Archive for April, 2009
My friend Steve Hofstetter is a comedian – a brilliant one, actually, with stand-up that stimulates the minds of rational, »
Me and Zac Efron Are Expecting Our First Child!
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Yes, it’s true, me and my hubby Zac Efron are having our first child, little Zac the II. Okay, yeah »
Harry Potter and the Magical Wang.
Uncategorized<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word “wand” with “wang” in the first Harry Potter »
Big Boys DON’T Cry
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Guys, DO NOT CRY when I’m around. I’m sorry, that sounds very bitchy and mean of me, but that’s the »
My first aural experience with Ramona the Band involved visiting their myspace, and hearing the song “Megalon” as chosen by »
“I’m Stu, Stu Hessler,” said the man–more like, exclaimed the man. “I see nothing but rotten fruit and expiration dates! »
My brother Trav used to watch “Melrose Place” with me back in the day. No, he’s not gay, he’s just »
Spencer Pratt punches a fool!!!
UncategorizedSpencer Pratt just gained +20 respect points from me. »
“The Official Myspace of…” Gag.
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Sometimes when I log on to my Facebook account, I want to yell at someone. Who starts these fan pages!? »
Why Men Love Cougars
UncategorizedI never knew what a cougar was until I moved to Los Angeles. A land of wannabes and celebrities and »
I am Hooton and I am the writer, co-writer, co-side writer and that guy who just sits there….writer. This post »
I Can Ride My Bike With No Handlebars…
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C.H.A. Reports I was driving in Los Angeles and I came across this awesome view. At first I thought it »
Here are my predictions for 2009 hits. Hit the high quality button. Turn up the bass , crank up the »
San Francisco Concert Calendar: April 13th-19th
UncategorizedApril 13th: Wavves with Vampire Hands, and That Ghost at Bottom of the Hill This is a show you CANNOT »
Jury Duty: Legal Pwnage! *Updated*
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Being a U.S. citizen is a very unique experience. You are granted certain rights and have almost endless amounts of »
There’s a Boy in the Girls’ Fitting Room
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As a guy (and I’m sure most guys, whether gay, straight, or asexual would agree), there’s only so much shopping »
Russians are getting weird.
UncategorizedA RAGING raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s penis as he tried to rape the animal. Alexander Kirilov, 44, was »
A Little Birdie Told Me
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When I first heard about MySpace several years back, I hopped on immediately (kind of like if I found Eric »
