Category Archives: Coffee Break

Part of me wants to sit here and think that no one ever has ever written an article about how great a film like  Ghostbusters 2 is–like as if no one has figured this out. But let me tell you, this won’t really be an article, just some of my favorite stills from the film....
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Okay, I know what you’re probably thinking, here: “Abed, rotating restaurants were an amazing invention back in 1943, how can you possibly bring that back to the world of the future, with ipods, celluar headphones and talking carbots?” Easy. You combine rotating restaurants with theme park rides. I’ll give you a second to catch your...
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Until recently, I never knew what it was like to deal with a stalker, but in a weird way, it's empowering!
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I just checked in online for tomorrow’s flight. The bags are mostly packed, liquids are tucked away in their individual saclettes and all travel documents are piled up by the front door. The fridge is purged of all perishables (note to self: buy milk when you get back to avoid coupling jet lag with coffee...
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It’s a hot one in Los Angeles this whole week. But I’ve devised some unusual but effective methods to help you fight this horrible atrocity to what should be no big deal since it’s summertime. - Buy a king sized candy bar (preferably Twix for it’s length) and freeze it for an hour, remove and...
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….and now he’s DEAD! The dangers of “getting stoked” are discussed in this breaking news report.
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It’s only Tuesday and I already feel like this: Last week my favorite co-worker convinced me that there was a magical ice cream machine one the first floor. When I get stressed out, like any female, I usually run straight for ice cream or chocolate. So imagine my pure excitement when I learned of this...
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The 3rd store I walked into today had that stupid song blasting. “Just gonna stand here and watch you burn….” You know the annoying piece of crap that’s everywhere with that dumb chorus of that stupid Rhianna talking about how much she enjoys being hurt. Which is a whole other thing entirely. But can I...
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There’s a fine line between degenerate and scoundrel, but if you’re a single guy and you fall just ahead of being a degenerate. Well then, you might be a scoundrel. And believe me, you shouldn’t feel bad. Most girls you desire in your life, secretly want you and don’t even know it. In the movie,...
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That title is a little dramatic, isn’t it? Hi Neaveites, how are you? I’m OK, thanks! Let’s get started. So I’ve been living in Brooklyn for over a month and a half now, and I have learned a few things. 1. No matter what some people will tell you shoe fashion is passé. There’s nothing...
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One Night Stand With Evan Williams I strolled through the front door and into hipster heaven. Some of my friends were at the party, but I instantly noticed a few fresh faces in the corner keeping to themselves. They all appeared generously generic – cut off jean shorts, deep v-neck tees, slip-ons and winter hats...
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We live in an age now where groups of friends get together to laugh at and mock bad movies. It started with Mystery Science Theater 3000 and has transcended into this generation of movie heads. With movies like The Room and Troll 2, which are god awful terrible movies. Their struggle to make something that...
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Living in New York City there are several things which are important for daily life. The iPod, sunglasses, and a book to read on long train rides are a few of the must-haves. My problem with books is that I have a horrible habit of buying them, reading the first half, then leaving them for...
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S ONLY TUESDAY? It feels like it should be Friday or even better, SATURDAY.  I’m already on my third cup of Kona and I still haven’t gotten to the office yet. This means it’s going to be a rough night in my little cube considering I have to be there until...
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