Welcome back all and happy back to school to all. That is, if you are going to school. If you are going to school, then  no doubt you're reading this while trying to stay awake in your anthropology c...
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Part of me wants to sit here and think that no one ever has ever written an article about how great a film like  Ghostbusters 2 is--like as if no one has figured this out. But let me tell you, th...
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Photo credit: Brandon Lee I met Miniature Tigers at Silverlake's Spaceland about a year ago.  Their vibe was friendly, charismatic, and slightly psychedelic, and drug-free.  They had an indie ...
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Okay, I know what you're probably thinking, here: "Abed, rotating restaurants were an amazing invention back in 1943, how can you possibly bring that back to the world of the future, with ipo...
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“Alright!  Which one of you butt-fucking monkeys want it first?”  They all turned and there was this old man standing in the doorway holding a broomstick in one hand, and a slab of beef in the o...
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The Carpenters released their "Now & Then" album in 1973, but it wasn't until the mid to late 70s that I picked it out of my dad's record collection. It was out of pure boredom that I flicked thro...
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[caption id="" align="alignnone" width="617" caption="Hey Taylor, I'm happy for you and I'mma let you finish but MTV has the worst award shows of all time."][/caption] If the Emmys on Sun...
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"It's three in the morning. Are you drunk?" Larry asked me. "No, I just had to talk to someone and couldn't think of anyone else," I replied with desperation. "Can't this wait until the morning, dude?...
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Acid Jazz: A cocktail of looped beats vibing jazz-funk with electronic dance Birth place: South side of the UK Birthday: ’80’s & ’90’s Musical elements: jazz, funk, hip-hop, soul, house...
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Hello boys and girls! We are very excited to be working with the folks from FYF Fest on this contest. The two winners will each get a pair of free tickets for the event on the 4th of September! ...
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As a guerilla gardener, I make sure that plants grow not only outside my home, but also indoors...in places you wouldn't always expect.  Like, the shower. Case in point...this staghorn fern along ...
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Or: Confidence in Dating I met a girl at a house-colding party. She was one of those types of women who commanded your attention with side-glances and unpointed smiles. Her dark and shining h...
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Piranha 3D is probably one of the worst movies I have ever seen, and I loved every second of it. It's not a horror film, It's more of an "OMFG I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT JUST HAPPENED" film. It was made t...
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I'm a guerilla gardener.  I see patches of dirt and I make them flower.   It started with an infertile hedge six feet long, a half a foot wide outside the carport of my tiny apartment.  The landlo...
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I joined MySpace in 2005 for the sake of getting my music heard. While I've made some awesome connections (ahem, The Neave) that I wouldn't have made otherwise, there are aspects of this soc...
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These days, Facebook is used for far more than social networking and stalking your ex. With the inception of applications featuring games, quizzes, astrology readings, and other mindless time-wasters,...
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Dear Single White Female, I really like the girl I'm dating, but I feel a little insecure about my lack of disposable income. I can't shower her with gifts, expensive dinners, and flowers every d...
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...as if you didn't have enough reasons already. Her body is strangely out of proportion (think: huge shoulders, no hips),  her ass SUCKS, and she's a plain Jane. Sans make-up, she sort of looks like...
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Really, if this doesn't make you kind of concerned, I don't know what does. It's scary knowing that there are people like this out there. I honestly don't even know what to say. I am ashamed. As a hum...
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I spent the last 10 minutes deciding whether I should post this or not. The pictures will tell you the story. Let this be a reminder that alcohol really fucks with your standards, so be careful. Actua...
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By Britt Warner [Editor's note: What you're about to read is a shocking side effect of sexual frustration and proof that abstinence can cause more harm than good.] I rarely remember my dreams an...
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Bless my ears! Have I heard correctly? Apparently, there's a legislation in the works to marilize legajuana...I mean...legalize marijuana in California. Assemblyman Tom Ammiano's bill points out...
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As women, we are trained by our mothers, our friends, media, magazines, and society to hate our bodies. Every womens magazine includes at least one - or two dozen - articles about hiding our thighs,...
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I love the female orgasm. It's like the singularly most amazing thing in the world; I would rather get to be the cause of and experience 10 female orgasms then have 1 of my own. Call me weird I do...
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That's right ladies, it's that time of year again. The holidays are here, and you know what that means... LOTS AND LOTS OF... FOOD!! I personally love the holidays and I really do not mind gaining ...
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I can't sleep. I never sleep. Why the hell is it that impossible for someone to sleep? As much as I love "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," watching reruns 'til 4am is not a healthy lifestyle for a ...
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In the quest to find love, people often forget that they are still subconsciously attracted to potential mates for reasons that are purely primal. Please do not buy into the bullshit that you ca...
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I am Hooton and I am the writer, co-writer, co-side writer and that guy who just sits there....writer. This post might be a little in your face. It's not even bad or anything, it's just my point of...
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Story goes : Shannon (the secretary) has lost her cat and has asked David (the graphic designer) to help with a lost poster. This is their email correspondence... Read from top to bottom…. Fr...
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A native of Cambridge, MA,  Sam Adams doesn't rap about topics you expect a rapper to deliver. College girls, teachers assigning essays, and Dominos bread replaces pimps, police brutality, and gangs....
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A while back, I wrote an article advising the boys as to which chicks they should avoid getting down with at all costs. When it comes to whom the ladies need to steer clear of, many of tho...
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I remember going to Asian Night at the Laugh Factory and the theme among the Asian men comedians seemed to center around Asian females and their flat boobs, man chests or airports neck down. And I rem...
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Dear in-coming freshmen: what your college doesn't tell you in the "Welcome, Freshmen!" cheese-fest, corn-ball, lame-ass videos and info sessions. 1. People will tell you many different things abou...
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Many of you dudes don't know much about cologne. That is fine, hopefully you will learn a thing or five here. The perfect example of a person who doesn't know much about cologne- and I don't mean to s...
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Have you ever wondered how porn stars maintain relationships? What it would be like to be with someone whose job was to have sex with other people? LA-based sex blogger Lucy Vonne describes her wonder...
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Over the years, I’ve noticed an interesting phenomenon among my beaus, three brothers, and numerous guy friends. About once a month, each falls off of their normally even keel personas and seems...
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A lot (all) women seem to be complaining about Men using Pick up Lines on them, ad fucking nauseum in fact. This is completely infuriating; mainly because women complain... A LOT. And women tend to ma...
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If you're in a sexual relationship with someone, it's healthy to mix it up a little. Sex, like life, is best when varied. You do a little of this, a little of that, and if you're lucky, no two tim...
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**Warning, not intended for anyone who isn't ready for the truth. Also not intended for pregnant women, or people wearing defibrillators. If your erection, which you will develop shortly after reading...
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My initial reaction was "Ew!" but hey, some people might be into it. ...
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As women, we are trained by our mothers, our friends, media, magazines, and society to hate our bodies. Every womens magazine includes at least one - or two dozen - articles about hiding our thighs,...
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There are two sides to this story. The person who purchases, and the person who sells. This is about the seller. An Escort, or “Call girl” by definition, is a sex worker who (unlike a street wal...
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