Archive for July, 2009
Dictionary of women’s personal ads.
Uncategorized40-ish = 49 Adventurous = Slept with everyone Athletic = No tits Average looking = Ugly Beautiful = Pathological liar »
This girl thinks she can. As an “exercise in sustainable fashion”, Sheena Matheiken has pledged to wear the same dress every »
The B Foundation Album Release
UncategorizedSo last night I had the pleasure of going to see The B Foundation live at the Roxy Theater. As »
Mmm Breast Milk is YAY!
Uncategorized“I’d rather have lots of breast milk than a million melons!” »
Empty glasses accompany empty champagne flutes. The paper plates all have the same floral pattern that match the curtains that »
I’m not a doctor, but it’s my personal belief that vitamin supplements are a crock of shit. We should be »
K.Marie’s EGGsperiment
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You know that saying about how it’s so hot that you can cook an egg on the sidewalk? After weeks »
The Tattoo Experience is highly contingent on the artist, but it is also contingent on you–your level of comfort, your »
I’ve heard more than a few people declare that “God should be in the bedroom.” I’m not religious, which makes »
THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!!!
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In 1986, three amazing things happened to me. Japan released the Nintendo to the United States, a hairy Alien Life »
Spend a lovely Sunday afternoon pampering yourself with these all natural beauty recipes. Most of these ingredients are probably already »
An unconventional LSD essay that turns into a short story whose cast includes Grace Slick, Quentin Tarantino, Don Simpson, and »
As adults, many of us are tempted to medicate our various anxieties with substances – drinking, smoking, popping pills, et »
The Smashing Pumpkins are the Most Influential Band of the 20th Century. Now, how do you define “influential”? »
Obama Vs. Ahmadinejad
UncategorizedFor some odd reason, flies and mosquitoes are targeting presidents and attacking them while they are on camera. President Obama »
Ignorance is … bliss?
UncategorizedSo that song describes about 67.8% of the people I deal with on a daily basis. Frustrating? Very. Sometimes I »
“Fucking bitches,” Bruce said. “Stupid, spoiled, bratty fucking whores.” Ted looked down at Bruce’s drink. He hadn’t touched it for »
