1. Mafia Madness

    I think we’ve all seen this damn icon. What the fuck gives? I’m so over logging into myspace and getting an invite to join someone’s “Mafia War” I’d rather not be a member of your cyber gang, thank you.
    I believe it is, “Myspace, a place for friends”, not myspace, a place for mafia wars. For [...]




  2. Mosler MT900S – Darth Vaders Getaway Car

    Breathe slowly, clench fists and say after me, “Luke, I am your father.” After my man Darth Vader told his boy who his daddy was he realized the situation was getting hairy and decided to get out of Dodge. He should have peaced-out from that historical scene with the Mosler MT900S supercar that looks like [...]




  3. An imaginary foundation…

    Throughout the past several years I have seen content from thousands and thousands of clothing companies and online retailers while only a few have managed to make their way into my bookmark folder. With their distinct style they have managed to force feed their graphics into a huge number of retailers across the US. I [...]




  4. Super glue

    You know, couples are cute at times or whatever, ESPECIALLY if they are old. It’s just precious you know? But that’s not what I want to talk about. Oh No!
    I want to talk about couples that don’t get off of each other for one second. They’ll be walking through the mall, and they won’t let [...]




  5. Nerd, with a capital “N”

    There was once a time when I would call myself a Nerd, however, there was also a time when I would eat paste and pretend that I was Cyndi Lauper. Come on, we all know that Cyndi Lauper does not eat paste, but I digress. This rant is stemming from the frustration I have with [...]




  6. What is the secret?

    Victoria’s Secret has the best marketing team on earth. I don’t know exactly how they do it, but it works. I flip through the catalog and want one of everything. It all looks so good. Only after setting the catalog down and being jolted back into reality do I realize that all of those delicious [...]




  7. My Name is Bruce (and I am a badass)

    Bruce Campbell makes every movie he is in better. He will never win an Oscar, and I will not deny that he overacts every role he is given, but he is never, ever boring.
    I had the privilege of seeing the world premiere of My Name is Bruce at the Ashland Independent Film Festival, at which [...]




  8. I am sold! Palin is ready

    ……….is she serious!? Now she’s just pissing me off.
    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vh6WDmb-Rc[/youtube]




  9. Chronic Tacos-What’s in a Name?

    You may or may not have noticed the new, pointlessly named, Chronic Tacos that now seems to be taking over Orange County? (if you don?t already live in the shiny, sparkly and sunny state, I?m talking about CA), with some spilling into Riverside County.? Ok, so first off, the restaurant is named Chronic Tacos.? Chronic [...]




  10. HOLY SHIT ARMENIANS ARE AWESOME!!!

    So I was sitting at home checking out whack videos on Youtube. I sorted through the regular kids eating shit, fat people falling, and then I came across this gem. I never thought that I would see this in my lifetime. Words cannot explain the true joy and satisfaction I received from this video. I [...]




  11. Oooh I’m just going to go ahead and cancel the debate….

    And these two are not happy….at all.

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DT3Dest47U[/youtube] [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCkbiyuh44k[/youtube]
    and what the hell kind of answer was this!? Remember Miss Teen USA? South Africa and Iraq and such? Sounds exactly like that….wow.
    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npUMUASwaec[/youtube]




  12. I usually don’t do this artsy ish…

    Congratulations to the Los Angeles Dodgers for clinching the title of NL West Champions! On my way to top deck to do some “aerial” shots of the pre-game ceremony, the sunset caught my eye and I took some snazzy little shots. I will be posting the Dodger celebrations shots soon.

     

    USC also choked on a big [...]




  13. Move over Avril – PUNK COUTURE IS BACK

    THANK GOD! After this season’s floral barf up, it is a sigh of relief that we can all look back to the late 80’s, when lace, leather and the color black was HUGE! Punk Couture makes a welcome return to our wardrobes. Loosening punks rebellious roots, tailored jackets and trousers combine with flashes of traditional [...]




  14. Less than meets the eye.

    Maybe it’s just me, but isn’t it funny how pictures can be so deceiving? Not really funny haha, but more like, “Funny, you looked way better on Myspace.” Well, I suppose it’s not really funny at all. Quite frankly, I probably shouldn’t say it’s funny, more so crappy. But I digress. A perfect example of [...]




  15. This is amazing!!!

    I saw this on Perezhilton.com and I found it amazing!
    * I was on his website because someone told me Eva Mendes has gone to rehab. I thought to myself “No fucking way! she’s hot!” so I went on to do research. Never found anything though”*




  16. One spins, one bangs, and the product is amazingness

    Travis Barker and Dj am put out a mixtape called “Fix Your Face.” You can download it for free *here.*

    Travis and am are in our thoughts. we wish them full recovery.




  17. Some people don’t read

    A while ago I had posted a bulletin on Myspace in regards to a pair of extra Warped Tour tickets. I don’t remember why I had two extra tickets but I was willing to sell them for a cheap price. So I posted a bulletin to put out the offer.
    I got this message back from, [...]




  18. Got wood?

    Lee Stoetzel is the name of this genius. He calls it “creative recycling.”




  19. Worst Names for Athletes …Seriously.

    I really feel for these athletes. Not only do they bear names that just scream for ridicule, but they are in the spotlight so their awkward names are only exploited. Despite feeling sympathy, this is simply a priceless topic to discuss on the blog. Here we go ya’ll!
    Dick Pole
    Cincinnati Reds pitching coach. Double whammy.
    De’Cody Fagg
    FSU [...]




  20. Dear Boyfriend, Mosh Pits Aren’t My Thing

    Once upon a time, my boyfriend got us tickets to see Static-X, a band I enjoy, albeit far less than he does. I had never been to a show like that before, so I was amped. As we stood in line waiting to get in the door, we could hear minivan doors sliding open, expelling [...]




  21. “Lights In The Sky”

    Music revolutionist Trent Reznor took the stage at the forum in Los Angeles September 6th heading up the critically acclaimed Nine Inch Nails. Nine Inch Nails are one of music?s most prized possessions today and yet the band only got the 18,000 screaming fans wet. It was the light show that got [...]




  22. Cosmopolitan Singles: The Pitfalls of Dating Musicians

    According to data I?ve amassed from an informal sample survey of my friends, the average age of a person?s first kiss is about 12 years old, the median age is 13, and that sample ranges from a low of 8 to a high of 18; and let me be clear here?I?m not talking about church [...]




  23. Soundtracks You Should Own

    Soundtracks are fickle friends; they give you a variety of music, but they also concomitantly force you into Hollywoodland?the land of marginalizing statistics and soulless money grubbing. Wait a minute: that sounds an awful lot like the mainstream music industry; damn, well?I suppose it?s all a shit-show and we pick our poison. What I mean [...]




  24. Artists You Should Know, Albums You Should Own

    People who know music are cool; this isn’t my own personal opinion ( I personally believe it takes many factors to instill and emanate coolness, or hipness), but to the average person, the mystique that is generated by a person’s obvious in-depth knowledge of obscure music, or maybe just music you’ve never tripped across because [...]




  25. Can YOU Vacuum in High Heels?

    My psyche is at war with itself. There are two distinct and mutually exclusive female urges that clash with each other daily.
    I want so badly to be the prim 50’s housewife with perfect hair, pumps on, four hour dinners on the table and beds with hospital corners. Complete order. When this need takes me over, [...]