So. I don’t think it’s a surprise that I am naked on the internet. However, having strangers come up to »

Howdy hoe, how are you hoes? Newton here with another Schwag post. Today I have for you… Extreme Hippie Girl. »

So I just got out of seeing the new James Bond film, and I have to say I’m filled with »

Bright Eyes has been called the next Bob Dylan in several reviews. When I first read that statement, I did »

What is “The Schwag?” The Schwag is everything and anything that, as I like to say, sucks ass. It could »

Christmas is just around the corner and I just wanted you all to keep in mind that the gifts you »

Me and my car, we gets along real nice and we’ve spent a lot of time together chasing time frames »

Who here has stayed up ridiculously late at night only to find yourself watching crazy infomercials? Raise your hand if »

Another day and another person I have to put on the spotlight. Do you think I enjoy doing this to »

Dear Microsoft, You sucked me in. You got me hooked. I bought the XBox 360. Life was good. Then, one »

So…in my free time (which is quickly dwindling these days) I write; I am a writer. I want to put »

Wearing a pegleg could be quite an experience if you actually have a leg. On the other hand putting on »

Part 2 of the Schwag *formally known as Doosh* series. Hope you guys learn from these people. If you have »

I’m a huge fan of lesbians. Not just in that dirty sexual way, like I truly love them. One thing »

I’m starting a series called “Shwag.” Basically I will put up pictures of douche bags so we can all point »

My skin is a pain in the ass. One year I can be ashamed of my body casing (Mmmmmm…body casing) »

I am 25-years-old. I know that’s not old, technically. But little things are starting to make me feel…less young. I »