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C.H.A Reports:

Newton, or Hooton… or whatever your name is. Meet “Johnny Rockstar.” He is the biggest tool to have ever walked on this earth. This dude wears make up!!! He claims he is straight but when was the last time a straight man wore make up? He is some short dude with a Napoleon Complex. He starts fights with random people but ends up with a broken tooth every time. To top it all off…he wears Ed Hardy. Respect!

 

 

 

Ed Hardy. Puke.

Guess who got their new fucken haircut?

Well I’ll be damned. People like this really do exist. I wonder what his parents think of him. I wonder if he feels dead inside. I doubt. I bet you he thinks he is the hottest thing on earth. He wears Ed hardy, poses with a $3o bottle of greygoose. His friend has blue frost bites on his head. What in the world happened to the youth of this country? It scares me. Really does. I hope to see more of this feller.