Category Archives: Fin

  1. Weekend Movie Homework: Films That Make School Seem More Awesome Than It Really Is

    Welcome back all and happy back to school to all. That is, if you are going to school. If you are going to school, then  no doubt you’re reading this while trying to stay awake in your anthropology class. Don’t you wish that school was as awesome as the movies? Yeah, me too. So here...
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  2. The Inimitable Genius of Ghostbuster 2.

    Part of me wants to sit here and think that no one ever has ever written an article about how great a film like  Ghostbusters 2 is–like as if no one has figured this out. But let me tell you, this won’t really be an article, just some of my favorite stills from the film....
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  3. Piranha 3D: Gore And Porn

    Piranha 3D is probably one of the worst movies I have ever seen, and I loved every second of it. It’s not a horror film, It’s more of an “OMFG I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT JUST HAPPENED” film. It was made to be a comedy with an insane amount of gore and porn.  There are more...
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  4. Blu-Ray, Mu-Vay: Green Zone

    Every so often, a film comes around that preaches about 9/11, the war in Afghanistan, and the war in Iraq. Green Zone is another one of those films. It plays a sort of “what if” scenario and blends fact and fiction quite nicely. Of course, with a film like this, it’s bound to spark some...
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  5. Weekend Movie Homework: Best Blu-Rays

    In honor of my newest weekly article, I thought I’d give some of the best films Blu-Ray has to offer for this week’s Weekend Movie Homework. Enjoy! Avatar Of course this has to go on the list. It’s been called FernGully in space, but there is no denying that this is the best film, currently,...
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  6. Blu-Ray, Mu-Vay: Kick-Ass

    So, I’ve decided to start a new series here that I thought was needed. I review crappy movies, hidden gems, and tell you which ones are awesome, but what about the new Blu-Ray movies? Are they worthy of your hard earned cash? Do they make your brand new TV worth the investment? This is the...
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  7. Et tu, Young Indiana Jones?

    On a lazy Friday evening, I decided to watch a movie that was on Netflix streaming: Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day. So I had low expectations in the first place, though I should have lowered them A LOT further…you know…like on a first date. The writing was horrible. The plot was horrible. The acting...
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  8. Is It Really That Bad? The Human Centipede Edition

    It’s time for “Is It Really That Bad!” Now with a stronger stomach than most physicians! So for the past few editions, I’ve had to deal with a couple of scary characters in films. For example: a bed that eats people and Carmen Electra trying to be black. Though, nothing could prepare me for scariest...
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  9. Is It Really That Bad? Dirty Love Edition

    More unconstitutional than Prop 8, it’s “Is It Really That Bad?” This week, I may have found a film that is worse than The Hottie and the Nottie. You may be asking yourself, “is that possible?” Why yes… yes it is. The film is Dirty Love directed by John Mallory Asher, who’s directed a few...
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  10. Youtube: The Movie

    Since there’s going to be a movie coming out about Facebook, Youtube has decided to make a film about it’s origins. Blame Jeff Loveness, the Jimmy Kimmel intern who threw the movie-trailer parody together. Chad Hurley, the YouTube-co-founder depicted in the satire, complains only that he looked entirely different when downing Johnny Walker Black and ruthlessly demanding...
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  11. Scott Pilgrim vs The World: Visual Porn for the Joystick Generation

    One of the most anticipated movies of this summer is by far Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. Not only does it capture the essence of the world that Bryan Lee O’Malley has created, but it is perfectly executed by Edgar Wright. There wasn’t a better director for the job. There wasn’t a better cast for...
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  12. Weekend Movie Homework: Michael Mann Films

    Just because it’s summer, that doesn’t mean I won’t give you homework. This week I bring you films from one of my favorite directors. Michael Mann always brings realism into all of his films. Authentic guns, guns sounds, settings, situations, and more. If there is one director that pays close attention to every single detail...
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  13. Indie Film Of The Week: Bass Ackwards

    Linas Phillips, wrote, directed and stars as the main character in Bass Ackwards, the indie film pick of the week. If you’ve lost your faith in humanity, this lovely character sketch film will bring it back. We follow humble Linas as he travels from Seattle to New York in a 1976 modified VW van that...
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  14. Is It Really That Bad? Death Bed: The Bed That Eats Edition

    Even more late than Apple and BP’s excuses, it’s the return of “Is It Really That Bad?” For those that have been following my Twitter, you will have noticed that I managed to find a copy of Death Bed: The Bed That Eats. You will also know that I put off watching it because I...
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