I was at a bar recently and I was busting out some sweet one-liners on this woman sitting at the bar… great lines like….”Do you have a library card…cause I’d love to check you out” or “Is that a mirror in your pocket, cause I see my face in your pants” you know, classy shit. Obviously she was totally into me, but then she asked me what ethnicity I was, and I confidently said, “Persian”. The look on her face was as if I told her I stabbed her brother in the face. She got up and said, ” Persian men are crazy….like David”. What the hell just happened! Who’s David? I had so many questions. So I started investigating….and by investigating I mean I googled things. And before I knew it, I came across the vociemail to end all voicemails. This clip below is the reason why women are afraid of Persian men…well that and terrorism…..but this one man has ruined it for us all….damn you David….damn you ( I raise my fist in the air).
Author: JohnnyD
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HAHAHA I love that picture. It’s PERFECT!
pretty sure this is fake, there are a bunch of voicemails circulating the web similar to this. still creepy nonetheless haha