This post might make me sound like a whiny bitch but whatever. It is shit I dislike. Some are pretty “out there” so if you get offended easily go read Zack Effron’s blogs and jerk off to his face.
1- When I ask for no pickles at In N Out and they put pickles in it
2- The words “Blazing” and “faded”
3- Especially when someone uses the word “faded” to describe drunkenness. I don’t like being confused.
4- Parking tickets
5- Paying $20 for a parking spot in Hollywood. For that price, I should get my car cleaned while it’s parked.
6- How some people flap their arms like a retarded bird when they are juggling.
7- $4 for a gallon of gas is not fair.
8- How there’s no traffic on the freeways from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. and that’s it. Anytime before or after there is a cluster fuck of people on the freeway. Where are these people going!?
9- Shitty Hondas and Acuras from the 90′s that sound like a blender. Yeah, put an exhaust on your 4 cylinder rice rocket dipshit. Real smooth.
10- Armenians that think the 134 freeway is the Irwindale speedway.
11- Long lines at Chipotle.
12- Awkward run ins with people I haven’t seen in awhile, who say “Hi!” and then expect me to lead the conversation… like I have the time of the world…or give a shit.
13- Cops that tailgate me for 2 blocks and then pull me over. Why do you build up the anticipation!? Just flip the switch, start your little light show and let’s get on with it.
14- When Subway doesn’t have avocados.
15- When people assume they know a person just based off of their pictures and the content on their Myspace.
16- National Lampoon needs to stop making movies.
17- Who cares about Britney Spears? Seriously, get over it. Leave the girl alone before she shoots herself in front of a school bus full of kids on Rodeo Dr. *School buses don’t go on that street. Not that I know of. So I don’t really know why I am not going back and using a better example.
18- People with a different music taste than mine who offer rides to everywhere. Blah. The agony.
19- Tone deaf people singing along, in the car, to songs that don’t make sense.
20- People bagging on Emo kids. Yeah like rappers with XXXXXXL T-shirts are any better. I’d rather see an Emo kid to be honest. They have cool hair. Rapper thug wannabes, they just act hard and look like they hate everyone.
21- 25 inch rims?
22- Little Jon’s vocals cords need to shut down.
23- The Stock market and how you can’t trust a single company.
24- The E*Trade ad with the little baby. It makes E*trade seem more easier to use than it really is.
25- People who spit constantly when they smoke.
26- People who fit their stereotypes just makes things so sad. Because then you think “Wow that was typical….”
27- The finger picked bass solo in between “chapters” or whatever on Seinfeld.
28- People who snore.
29- Sleeping in the same room as my cousin who sounds like a roaring tank, firing missiles at Iraqis, in the middle of a riot, in the middle of a storm, while he sleeps.
30- People with a lot of money who don’t do charity work.
31- Stage 5 Clingers. Psycho girls.
32- How religion is killing.
33- Imagine a world without 9/11, Israel-Palestine conflicts, England bombings, Taliban blowing up historic statues, women being stoned for showing flesh.
34- Bill O’Reilly, Dr.Phil.
35- Parental Control, Next, Tila Tequila, New York, Flava flav and shows as such that lower people’s IQs.
36- People who leave their friends once they get a boyfriend/girlfriend.
37- People who start calling and asking to hang out again once they break up with their boyfriend/girlfriend.
38- Girls who claim they give awesome blowjobs but suck at it.
39- Girls who cake their faces with make up!
40- Babies in movie theaters.
41- Babies.
42- Old women who dress skanky.
43- Old women with saggy boobs who dress skanky.
44- People say AKS instead of ASK. I hate them. I call them out on it.
45- The initial moment when I find out someone is Vegan.
46- When my phone is almost dying.
47- Sneezing.
48- People who don’t text back.
49- Men who wear over sized suits.
50- People with stupid tattoos. Tattoos that don’t hold any meaning. Example: I met a girl who had a tramp stamp. It read “Outrageous” and it had stars around it. Cute. Trick.
