When “the crazy train” begins to take you for a ride within that week leading up to your period, silently repeat this brilliant self-help mantra: Keep your fucking mouth SHUT. I am all about taking a load off when something’s bothering me, but during PMS, I have come to understand that almost everything I so DESPERATELY need to get off my chest is a pile of nonsensical HORSE SHIT.

Update: Google has responded and states “the deer was able to move and had left the area by the time the police arrived.”
It’s a sad fact that deer get hit by cars everyday but not everyday does a Google Maps car hit a deer and record the event. It’s a sad fate for the [...]

They say, “Don’t drink and drive,” but they should also be warning people not to drink and text message. If you’re too drunk to drive, hopping behind the wheel isn’t a good idea, and that’s when you cab it home. But what happens when you’re so belligerently trashed that you bust out that blackberry and [...]

I promise this video will cause you to laugh out loud. Scout’s honor.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgPvE3n49Is[/youtube]
HAHA imagine having a sweat drenched jersey suddenly engulf your face and wrap around your head. I really hope that his mouth was shut when the jersey incident took place. Oh Rasheed, not cool, not cool.
I really feel for the guy, but damn [...]

Have you ever met a guy who makes you so shiver with awkwardness to the point that it becomes comfortable because you’re finally yourself in your skin?
Have you ever met a guy who says all the wrong things but still manages to make you smile foolishly and without regret?
Have you ever met a guy who [...]

I literally scribbled this into my notebook while driving north from Los Angeles on the San Jose leg of the voyage: not a driving technique I recommend. Congratulations fellow denizens of the road who avoided hitting me as I swerved into your lane…you can now call yourselves patrons of the arts…philanthropy at its finest. Anyways, [...]

Our economy is struggling and times are tough, so why not make a quick dollar on some good ol’ fashioned betting? Proposition bets, more commonly known as prop bets, are becoming more and more popular. What is a prop bet? Well please, allow me to elaborate kids.
Proposition Bet according to Wikipedia.
In gambling, a “proposition bet” (also [...]

Yes yes… finish feeling sorry for me before I explain.
When it comes to physical chemistry with a person, the kiss is my pivotal moment of judgment.
A myriad of thoughts run through my head seconds before the actual kiss. Is he going to have the right rhythm? Will he know when to tilt his head so [...]

Lineup

Friday, April 17th

Saturday, April 18th

Sunday, April 19th

A Place To Bury Strangers
Alberta Cross
Bajofondo
Beirut
Buraka Som Sistema
Cage the Elephant
Conor Oberst

Craze and Klever
Crystal Castles
Dear and the Headlights
Felix da Housecat
Franz Ferdinand
Genghis Tron
Ghostland Observatory
Girl Talk
Gui Boratto
Leonard Cohen
Los Campesinos!
M. Ward
Molotov
Morrissey
N.A.S.A.
Noah and the Whale
Patton & Rahzel
Paul McCartney
Peanut Butter Wolf
People Under the Stairs
Ryan Bingham
Silversun Pickups
Steve Aoki
Switch
The Crystal Method
The Aggrolites
The Airborne Toxic Event
The Black [...]

Here I am again with another list of five. I like doing lists of five, it’s not too long, it’s not too short. Anyway, I thought I’d do a list on something totally random. So if you are a fan of hearing bass, you will enjoy this. These are all products of actual bass guitars… [...]

I found myself at El Rey yet again, shortly after seeing Delta Spirit play with my sister less than two weeks before. It was another packed house, and I was ready to dance and get lost in the voices that made up City and Colour (Dallas Green was accompanied by his friends/musicians for this tour). [...]

Hey all. Me llamo es John Heller and I’m in Spanish 2. More importantly I’m a sports fanatic and know just enough about the entirety of sports to call myself an expert…barely. Anyway, I am here to admit that I am a 49ers fan and I can’t make it stop. Every season I am hopelessly [...]

I’d like to think of myself as a very artsy person; among some of the “artsy” things that I like, music videos have got to be high on the list. There’s just something about trying to tell a story in such a short amount of time. I’m a huge fan of Michael Gondry, Mark Romanek, [...]

And boy have we done it well. Where the fuck are the flying cars!? Where are all the robots that were supposed to wash our asses and give us tea before work!? Where is my headphone that allows me to understand my dogs language!? Why is my dog so depressed these days!? I don’t even [...]

So over the years myspace has become a bittersweet hobby of mine. It has definitely had more negative aspects than positive ones. However, one positive aspect is the fact that The Neave gets a large portion of its traffic from it. It has also given me the opportunity to meet and work with some very [...]

Hemlock Tavern’s lineup for 1/29/09 will make you want to go to there…
Eagle and Talon is the embryonic version of Sleater-Kinney, with all the promise and all the talent. Plus, this band is going places and you pretty people who choose to follow my advice will get an intimate experience you’ll be unable to have [...]

Interstate 5 can be an intoxicating experience. Bleak desert in the south give way to the stagnant wasteland of the central valley, which in turn give birth to the extravagant mountains and lakes of Northern California proper. Endless streches of straight where 95 miles per hour seems far to slow coupled with winding passes that [...]

My mom once told me, “Nothing is free in America,” but now that I think about it, there is so much great stuff that’s free! What the hell was she talking about?
I’m a lover of the finer things in life, and spending money on little things that cost a huge price is RIDICULOUS! No way [...]

In Texas there was recently a high school girls’ basketball score that was getting a lot of attention. Covenant High School beat Dallas Academy 100-0. The coach of Covenant High School was receiving tons of negative feedback from the community and even the high school itself. Coach Grimes sent an email to a local newspaper [...]

By Britt Warner
 
I rarely remember my dreams anymore due to the fitful nights of sleep that I tend to have. The other night, however, I had one that will forever be seared into my body’s memory.
In this dream, I was in a creepy old mansion that had bizarre little gnomes and unseen creatures stirring about [...]

It has been a while since I have heard a good mashup album. The last good mashup that was realesed was the Gray Album back in 04. The Gray Album was Jay-Z’s Black Album mixed with The Beatles’ self titled album. *The Beatles album is also known as the White Album.* Anyway, it had been [...]

Dave Attell has been one of my favorite comedians for many years now. So many years that if I were to count them with my fingers, it would take two committed hands to count them years yo….ya. Anyway, here is a clip of Dave Attell talking about Jagermeister.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRQdJroRiNU[/youtube]
and check out this clip if you have [...]

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This is so sad and awesome at the same time. I love The Soup…and cupcakes.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA5VVTx0Xms[/youtube]

The phrase all-you-can-eat have been synonymous with Las Vegas, long lines, and fat people holding two plates full of food wearing a tie-dye t-shirts and open-toe sandals. Not anymore muchachos. Fogo De Chao (fo-go-gee-shoun) has arrived and all I can say is bless their precious little Brazilian hearts.
Fogo De Chao is a Brazilian steakhouse or [...]