Here is the deal, I had a letter all written up to send to Ms. Oday this week, BUT when I was at Blockbuster two nights ago (renting DEXTER, so great… blog to come soon about my new love), I ran across the new issue of COMPLEX MAGAZINE. Usually I would not look at this magazine because I find it a little “ghetto” But this is the cover of the new issue….

OK, you all know what I like. AND AUBREY IS TOTALLY GIVING THE “I AM DRUNK COME FUCK ME” face. The issue is called the CLASSY issue….which I find SO HOT. But when I opened the magazine and all I could see was a spread from HUSTLER. I use to find Aubrey so hot, and she always (or usually) is very smart about what she wears ….but really the only thing I can find myself doing with this issue is jacking off to it…and as we all know, Aubrey and I don’t ride the same school bus.

So here is my letter….Aubrey…I have contacts at PLAYBOY if you want me to call them for you, but COMPLEX…really…Who did this photo-shoot, Dov Charney?? No he couldn’t…his would have been much more “CLASSY.”