So story has it that the infamous Seth Rogan was on a game show with Megan Fox and tried to »

Recently I posted another “Part I” of a story I hoped would evolve into something more substantial. However, I have »

Having a food baby is just as bad as having a baby. Sure, it doesn’t hang out in our stomach »

Ax L. Orchid gives us an inside view of anger management treatment in West Hollywood, which leads one to believe »

Floating Action, “Absolute Sway”: Dr. Dog taken with a chaser of funky fresh hypnosis. Generationals, “Angry Charlie”: Like a synth-pop »

Attending FIDM isn’t the same college experience as Asher Roth’s “I Love College,” but high school was one party that »

New Wave Hookers, an influence on the alt-porn genre that renders no foreseeable influence itself. »

And it makes me want to take you out! Yes, you. »

Ever have a sneaking suspicion you aren’t very unique? This thought haunts me from time to time, and never more »

*DING DONG* “Who is it?” “It’s Sharon!” replies the unfamiliar voice. I peek in the eye hole. “Maybe my parents »

Fantastic Man is a beautifully rendered anti-fashion fashion magazine for men. »

Yes, it’s true, I absolutely LOVE rasterbating. I do it in my room, I can do it at school, I »

My friend Cait sent this to me by e-mail. Yeah, yeah, it’s tasteless, but for those of us who are »

Flash fiction account of dysfunctional family secrets in a surrealistic/abstract-impressionistic stream of consciousness style. »

  The following playlist is comprised of artists whom are playing at various San Francisco venues in the upcoming one »

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