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Did you know that the words guarantee and warranty come from just a miscommunication on pronunciation? So, when the English first met the French they totally knocked lingual boots and spit out hundreds of bastard Siamese twin words like that gem right there. But that’s just the grease on the pan here at the Neave, we can’t guarantee you factoids like this on the regular, nor will your warranty remain after you’ve cracked us open to fiddle with our jigglesticks.
Instead, we can provide you with what makes us tick, schematics on our mindwaves and goings-on under the proverbial hood. We are an avant-garde blog on the cusp of publication technology, pushing content at you with ferocity and spunk. Our writers are plucked from the finest selection of opinionated, risky thinkers on the interwebs. We run a tight ship. It is incredibly likely that through further fornication and continual copulation of our brainbuckets we may ring you through a couple more new words and new ideas.But that’s yours, take it. Keep it, love it. Just hold us locked, cocked and reloaded on your home page and we’ll deliver the freshest ramble you can handle.
Let’s tour the categories, shan’t we
Kiss & Tell: Our hopes, romances, dreams and fantasies all scrunched up in euphemism, narrative and pornographic prose.
Inseam: One-size-fits-all fashion talk, scoped styles and the newest influx of aesthetic pleasures.
The Sonorus: Hear the sweet sounds swimmin through our ear rivers and dive deep into aural orgasm bliss.
La Femme: Your go-to stop for the careful deciphering of nature’s Rubik’s cube.
The Telly: Tired of words, punctuation and formatting puttin’ hurt on the noggin’ Tune in to our top picks and tune out.
Coffeebreak: A mixed-up melee of this-and-that, bric-a-brac and other miscellaneous musings.
Featured Articles: Basically a section where we put the spotlight on something/someone special. It’s “Featured” so it is special. Plus, we work harder for those articles. Mhm.
Short Stack: Original short stories that you will find here and here only.
Fin: The end-all-be-all for eclectic film tastes and shocking spoilers.
The Medium: All the advice you need to understand art and everything that is associated with it. Or just look at pretty pictures.