In A Bittersweet World

I once lived two blocks from a row of gardenia bushes that bloomed year-round. For three hundred sixty-five days, those plants continuously produced new flowers from which I would inhale my all-time f ....
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Tripp Apparel: Street-Wear With Street-Smarts

Tripp Apparel is creating quite the stir amongst street-wear enthusiasts. The independent, innovative clothing company draws inspiration from life’s triumphs and tribulations to create stimulati ....
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Monday Musings

I skipped a couple of weeks, but here's another serving of Musings for your Monday, fresh out of my bojangled brain. *          *          * When in doubt, wear a bra. That goes for me ....
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Marry, Fuck, Kill

When writers from The Neave become friends on Facebook, we often learn new and interesting factoids about each other's personal lives. Other times, we accidentally begin a game of "Marry, Fuck, Kill," ....
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Monday Musings

Here's the fourth installment of your weekly glimpse into my noggin. *     *     * I want another tattoo. Fuck. *     *     * Ms. Hooker. Mr. Seamen. Mrs. Hymen. Mr. Weiner. People with ....
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Monday Musings

Welcome to the third installment of Monday Musings, a weekly glimpse into this wily brain of mine. Proceed with caution. *     *     * I know some guys are genuine vehicle aficionados and simp ....
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The Truth About Scorpios

I'm tired of getting a negative reaction when people discover I'm a Scorpio. It's almost predictable: wide eyes and accusations that I must be some sort of crazy, heart-breaking, promiscuous nympho. ....
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Monday Musings

Welcome to the second installment of Monday Musings, a glimpse inside this thorn patch I call a brain. Navigate at your own risk. *     *     * "Nice tattoos," the dude enthused, and his thr ....
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"Love You" Must Die

In the English language, it has become common practice to cut off the first word or two of sentences: "See you later." "Can't wait." "Know what I mean?" Call it linguistic evolution or jus ....
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Monday Musings

Introducing Monday Musings, which will be a weekly glimpse into this thorn patch I call a brain. *          *          * Out of my entire Facebook friends list, I only talk to a handfu ....
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What Are You Most Afraid Of?

Everyone’s afraid. The monster under the bed that we feared as children often lurks in the recesses of our minds as adults, serving as an ever-present reminder that we are not invincible. The arroga ....
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Road Revelations: Wanderlust

The sun shines cheerily amidst a clear, blue sky. I alternately sing along to old favorites and sit in silence, lost in thought. I love going solo on road-trips. I don’t have to make conversatio ....
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Road Revelations: The Luck Dragon

The descent from Washington to California is rife with hills, peaks, and valleys, resulting in often-laborious climbs for my luggage-laden Dodge Stratus. “You can do it, put your BACK int ....
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Britt Warner

I'm a Californian, born and raised all over the greater L.A. area. In addition to writing for The Neave, I'm also a singer-songwriter who has been lyricizing since the age of two. I spent the first twenty years of my life competing in horse shows until a chronic back injury forced me to hang up my spurs and explore my artistic talents in the professional realm. I'm currently recording my first full-length album. If there's anything else you'd like to know, just ask... E-mail: featured@theneave.com



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