Archive for January, 2009
I Am Writer: Constrictor
UncategorizedShe grew in size behind a filter of neoslavery, adding inches in a cage. So she paced, craned her neck »
I used to watch South Park, when it made sense. I attempted to watch an episode about two weeks ago »
My Dating Rules Have Been Abandoned
UncategorizedI am a woman with plenty of dating rules. 1) On the first date, the guy must pay or it »
Once upon a time, there was a handsome– scratch that– hot, chiseled, big man on campus. Yes, I said campus. »
PSA stands for Public Service Announcement and what it basically does is that it announces a service to the public. »
I Present To You…..THE LIST!
UncategorizedThe following is a list of the top 20 most anticipated movies of 2009. Now I realize that I may »
Fall Out Boy’s new music video for America’s Suitehearts
Uncategorized  Fall Out Boy have released the new video for “America’s Suitehearts” taken from their album, Folie a Deux. »
Is My Vagina Crooked?!
UncategorizedLately, I’ve been shopping a lot in an effort to effortlessly trendify my archaic work wardrobe. While maintaining a perfect »
**Warning: Contains spoilers that save you 3 hours of your life and 10 of your dollars.** I could start this »
Reader: Reader
UncategorizedAhhhhhh, 2009. Another year is upon us, and a whole new slew of New Year’s resolutions have been made and »
