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NBC's 30 Rock Will Broadcast Live in October!

Seriously, who doesn't love 30 Rock?  I mean, what more could you ask of a sitcom other than creative, original and witty writing and a perfect ensemble cast?  Well, 30 Rock asked more of itself...
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Rock Royalty

If heavy lies the head that wears the crown, then heirs to the crown don't have it much easeir. The expectation is huge and you are damned if you do and damned if you don't. If your father (or mother...
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Indie Film Of The Week: Bass Ackwards

Linas Phillips, wrote, directed and stars as the main character in Bass Ackwards, the indie film pick of the week. If you’ve lost your faith in humanity, this lovely character sketch film wil...
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Red Hot Jazz

I've always liked the idea of jazz more than the music itself. You know, a sultry little jazz joint somewhere where you can sip cocktails and look fabulous in the smokey lighting. And the theres the ...
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Playlist: Eazy Breezy

Pop a brolly in your cocktail glass and start sucking the straw of relaxation as you lean back in your designer sun-bed and take in the light airiness of these breezy beats. You’re not necessarily g...
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Is It Really That Bad? Death Bed: The Bed That Eats Edition

Even more late than Apple and BP's excuses, it's the return of "Is It Really That Bad?" For those that have been following my Twitter, you will have noticed that I managed to find a copy of Death B...
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Marry, Fuck, Kill

When writers from The Neave become friends on Facebook, we often learn new and interesting factoids about each other's personal lives. Other times, we accidentally begin a game of "Marry, Fuck, Kill,"...
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The Hump-Day Playlist

Get your midweek dose of fresh, energetic songs to keep you alive through the rest of your work week. Pump these tunes and smile, 'cuz Friday is only two days away! 1. "Terminally Chill" - Neon India...
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Daily Office LOLS

It's Monday and no one really wants to be at work. I'm sure you would all like to rewind to Friday night when you were out with your favorite pals at the local bar pounding some beers after a l...
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Sunday Playlist: Sleep Mix 2.0

As I have spent around 66 hours in the car the past five days I have learned well how not to sleep and still function while feeling as if someone drug you shoulder/neck first across a rocky plain behi...
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Mark Ruffalo will Replace Edward Norton as The Hulk

It is finally official: Mark Ruffalo has signed on with Marvel to play The Hulk in The Avengers, set for release May 2, 2012. Rumors have been floating around since mid-July when it became publ...
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Angelina Jolie is a Man-Killing Machine in Salt - Movie Review

Do not walk, or worse, stop to read reviews, but run instead to the nearest movie theater and watch Salt. I say don't read the reviews because a lot of what the movie critics say may deter you fro...
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The Year of the Wedding

Always be willing to follow; Don’t be afraid to lead. ~ Mary E. Buddingh This year feels a bit like ‘The Year of the Wedding’. That’s not to say that my husband and I are running a matrim...
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Brandon Boyd's Wild Trapeze

As far as rock star crushes go, you could do much worse than Brandon Boyd. He started life as a frontman for Incubus before evolving into a sort of bon vivant renaissance man who lives in an old hous...
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Britt Warner Puts MySpace On Blast *Updated*

I joined MySpace in 2005 for the sake of getting my music heard. While I've made some awesome connections (ahem, The Neave) that I wouldn't have made otherwise, there are aspects of this soc...
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Facebook: We Don't Care About Your Fake Chickens

These days, Facebook is used for far more than social networking and stalking your ex. With the inception of applications featuring games, quizzes, astrology readings, and other mindless time-wasters,...
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Dear Single White Female: How Do You Impress a Girl When You Have No Cheese in the Bank?

Dear Single White Female, I really like the girl I'm dating, but I feel a little insecure about my lack of disposable income. I can't shower her with gifts, expensive dinners, and flowers every d...
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Another reason to hate Ke$ha...*updated*

...as if you didn't have enough reasons already. Her body is strangely out of proportion (think: huge shoulders, no hips),  her ass SUCKS, and she's a plain Jane. Sans make-up, she sort of looks like...
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Obama....THE antichrist.

Really, if this doesn't make you kind of concerned, I don't know what does. It's scary knowing that there are people like this out there. I honestly don't even know what to say. I am ashamed. As a hum...
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Don't drink and kiss.

I spent the last 10 minutes deciding whether I should post this or not. The pictures will tell you the story. Let this be a reminder that alcohol really fucks with your standards, so be careful. Actua...
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Cat Abuse

By Britt Warner [Editor's note: What you're about to read is shocking. The author's husband was away at Boot Camp for several months, and the following is most likely a direct side effect of the se...
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...With Liberty And Chronic For All

Bless my ears! Have I heard correctly? Apparently, there's a legislation in the works to marilize legajuana...I mean...legalize marijuana in California. Assemblyman Tom Ammiano's bill points out...
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I love myself

As women, we are trained by our mothers, our friends, media, magazines, and society to hate our bodies. Every womens magazine includes at least one - or two dozen - articles about hiding our thighs,...
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I Really Don't Want To F A Baby

I love the female orgasm. It's like the singularly most amazing thing in the world; I would rather get to be the cause of and experience 10 female orgasms then have 1 of my own. Call me weird I do...
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Let me hold your hair for you...NOT!

That's right ladies, it's that time of year again. The holidays are here, and you know what that means... LOTS AND LOTS OF... FOOD!! I personally love the holidays and I really do not mind gaining ...
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Redefining "Cuddle Buddies"

I can't sleep. I never sleep. Why the hell is it that impossible for someone to sleep? As much as I love "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," watching reruns 'til 4am is not a healthy lifestyle for a ...
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The Smell of Love

In the quest to find love, people often forget that they are still subconsciously attracted to potential mates for reasons that are purely primal. Please do not buy into the bullshit that you ca...
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Sexing or not sexing

I am Hooton and I am the writer, co-writer, co-side writer and that guy who just sits there....writer. This post might be a little in your face. It's not even bad or anything, it's just my point of...
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Boston's Boy Sam Adams - The White Rapping College Kid

A native of Cambridge, MA,  Sam Adams doesn't rap about topics you expect a rapper to deliver. College girls, teachers assigning essays, and Dominos bread replaces pimps, police brutality, and gangs....
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David Thorne: Missing Missy

Story goes : Shannon (the secretary) has lost her cat and has asked David (the graphic designer) to help with a lost poster. This is their email correspondence... Read from top to bottom…. Fr...
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For The Girls: 10 Guys You Should NOT Have Sex With

A while back, I wrote an article advising the boys as to which chicks they should avoid getting down with at all costs. When it comes to whom the ladies need to steer clear of, many of tho...
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Incoming College Freshies...What Your School Won't Tell You

Dear in-coming freshmen: what your college doesn't tell you in the "Welcome, Freshmen!" cheese-fest, corn-ball, lame-ass videos and info sessions. 1. People will tell you many different things abou...
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Asian Guys Have Small Dicks

I remember going to Asian Night at the Laugh Factory and the theme among the Asian men comedians seemed to center around Asian females and their flat boobs, man chests or airports neck down. And I rem...
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Dating A Porn Star

Have you ever wondered how porn stars maintain relationships? What it would be like to be with someone whose job was to have sex with other people? LA-based sex blogger Lucy Vonne describes her wonder...
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Cologne: A Men's Guide

Many of you dudes don't know much about cologne. That is fine, hopefully you will learn a thing or five here. The perfect example of a person who doesn't know much about cologne- and I don't mean to s...
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John MacGregor on Women. Sobering Statistics Revealed.

A lot (all) women seem to be complaining about Men using Pick up Lines on them, ad fucking nauseum in fact. This is completely infuriating; mainly because women complain... A LOT. And women tend to ma...
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Wakey!Wakey! Saved My Life Once

It's true. As far as I can recall, my life was nothing but a dark black hole before I heard frontman Mike Grubbs slam that first note of "Brooklyn" out on his piano. [youtube]http://www.youtube.co...
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The Truth About Doggy-Style

If you're in a sexual relationship with someone, it's healthy to mix it up a little. Sex, like life, is best when varied. You do a little of this, a little of that, and if you're lucky, no two tim...
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I love myself

As women, we are trained by our mothers, our friends, media, magazines, and society to hate our bodies. Every womens magazine includes at least one - or two dozen - articles about hiding our thighs,...
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Ladies: What Men REALLY talk about, when you're not around.

**Warning, not intended for anyone who isn't ready for the truth. Also not intended for pregnant women, or people wearing defibrillators. If your erection, which you will develop shortly after reading...
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When the Hensel twins get sexual

My initial reaction was "Ew!" but hey, some people might be into it. ...
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Male PMS: It DOES Exist

Over the years, I’ve noticed an interesting phenomenon among my husband, three brothers, and numerous guy friends. About once a month, each falls off of their normally even keel personas and see...
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