Archive for September, 2009
Your Kids Can Go Play in Traffic
UncategorizedMega corporate establishments and lame campy families seem to go hand-in-hand. Let’s look at examples of the corporate love affair »
Kanye IS on his period
UncategorizedOh boo hoo you little baby. He’s like the hot girls in high school, you got ONE thing going for »
This guy tells me how he got poison oak on his dick and balls. Then he says, “Don’t ever develop »
Kim paced in front of Gerald sitting on the couch. She spun toward the floor, swooping down to pick up »
Sad emo kids would use their menstruating dicks as pencils, writing death-obsessed poetry in period blood across their bedroom walls. »
The Escape Paradox
UncategorizedJourney through city life for a few blocks and you may hear the whimpers of somebody’s yearning to get away »
Freedom List: part IV
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Go on a road trip. Alone. Driving somewhere, maybe with a destination, maybe just roaming and exploring, has a magical »
Brighten someone’s day by showing him or her this endearing video. Take the time to view all the way through. »
I published Part I of this series a couple months ago as a sort of love letter to Bill Maher’s »
Taking Over Your Telly: Fall Edition
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September just started and what does that mean? New seasons of some of our favorite and not so favorite tv »
It’s late and I am very tired and the day went by fast but not too fast since all that »
In my ongoing quest to connect with members of my own species, I often come across one particularly common phenomenon: »
One time at band camp
UncategorizedGreg Pattillo did not stick his flute up anything, or at least I hope he didn’t. Here he is, soak »
