So you would like to write for us, eh? Well, here is what you need to do: Fill out the form, submit two ORIGINAL writing pieces and click on “submit.” After you do all of that you need to do one last thing. You will record yourself dancing to “Holding Out for a Hero” by Bonnie Tyler. We will review this video and see if you are top notch material.

That was a joke.

Anyways, you must be over 18 to write for us. Note that this won’t be a paid gig until further notice. If you do not receive an email back it means you were not selected. We still love you though!

[Update: We are now offering Personal Blog spots to interesting individuals who have a solid amount of followers. If interested, fill out the Audition form and let us know that you are interested in receiving a Personal Blog Slot]

Have fun.