Let’s not beat around the bush here (baddump ching!), dildos simply do not always do the job when it’s a one woman party. Simple penetration is perfect when the tool is attached to a sweaty man who keeps calling you a hot bitch. But if a gal’s sole purpose is to make herself cum as fast and as often as possible then outer stimulation is generally a must.

Please welcome the revolutionary sex toy called,”The Cone.” I’ve only used this toy on 4 occasions but each time I told myself, “God DAMN, you need to spread the word about this effective toy!”

Confused? This may help…

Personally, I’m a huge fan of position #1. I have always been a huge connoisseur of toys even though I often easily tire of them once I come to the realization that they don’t really do much for me! I’m quite the adventurous gal so I have quite the collection (which largely grew from when I worked for a sex toy company), but when it comes to personal play I use my trusty ol’ pillow. Those of you who are checking out and loving the idea of position #1 totally get me, I’m sure.

“Veronika, that thing sure looks dangerous!” Oh no, it’s your safe, silicone friend. The tip is not sharp and the whole cone is soft and pliable.

“What does it do? Just sit there?” What does it do? What does it do?!?! It does everything! Let me first start by saying that I was never a big fan of vibrators (except for the occasional bullet during sex, I stick to dildos and other, non-vibrating toys), but this cone is different. “The Cone” has 16 different settings that are all pretty fantastic. Once you get it going if you press the “on/off” button real quick it goes straight to “orgasm mode,” which is fast hard pulses. Having so many choices in the vibration settings really gets the creativity going. For me, “The Cone” is so successful in almost every one of its settings that once I get started I just want to see how long it will take me to reach my goal before I try the next setting. It’s remarkable!

One more selling point. I am a super visual person and I would have never been able to reach an orgasm (by myself) w/out watching some form of porn before this gadget. However, when I first tried this out I just wanted to see what it was about and didn’t prepare my good ol’ porn stash and then quickly realized their was no need.

How much? You can get this oddly shaped, vagina friend for about $100.

You may not think that $100 is a bargain, but trust me, it’s well worth the dough.

Your lady bits will thank you!

p.s. If you can figure out how to do “The Wall” then you are a much better woman than I!