Marry, Fuck, Kill

When writers from The Neave become friends on Facebook, we often learn new and interesting factoids about each other's personal lives. Other times, we accidentally begin a game of "Marry, Fuck, Kill," ....
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Monday Musings

Here's the fourth installment of your weekly glimpse into my noggin. *     *     * I want another tattoo. Fuck. *     *     * Ms. Hooker. Mr. Seamen. Mrs. Hymen. People with fucked up na ....
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Monday Musings

Welcome to the third installment of Monday Musings, a weekly glimpse into this wily brain of mine. Proceed with caution. *     *     * I know some guys are genuine vehicle aficionados and simp ....
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The Truth About Scorpios

I'm tired of getting a negative reaction when people discover I'm a Scorpio. It's almost predictable: wide eyes and accusations that I must be some sort of crazy, heart-breaking, promiscuous nympho. ....
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Monday Musings

Welcome to the second installment of Monday Musings, a glimpse inside this thorn patch I call a brain. Navigate at your own risk. *     *     * "Nice tattoos," the dude enthused, and his thr ....
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"Love You" Must Die

In the English language, it has become common practice to cut off the first word or two of sentences: "See you later." "Can't wait." "Know what I mean?" Call it linguistic evolution or jus ....
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Monday Musings

Introducing Monday Musings, which will be a weekly glimpse into this thorn patch I call a brain. - Out of my entire Facebook friends list, I only talk to a handful of those people on the phone ....
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What Are You Most Afraid Of?

Everyone’s afraid. The monster under the bed that we feared as children often lurks in the recesses of our minds as adults, serving as an ever-present reminder that we are not invincible. The arroga ....
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Road Revelations: Wanderlust

The sun shines cheerily amidst a clear, blue sky. I alternately sing along to old favorites and sit in silence, lost in thought. I love going solo on road-trips. I don’t have to make conversatio ....
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Road Revelations: The Luck Dragon

The descent from Washington to California is rife with hills, peaks, and valleys, resulting in often-laborious climbs for my luggage-laden Dodge Stratus. “You can do it, put your BACK int ....
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Road Revelations: Pit Stop Etiquette

If I have even one cup of coffee while on the road, I will need to pull over to pee at least once an hour for the next four hours. I’m female. Our bladders are small and angry. My experie ....
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Road Revelations: So Long, Seattle

After my husband left for Afghanistan, I couldn’t bear the thought of returning to my friends and family in Los Angeles like some sort of wounded, fragile puppy in need of comfort. I wanted a new ad ....
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Awash In Chemicals

Readers, it's time for you to meet a good friend of mine. Megan Garrity is a woman who actually does her research, scouring sources far and wide to uncover various truths about health dangers and bene ....
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Britt Warner

I'm a Californian, born and raised all over the greater L.A. area. I am the oldest of six kids, the product of divorced parents, and am married to the love of my life (who is currently in Afghanistan with the army). In addition to writing for The Neave, I'm also a singer-songwriter who has been lyricizing since the age of two. I spent the first twenty years of my life competing in horse shows until a chronic back injury forced me to hang up my spurs and explore my artistic talents in the professional realm. It's going great so far! My first album, co-written with my husband, was released on Valentine's Day 2009 on sites like iTunes. I'm currently recording my next album. If there's anything else you'd like to know, just ask... E-mail: featured@theneave.com



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