Archive for January, 2009
Update: Google has responded and states “the deer was able to move and had left the area by the time »
Don’t Drink and _______
UncategorizedThey say, “Don’t drink and drive,” but they should also be warning people not to drink and text message. If »
Self Reflection after a Bottle of 2-Buck Chuck By Myself
UncategorizedHave you ever met a guy who makes you so shiver with awkwardness to the point that it becomes comfortable »
I Am Writer: Road Poetry
UncategorizedI literally scribbled this into my notebook while driving north from Los Angeles on the San Jose leg of the »
I don’t know how to kiss with tongue… and I’m 26
UncategorizedYes yes… finish feeling sorry for me before I explain. When it comes to physical chemistry with a person, the »
Lineup Friday, April 17th Saturday, April 18th Sunday, April 19th A Place To Bury Strangers Alberta Cross Bajofondo Beirut Buraka »
Here I am again with another list of five. I like doing lists of five, it’s not too long, it’s »
Dallas Green Please Have My Babies
UncategorizedI found myself at El Rey yet again, shortly after seeing Delta Spirit play with my sister less than two »
My Name is John, and I’m a 49ers fan.
UncategorizedHey all. Me llamo es John Heller and I’m in Spanish 2. More importantly I’m a sports fanatic and know »
The Beauty of Simplicity
UncategorizedI’d like to think of myself as a very artsy person; among some of the “artsy” things that I like, »
And boy have we done it well. Where the fuck are the flying cars!? Where are all the robots that »
How to pick up on older women on Myspace
UncategorizedSo over the years myspace has become a bittersweet hobby of mine. It has definitely had more negative aspects than »
Hemlock Tavern Presents…
UncategorizedHemlock Tavern’s lineup for 1/29/09 will make you want to go to there… Eagle and Talon is the embryonic version »
FREE AMERICA!
UncategorizedMy mom once told me, “Nothing is free in America,” but now that I think about it, there is so »
It has been a while since I have heard a good mashup album. The last good mashup that was realesed »
Dave Attell has been one of my favorite comedians for many years now. So many years that if I were »
This is so sad and awesome at the same time. I love The Soup…and cupcakes. »
Fogo De all you can eat
UncategorizedThe phrase all-you-can-eat have been synonymous with Las Vegas, long lines, and fat people holding two plates full of food »






