Okay, I know what you’re probably thinking, here:
“Abed, rotating restaurants were an amazing invention back in 1943, how can you possibly bring that back to the world of the future, with ipods, celluar headphones and talking carbots?”
Easy.
You combine rotating restaurants with theme park rides.
I’ll give you a second to catch your breath……………ready…….okay.
Imagine this you walk into a restaurant and it’s like an Amazon Jungle, monkey sounds abound, look out or that hippotamus will get you walk over the bridge into the seating area. After a good 10 minute wait, the same you’d wait in a line for a ride you are brought to your table which is still in the jungle. Now this is a romantic date, right. You don’t want to just sit in a restaurant that stays in one place do you?
Nahhhhhhhhh, you want to see Paris, London, Rome, Russia, the great wall of China!
Imagine the possibilities? You could be anywhere, imagine how much better food and wine and lips would taste when you’re traveling with your dinner. Now I know what you’re saying “But Abed, why don’t you eat on an airplane if you want to travel with your dinner?” Good point I’d say, very good point. But each table is on a rotating floor which takes you through the dangerous jungles of Africa, The fields of South America, The prairies of Kansas, nudity of Paris and igloos of Alaska, yes, even the sands of Egypt where you can wave to a camel and he winks at you back.
I’d call these restaurants………………Adventurants.
Author: Abes Mcplenty
