Am I evil? Is the long dick of karma going to find me and rub itself on and around my »

More confirmations are coming in for “The Bamboozle 2009″. The current lineup includes: 3OH!3, A Rocket To The Moon, Ace »

Hello all, welcome to my first post. From here on out I will be writing all that is music. From »

Ladies, for the last effing time: I’m not trying to sleep with your men. I’ve always preferred the company of »

Newton here. You must be asking yourself “Newton Hooton, are you here to put someone on blast once more!? Do »

My, oh my: do I have some amazing little secrets to share with you. The musicians that follow will be »

People are people. As foreign as our ancestors may seem to us at times, they suffered from the same idiosyncratic »

What kind of world am I living in!? What is wrong with people!? Why must I, Newton Hooton, see things »

Ladies, I am sending out an official warning. All of us are in serious trouble. A man, no maybe a »

I drive a 2005 Chevy Cobalt, and it has been a great little car. Until now. A disconcerting dinging sound »

Well, since I received such positive feedback the last time I posted some of my writing I’ve decided to give »

Ok, well, maybe not forever, but this diamond will last you a while. I just got the heads up on »

This just in you soulless bastards. The Neave has just got wind of another skanky whore being spotted in Hollyhood. »

I pose a simple question to everyone: what’s with the double standard in the world of orgasms? If you’re a »

Ok, so for about the past like 8 years I’ve had this agreement with myself that I wouldn’t live past »