So story has it that the infamous Seth Rogan was on a game show with Megan Fox and tried to kiss her. Here is the video of the epic fail.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNO6OUd6iOc&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

Recently I posted another “Part I” of a story I hoped would evolve into something more substantial. However, I have issues with following through and (cough) commitment (cough cough) so I never followed up with a “Part II”. But bear with me. This (see below) already has a “Part II” in the works. So enjoy, [...]

Having a food baby is just as bad as having a baby. Sure, it doesn’t hang out in our stomach for 9 months, but it’s essentially the same thing. (I am going to get cussed out by some angry mom now. Yea! Bring on your cyber hate, bitches!)

Ax L. Orchid gives us an inside view of anger management treatment in West Hollywood, which leads one to believe this young man is constitutionally incapable of shaking his demons.

Floating Action, “Absolute Sway”: Dr. Dog taken with a chaser of funky fresh hypnosis.
Generationals, “Angry Charlie”: Like a synth-pop inoculation against boredom.
Outdoorsmen, “When They Bury You Down”: So you can pretend, for one sublimely fleeting moment, that it’s 1966.
Castanets, “Good Friend Yr Hunger”: Because we’re all just looking for a bite to eat and maybe [...]

Attending FIDM isn’t the same college experience as Asher Roth’s “I Love College,” but high school was one party that my friends and I definitely lived up. It was a time of dirt parties and bonfires, cramming for AP tests, ditching class to go to the beach and reppin’ your school colors at the big [...]

Well, as we expected, I ruined the interview with Jon Gosselin. And since that interview, Jon has been plastered all over every magazine that sits atop gum and candy, with his new girlfriend. Coincidence? I think not.
And, right next to that cover is a picture of Kate Gosselin yelling at her kids. Or those same [...]

New Wave Hookers, an influence on the alt-porn genre that renders no foreseeable influence itself.

And it makes me want to take you out! Yes, you.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ho_jzCQX8w[/youtube]

Ever have a sneaking suspicion you aren’t very unique? This thought haunts me from time to time, and never more so than when I walked into Hemlock Tavern for the These United States, Red Cortez show and I quickly realized everyone in the joint had gotten the same Dress Code Memo as I—worn in dark [...]

David sat on the toilet with the door open while he read. He was expecting company and didn’t want to not hear a knock at the door—the overhead fan inside the bathroom tended to overpower any sound once the door was shut.
It was one of those moments where he could expect company at any time. [...]

We recently featured an interview with comedian Steve Hofstetter (which you can read *here*). The funny man just busted out the pilot episode for his new show, which combines Saturday Night Live with Sports Center. Check it out here on The Neave and repost the hell out of it.

I am completely obsessed with *Dripbook*. As a collection of visual stimulation from photographers, stylists, and anyone with a creative eye, Dripbook offers me hours of entertainment and inspiration. I present work from one of my favorite “Dripbookers”, Sam Hessamian. Check out more of his photography *here*. 

 

There are certain clips online, floating in the abyss of info and bullshit, that really grab one’s attention and change their outlook on life. This video was funny, creepy and educational at the same time. Watching this video was like looking at a tranny. You want to look away, but you just can’t.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNuhD88jajI[/youtube]

*DING DONG*
“Who is it?”
“It’s Sharon!” replies the unfamiliar voice.
I peek in the eye hole. “Maybe my parents know her… She is asian,” I think to myself.
I open the door.
“Hi! I’m Sharon! You don’t know me!” she walks up closer, popping my personal space bubble, a wave of freaked out panic moves throughout my body. This [...]

[vimeo]http://www.vimeo.com/5606758[/vimeo]
(Give this some time to load before watching…otherwise you won’t have smooth playback)
This was shot at the Okinawa Churaumi Aquarium in Japan. kaiyouhaku.com/en/
The music is “Please don’t go” by Barcelona.
PLEASE BUY THIS SONG ON THE iTUNES STORE: bit.ly/1zAVu
Barcelona’s website: myspace.com/barcelona
Buy the album Absolutes by Barcelona on the iTunes store: bit.ly/o57OL
Watch Barcelona’s response to this video: bit.ly/zGYZw
Download the desktop wallpaper: bit.ly/19rTC5
The main [...]

Hello my little banditos!  I know it’s been a while since I’ve written any good stories but I got caught up in a few things and I’m coming out with a few good posts soon which I hope you’ll all enjoy.  But in the meantime, it’s summer and that usually means cool summer movies…well that [...]

Fantastic Man is a beautifully rendered anti-fashion fashion magazine for men.

What makes a person interesting? There is no answer to that question, because everyone’s answer is different. As the people surrounding me and passing by me every day stretch out across a seemingly expanding range of human experience, oddity and quirk, I’ve noticed a few things that make me notice them over the rest, whether [...]

The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia – Unseen Footage
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOFy8QkNWWs[/youtube]

Yes, it’s true, I absolutely LOVE rasterbating. I do it in my room, I can do it at school, I can do it at work! Anywhere!
Now what the hell is rasterbating? Well, I’m not even 100% sure if rasterbating really is a word in the English language. What I do know is that there is [...]

“I can’t wait to go out with my girlfriends tonight and find a guy! Hm…what am I going to wear. Maybe that new BCBG dress I just got? It makes my legs look fabulous…”
 
“I wonder what my ex is up to these days. Man, he was hot. Insane, but hot. I loved fucking him…” (Proceeds [...]

My friend Cait sent this to me by e-mail. Yeah, yeah, it’s tasteless, but for those of us who are “lucky” enough to see old age, it’s pretty much reality.

A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room he says, “I will [...]

Flash fiction account of dysfunctional family secrets in a surrealistic/abstract-impressionistic stream of consciousness style.

Even though Greg Gutfeld pretends he is entertained by Andrew’s way of response, he is not. Look at the expressions on his face. He feels hurt. He feels a very deep hurt. And now he might go cut himself? I hate Fox News.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6H6n_onZI0[/youtube]