1. Halloween Dance.

    Only because it is halloween..




  2. Mike Doughty steals my heart…again

    I have loved Mike Doughty for years.  It is a pure, true love of an artist who has remained underappreciated for far too long, his genius unrecognized by the masses.  He broke out a bit with last year’s Golden Delicious, my least favorite of his solo albums and then quickly sunk below the radar once [...]




  3. Best Halloween Costume.

    I cant imagine how long it took to make this thing.




  4. The Autopilot’s Response

    Gabe made his way around the party, moving from one room to the next, beer in hand, senses of a starved hyena. His eyes were fixed and alert, shooting glances at all the people. The girls did body shots while the artists moped; in the living room the savages made good with breaking glasses and [...]




  5. Worst Music Video of All Time.

    Hey girl let me take you to the movies…




  6. Dispatches From the Unbalanced

    When the wooden wind chimes slap like human bones. The doors open and close, squeaking in time with the restless blinds. Every movement creates a reaction. That’s why those shaking palm trees sound like crashing oceans, those six a.m. mornings call hollow ghosts, and why a tiny stream of thoughts sink underground to join heavier [...]




  7. TRELL5044: The Master of Pirate Car Reviews

    When I get my TV show or online car show, or whatever, I want this guy to be my lead automotive tester. Watch most car reviews today (Top Gear excluded) and the presenters look and sound like they got sticks up their asses. Not “Trell5044″ – He brings flavor to a typically bland journalistic genre.




  8. The Playlist: Halloween

    In spirit of one of my favorite holidays…
    Happy Halloween!
    1. The Misfits- Astro Zombies

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    2. Radiohead- Spooks
    3. Alkaline Trio- Halloween (Misfits Cover)
    4. Warren Zevon- Werewolves of London
    5. Nina Simone- I Put a Spell on You
    6. Classics IV- Spooky
    7. Santana- Black Magic Woman

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    8. Mazzy Star- Ghost Highway
    9. Dave Matthews Band- Warehouse
    10. Atreyu- The Crimson

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  9. A Photograph to No One Else

    I hadn’t had the urge to shit in a week. A whole fucking week. It’s one of those things that you don’t think about until the second or third day, you scratch your chin and ask yourself: “When was the last time I sat down to unload my guts?” A friend of mine recently told [...]




  10. Name that Movie: Horror

    I’ve never much been into scary movies, yet there are some that have left me frightened for days.
    See if you can name my top 15 favorite horror/suspense movies from the film stills below…
    …Unless you’re too chicken!

     

     

     

    For answers and all photo credits, click on my name under the “Writers” tab above, and send me [...]




  11. It’s Amazing!



  12. Cock Sparrer pays homage to SG

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P95×3yD4rFM[/youtube]




  13. The Dullest of All Things

    It was another typical day at work, and as I passed the aisles watching the customers pull items from the shelves and pack them into their carts I kept asking myself, what’s it all for anyway?
    Then I saw Spencer standing there with Cliff, killing time and watching the world go by. We all gravitate towards [...]




  14. Did Chuck Have a Hand In It

    The Chief of Police popped on his desk lamp and pulled out his chair. It was one of those great old companions—the chair that’s been around the seasons, watched the changing of the times, and it makes the sound of a great beast exhaling slowly when you’d sit. The Chief grabbed hold of the chair’s [...]




  15. Faces In Places

    In today’s world of emoticons and simulated smileys, inanimate faces jump out at me more often than ever. Everywhere I look, there’s yet another lifeless object that appears to be anything but. Imagine my delight when I found a blog entirely devoted to this phenomenon.




  16. Meet your writers: John MacGregor

    Read John’s vision of literary glory *here*.
    Liv: Who would you… Fuck, Marry, Kill: Courtney Love, Madonna, Britney Spears
    John: Kill: Courtney Love (sharing needles isn’t good in marriage nor intercourse)
    Marry: Madonna (she’s got something like a trillion dollars, and I would definitely thump her on the skull right after she asked me to sign the prenup. [...]




  17. Honeybees Released From Their Jar

    My downstairs neighbor is losing her mind. I’m so much better when I look into your eyes. Some members of my family are camera shy and I crave the spotlight. You and I should go to Cuba. We’ll bribe the immigration officials and they’ll look the other way. It’s supposed to be beautiful there. I [...]




  18. Helpful Mechanic

    Original ad:

    I have a 1998 nissan that rear ended someone last week. There is some minor damage that need fixed…but I cant afford to go to a body shop..anyone who is willing to help for less would be doing me a HUGE favor. thanks!

    From Me to ***********@**********.org
    Hey, how’s it going.
    I’m a mechanic looking to do [...]




  19. Crazy Cool Jewelry: Micha Design

    By: Anitra Rakel and Olivia Pierson.
    A bronze, worn out chicken? A charming garden decoration? A haute couture necklace by Micha Design? Her pieces are definitely conversation starters – not for the shy or inhibited – but who knows what a Micha piece will bring out in you? Her use of chains and recycled fabrics [...]




  20. Best Fight Seen Ever Part 2



  21. An Untitled Hallucination

    So beautiful you should just burst. Your skin and the rest of the fruit. Your resume reads like a desire. On a bright screen I finger you. On a light wind we sail. Crisp white bed sheets, saltwater curled hair, and time. Cast me in your latest video, shine like a sunset. There we burn. [...]




  22. Winter is Here – Let the Snowboarding Begin – Team CouchBoys @ Boreal

    Are we in for the best snowboard season on record? If opening weekend at Boreal near Lake Tahoe was just a few days ago, that may be an indicator.




  23. My Interview with Eric Amadio

     
    He sprung onto the movie scene with the brilliantly clever After Sex. He’s worked alongside and received recognition from actor/producer Kevin Spacey. He started his own production company (Final Cut Collective.) He’s currently writing, producing and directing a film whose cast includes Brittany Snow, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Taryn Manning and Rumer Willis.
    This up and coming filmmaker [...]




  24. Little-Known Secret to Saving Fuel – Does Not Involve Toyota Prius

    People need to realize the real cure for decreasing your carbon footprint relies on how light a footprint you place on the gas pedal. If you’re a person who wants to give the environment a hand rather than the finger, reconsider your green perceptions about America’s so-called “most fuel-efficient car”.




  25. Two Women Get Wild on Public Bus