Archive for November, 2008

Published on November th, 2008

Or you will end up on here… *THIS IS PART ONE. For Part two, click here* I want you, the »

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Guido

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Published on November th, 2008

Am I evil? Is the long dick of karma going to find me and rub itself on and around my »

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Published on November th, 2008

More confirmations are coming in for “The Bamboozle 2009″. The current lineup includes: 3OH!3, A Rocket To The Moon, Ace »

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Published on November th, 2008

The year hasn’t ended yet, however it is Thanksgiving day so I feel like I should do my thank-yous already. »

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Published on November th, 2008

Hello all, welcome to my first post. From here on out I will be writing all that is music. From »

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Settle Down, Bitches

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Published on November th, 2008

Ladies, for the last effing time: I’m not trying to sleep with your men. I’ve always preferred the company of »

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Douche from the North

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Published on November th, 2008

Newton here. You must be asking yourself “Newton Hooton, are you here to put someone on blast once more!? Do »

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Published on November th, 2008

My, oh my: do I have some amazing little secrets to share with you. The musicians that follow will be »

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Published on November th, 2008

Independent films, traditionally, are generally referred to as a movies created entirely outside the traditional Hollywood system. Personally I like »

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Published on November rd, 2008

There is absolutely nothing sadder than seeing a man wearing a suit or tux that looks bad on him. Such »

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Published on November nd, 2008

People are people. As foreign as our ancestors may seem to us at times, they suffered from the same idiosyncratic »

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Blinged out blazer

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Published on November nd, 2008

What kind of world am I living in!? What is wrong with people!? Why must I, Newton Hooton, see things »

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Published on November nd, 2008

Ladies, I am sending out an official warning. All of us are in serious trouble. A man, no maybe a »

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Published on November st, 2008

I drive a 2005 Chevy Cobalt, and it has been a great little car. Until now. A disconcerting dinging sound »

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I Am Writer No. 2

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Published on November th, 2008

Well, since I received such positive feedback the last time I posted some of my writing I’ve decided to give »

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Diamonds are forever….

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Published on November th, 2008

Ok, well, maybe not forever, but this diamond will last you a while. I just got the heads up on »

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The Shwag

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Published on November th, 2008

This just in you soulless bastards. The Neave has just got wind of another skanky whore being spotted in Hollyhood. »

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Orgasmic Double Standard

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Published on November th, 2008

I pose a simple question to everyone: what’s with the double standard in the world of orgasms? If you’re a »

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Well Blow Me Down!

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Published on November th, 2008

Ok, so for about the past like 8 years I’ve had this agreement with myself that I wouldn’t live past »

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