% of the people ....
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      neave
      2010-02-24 14:07:48
      The Medium

    • The power of a nickname.

      My day consists of watching and listening. I never liked the term "Dreamer." I find it to be mystical and I see myself as practical. At least to some degree. I also find myself trying to remember name ....
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      Charles Finster
      2010-02-25 13:56:00
      Coffee Break

    • The Playlist: 80s (Top 50)

      While the 80s certainly brought about tons of big hair, overdone makeup and cheesy music, there are some songs that I absolutely adore from this decade. Enjoy! www.viterbo.edu 1. Toy Soldiers- ....
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      Lucy Tonic
      2010-02-25 15:19:59
      The Sonorus

    • And the Final Curtain Checks His Watch

      Six o’clock. It felt more like three o’clock. He had less than an hour to live. As the tissue falls apart, blood coagulates, and the victim’s movements become rigid, a snake bite will bring t ....
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      Lawrence Goodwin
      2010-02-27 05:38:14
      Short Stack

    • my new TV commercial for DERMATIX

      check out my new TV commercial for DERMATIX http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tosBs9uGVVo Asia and it's funny commercials haha =) I love this one!! Thanks to the nice clients I got some of the ....
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      eve
      2010-02-27 12:25:24
      Personal

    • Eye-Candy

      I will be doing this twice a week. Some of these images contain nudity and violence. ....
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      neave
      2010-02-28 15:39:15
      Personal

    • One Night Stand: Coffee Needed

      I awake the next morning. After a long night, the last thing I needed was to be blinded by the morning light peaking through the window. I squint as I look around. What I see doesn't surprise me. The ....
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      Charles Finster
      2010-03-01 03:35:38
      Kiss and Tell

    • cover for 24/7 mag!

      ___ see all my posts on TheNeave.com/Eve ....
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      eve
      2010-03-01 23:21:48
      Personal

    • Weekly Three-Minute Fuck & Suck

      Did you know when you say "shit" a garden gnome sheds a tear? Did you know whenever you say the fuck word, an angel loses its wings? Did you know that anytime "cunt" is uttered, a cow is tipped on ....
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      Manuel Carrillo III
      2010-03-06 14:09:19
      Personal

    • How to Speak in an Australian Accent

      I'm getting better at my Australian accent, but I still suck at imitating it. Unless I hire a dialogue coach and undergo six weeks of intense training, I will not be able to convince the locals t ....
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      Manuel Carrillo III
      2010-03-04 17:00:54
      Personal

    • Hot or Not?

      I can't decide how I feel about the new trend, as indicated by Who What Wear. I don't find it particularly flattering...thoughts? ....
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      Liv
      2010-03-04 23:38:41
      Inseam

    • News from the Jon (Inaugural Edition)

      Jonathan Fin presents a comedic look at current events, pop culture and political satire...from his bathroom. ....
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      Jonathan Fin
      2010-03-05 04:14:33
      Fin

    • Eye Candy

      I will be doing this twice a week. Some of these images contain nudity and violence. ....
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      neave
      2010-03-08 02:38:45
      Personal

    • The Top 10-Stupid Things I've Done

      Unfortunately these are all true. In no particular order. 1. Smashed the family sink at an 18th My friend's girlfriend at the time invited me to her 18th birthday party. My friend warned me ....
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      Jamie
      2010-03-09 06:53:44
      Coffee Break

    • Maternal Instincts

      I've never been the type of girl to fantasize about my future family and my white picket fence. For a long time, I didn't even think I'd have children. I love taking care of children and have been nan ....
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      Liv
      2010-03-12 01:02:45
      Personal

    • The 10 Worst Inventions... EVER!

      The following is a list of what I believe to be the 10 WORST inventions ever! I know that there are horrifying inventions out there such as the atomic bomb, guns, and Rocky 6, but this is a list of th ....
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      JohnnyD
      2010-03-03 12:22:26
      Coffee Break

    • The Most Expensive DVD Ever!!!!

      Well hello everyone out there in internet land! I wanted to share something with you all , but I won't talk about it for too long since it will make me want to punch myself. About five months ago, ....
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      JohnnyD
      2010-02-19 13:29:01
      Fin

    • ShamWow Guy Punches a Prostitute....*Updated*

      Dam you Chris Brown, you punched a chick once and now everyone thinks its the cool thing to do to get some media attention. So at some point last month the guy most people know as the "ShamWow ....
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      bushe
      2009-03-30 22:02:08
      Fin

    • Are You Experienced?: Remembering Jimi Hendrix

      Thirty-nine years ago, the world lost a legend. One of our greatest singers, songwriters and guitarists of all time was taken from us way too early. This triumph was James Marshall Hendrix, better kn ....
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      Lucy Tonic
      2009-09-18 00:00:24
      The Sonorus

    • Cult Classics: The Breakfast Club

      When it comes to discussing great films of the 80s that truly had an impact on people, it's virtually impossible not to stumble upon a John Hughes film or an infamous member of "the brat pack." For t ....
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      Lucy Tonic
      2009-09-03 16:38:07
      Fin

    • Bienvenue!

      For those of us in New England, we've been blessed the past few days with gorgeous beach-going weather. In the spirit of unearthing cut-off shorts and itty bitty teeny bikinis from winter storage, I a ....
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      Liv
      2009-04-26 16:17:38
      Inseam

    • The Playlist: Old School Hip-Hop

      Everyone’s entitled to their own opinions, including musical preferences. When it comes to hip-hop, I simply despise of what it has become in the name of mainstream radio. Below are some songs ....
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      Lucy Tonic
      2009-06-22 15:48:36
      The Sonorus

    • After Sex: Movie Review

      When it comes to sex, it’s rare that I stumble upon a film which I can not only closely relate to, but that I know others my age would identify with as well. This 2007 film by Eric Amadio may hav ....
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      Lucy Tonic
      2009-06-29 14:59:35
      Fin

    • John MacGregor interviews Lauren Conrad.

      I had the pleasure of sitting down and interviewing Lauren Conrad from The Hills. I would say, it was a huge success, and I got a lot of great information about the show, and about where Lauren Conr ....
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      John MacGregor
      2010-02-05 14:13:31
      The Telly

    • Be The Cause At Blazin' Hope

      By Britt Warner If you're in Los Angeles on the night of June 6th, your time and money would be well-spent at The Knitting Factory. One hundred percent of the proceeds from Blazin' Hope ....
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      Britt Warner
      2009-05-28 14:45:30
      The Medium

    • Bob Dylan's 7 Simple Rules to Combat the Scourge of the Internets

      In a time that's fascinated with and dependent on transparency, it's a luxury to hide. Networking sites keep our "friends" informed of the minutia of our lives (who's dating who, what food is consumed ....
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      vagabond nic
      2009-06-27 19:29:26
      The Medium

    • EAR CANDY: Promising New Album Releases This Week (6/2)

          All albums scheduled for release in the US on 6/2/09.     1. Paolo Nutini - Sunny Side Up   Image Courtesy of userserve-ak.last.fm.com. 2. Rancid - Let The Dominoes Fall   ....
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      Lucy Tonic
      2009-06-01 20:17:02
      The Sonorus

    • I Present To You.....The List *Part 3*

      Hello my little banditos!  I know it's been a while since I've written any good stories but I got caught up in a few things and I'm coming out with a few good posts soon which I hope you'll all enjoy ....
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      JohnnyD
      2009-07-24 16:26:25
      Uncategorized

    • "This here's the MANtage...You're welcome!"

      This vid has been around for ages but it never fails to crack me up.  [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvltzwkUEEA[/youtube] ....
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      Liv
      2009-08-07 17:13:31
      Coffee Break

    • Bars, sooo NOT for me

      I may only be 22 years old, but I realized that Bars are a stupid excuse for people to go out, get drunk and make complete fools of themselves. I hate the people that surround me and my friends and tr ....
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      Mr.X
      2009-08-19 00:45:17
      Coffee Break

    • Alice in Wonderland Mashup

      [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAwR6w2TgxY&feature=player_embedded[/youtube] ....
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      bushe
      2009-09-05 10:05:01
      Coffee Break

    • Live & Loud: Weezer/Blink 182

      Although I've already seen Taking Back Sunday thrice before, I was still bummed that work forced me to miss their set. Luckily, I got there just in time to see the two headliners. I had seen the ....
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      Lucy Tonic
      2009-09-10 20:39:17
      The Sonorus

    • Tom W. Benton

          All Photos & Artwork Courtesy of Thomas W. Benton and tomwbenton.com ....
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      Lucy Tonic
      2009-11-15 01:14:58
      Coffee Break

    • Roommate Wanted Replies, Gone Wrong.

      I put up a Roommate Wanted ad on Craigslist for my house. Below is the ad I posted: ROOMMATE WANTED!!! Hello! My name is John MacGregor and I am searching for a roommate to live in my n ....
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      John MacGregor
      2010-02-23 18:02:52
      The Telly

    • Crazy Animation!

      I just came across this little gem of a youtube clip and I thought I would share it with all of you beautiful people. After watching this I want to find an abandoned warehouse and do this....expect ....
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      JohnnyD
      2010-02-08 13:07:56
      Personal

    • A Band To Love: Barcelona

      Beautifully crafted piano lines complimenting the heartfelt, poignant vocals are just two of the reasons you should listen to Seattle-based indie band Barcelona. In honor of the band's upcoming show ....
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      Liv
      2010-02-04 12:26:17
      The Sonorus

    • Design Days: Chile

      This contemporary modern house is designed by Felipe Assadi and located in beautiful Chilean countryside. It consists of two parts for the family and their three sons families. The first one, which ta ....
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      bushe
      2010-02-05 18:06:26
      The Medium

    • Meet your writers: John MacGregor

      Read John's vision of literary glory *here*. Liv: Who would you... Fuck, Marry, Kill: Courtney Love, Madonna, Britney Spears John: Kill: Courtney Love (sharing needles isn't good in marriage nor i ....
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      Liv
      2009-10-19 10:15:33
      Personal

    • Worst Music Video of All Time.

      Hey girl let me take you to the movies... ....
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      bushe
      2009-10-29 00:28:10
      The Telly

    • Wine Stains on a Tuxedo Shirt

      I’m attending a funeral. I don’t know who it is who has passed. All I know is that I’m supposed to be here. I am wearing a dark blue blazer and white collared shirt covered with wine stains. I h ....
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      Lawrence Goodwin
      2009-11-09 06:05:24
      Short Stack

    • Resist Sexual Temptation? I'd Rather Resist Urination

      I had to repost this article from November because the image made the article more relevant than it was three months ago. Enjoy! One thing that makes the 21st century such a good time to be alive ....
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      Manuel Carrillo III
      2010-02-28 00:40:15
      Kiss and Tell

    • Half the Bus Fare

      An hour has passed and Floyd is still sitting in the same spot outside of Swifty’s Supermarket. He squints from the sun and shifts his weight in the stern metal chair. In one hand he holds a fresh b ....
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      Lawrence Goodwin
      2009-11-11 18:17:53
      Short Stack

    • Remembering Hunter S. Thompson

      To some, he was a writer. To others, a politician. To many, he was one of the craziest men to have ever lived. Trying to place a label on the late Hunter S. Thompson is virtually impossibly, as he wa ....
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      Lucy Tonic
      2010-02-28 17:49:11
      Coffee Break

    • MAPS: A Step Forward in Psychedelic Exploration

        As an avid believer and supporter for the use of drugs in obtaining positive results in the medical field, I was extremely pleased to discover an organization that not only existed strictly for ....
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      Lucy Tonic
      2010-03-07 16:42:34
      Coffee Break

    • Oh, Four Tuna: "...and they hucka the bejeepers"

      You will never be able to listen to Orff's high drama "O, Fortuna" with a straight face after seeing this:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KaOV3dBlts[/youtube] And what happens when you for ....
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      Liv
      2009-11-24 16:28:38
      Coffee Break

    • The Dogs Lay at Your Feet, Edie.

        Photo Courtesy of Fashionindie.com Photo Courtesy of azaleafaye.files.wordpress.com. Photo Courtesy of labelleetlaitgirl.files.wordpress.com. Photo Courtesy of azaleafaye.files.wordpr ....
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      Lucy Tonic
      2009-11-28 22:08:12
      Coffee Break

    • The Playlist: Anti-Valentine's Day

      Yes, I loathe this holiday and always have. In that spirit, I bring you some songs about killing your significant other, and then some.   ohnestaeb.files.wordpress.com   1. Used to Lo ....
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      Lucy Tonic
      2010-02-14 04:29:20
      The Sonorus