Halloween is just a month away, and it’s about that time where you should be prepping for your costume. Abandon all rules Regina George and the Plastics told you about dressing up, here’s an easy costume that will win you the award (or should I say moonman?) for Best Costume!

You will need the following:

Kanye’s look:
Black oversized aviator shades

Black leather shirt – You can find this at the store where Village People shop, any Harley Davidson clothing retailers, or any other place that carries questionable leather wannabe macho looking apparel

Black leather belt

Light washed jeans – Semi-destroyed, just ask someone to go ape shit on them for a more roughed up look

Black boots with skinny black laces

Hair Design – Usually weird swirls or stars done by someone’s brother whose pants sag past their ass and nuts, whose name sounds like and/or rhymes with Quamay, Jacques, or Cevonté.

A bottle of drank preferable Henny – Or raspberry juice, anything dark in a glass bottle so you look like an alcoholic

*Crazy looking gf in a snake skin body suit optional

Taylor’s look:

Long metallic single shoulder strapped dress

Silver bracelet – Matching chandelier earrings

Red nails – Matching  bright red lipstick

Classy curled hair kept in simple pony tail

If you wanna go for the full effect, get some type of shinny silver award along with a microphone. When you go trick or treating, make sure as Taylor receives the goods Kanye rudely interrupts and says, “I’m sorry, but Frankenstein really deserves this candy. He had the best costume this year! I’m just saying.”

Author: K.Marie