Dear Rhianna-
We have met a couple of times. Every time I enjoy being around you but I still think you are a bitch. You have your head so far up your ass you don’t even know what in the world is going on around you. FOR EXAMPLE. You are dating a guy named Chris Brown. [...]

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Noise Pop is one of the most bitchin’ music festivals around; bold statement, I know, but hear me out, kids. Since 1993, this festival, which focuses on emerging indie artists, has featured notables such as Modest Mouse, Cat Power, The White Stripes, Death Cab for Cutie, and Fleet foxes when they were either on the [...]

Two commercials make me jump up and down.. spiritually on the inside as well as literally on the outside. They are … the Target and Under Armour commercial.
If there’s one thing I’ve learned about the tough economy, it’s that good ol’ quality time with your family and friends is priceless. Target seems to find a [...]

Los Angeles is one of the worst places to look for an apartment. Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought that I would end up with the biggest pain in my ass: ah the dreaded hunt for an apartment in good ol’ HELL A, ohh I mean LA. Don’t get me wrong, it [...]

Ok.. ok.. ok…????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? SO, Neave I am very sorry I have been away. Just so you all know, I went through a time of not working…then went though sometime of working to much…now I am shooting a new MTV show that is going amazing! So I have some time to give some love, fashion advise…and [...]

A fat lady wheeling a pink backpack called out to me to hold the elevator. I did, assuming she needed to go down to the street level as I did. After a moment of her wheezing and scratching herself, she got off one floor below and went to a chocolate kiosk, leaving the elevator smelling [...]

By Britt Warner
 
I hate shopping with people. Girls, guys, you all suck. Give me a couple hours by myself to peruse the modern day market place in peace, getting lost in my own thoughts and possibly making a purchase or two in the process, MINUS the extraneous sidekick who will either rush me or take [...]

I work at a karaoke bar and I will be the first to admit that every night is a new adventure. I’m filipino, and although I’m not the best singer or dancer like most Asians seem to be, I’ve known about karaoke since day one. My mom has a set of pipes on her and [...]

Enough said,? I’m on a boat mother fucker.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU[/youtube]

I LOVE Subway… sometimes.
Ask anyone that has ever met me, I am a complete Subway fanatic. I stay up-to-date with their menu, prices, and latest offerings. Although I don’t agree with that asshole, Jared, and his bullshit about how he lost his weight, I do agree with him that eating subway 3 times a day [...]

The Bamboozle spinoff Hoodwink have announced much of the line up for the 2009 edition of the festival. The event features bands performing cover sets of bands that influenced them.For example, Bayside will be tackling NOFX, New Found Glory will be covering Green Day, Set Your Goals will cover Dave Grohl (Foo Fighters, Nirvana), We [...]

Interest lost, burned out from too many nights in the Westside Bars and the Hollywood Clubs. Too many names in my phone with corresponding numbers like fireworks and their burnt debris. Sharing drunken moments in states of higher arousal. Both intoxicated eyes glowing, looking up at me as though I’m the answer forever. What a [...]

So today my friends I present to you something so glorious that only the hand of God could have shaped the final outcome. I was perusing through some bulletins (Yes I know that technically isn’t the correct usage of “peruse” but I say fuck you Usage Panel. Suck my ass!) and this amazing band I [...]

Most of us have experienced what I would like to call “The Human Boomerang.” Whether you’ve thought about it or not, it’s happened on a few occasions, sometimes one too many times. You know those pesky exs or exbooty calls that seem to creep up out of nowhere and don’t want to leave you be? [...]

By Britt Warner
 
If you ever need a place to ditch a dead body, Route 190 in Texas is perfect. It features hundreds of miles of bleak nothingness on either side of the road and there’s not a cop in sight. Beyond the upside of providing a place to get away with murder, though, I found [...]

Hello again. How’s everyone been doing? Again, I’m sorry for the delays and gaps in my pieces, but I have been borrowing internet from people as well as job hunting and to be perfectly honest, those two take serious precedent to a thankless internet writing gig. So fuck you, take it when you can get [...]

1) Always bring a towel.
It’s really gross when your perspiration ends up on the machine and you wipe it with your dirty hands and then off on yourself… and then proceed to use your shirt (which you wiped on earlier) to wipe your sweaty face off.
2) Ladies – never wear your engagement ring. Men, don’t [...]

This video clip was just so rad I HAD to share it with you fine folks. I tend to root for the underdog on all occasions, but this takes it to another level.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBwqbqZ3L60[/youtube]
I particularly like how he rests his little arm on the knee of one passenger, as if to say, “WHEW! Oh, man [gasp, [...]

By Britt Warner
(Photographer Credits: Britt Warner, while getting fucked by the strong arm of the law)

During the first week of February, I flew to Missouri to attend my husband’s graduation from army training at Fort Lost in the Woods. The day preceding graduation allowed for family visitation. After sitting through a tedious orientation, I quickly [...]

After busting ass at work, chowing down some amazing middle eastern food and smoking some hookah, I found myself at my friend’s apartment going through some random DVD’s.
“It’s about a girl who has teeth in her vagina.”

Immediately I chose Teeth, directed by Mitchell Lichtenstein that came out in 2007. It sounded interesting so I figured [...]

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Alright, so I don’t mean to sound like a racist/insensitive douche bag, but isn’t it kind of ironic that Chris Brown punches Rihanna during black history month??? Just sayin’. I mean shit, did you really expect to read something politically correct? Do you know what website you are on!?
As most of you know I am [...]

Among the accolades Shepard Fairey has been receiving recently is “Character Approved,” a new award from USA Network that honors leading innovators who are shaping American culture.
For the awards, Henry Alex Rubin (the director of Murderball) has put together a fantastic five minute vignette about Shepard that is, for us, one of the most informative [...]

So for those of you not in the know, I’m currently in Ojai, California, which is about 20 miles South of Santa Barbara. You might be asking, Mr.X, why are you so awesome and why are you in such a lovely part of California such as Ojai? To be honest, I’m all up ins Ojai [...]