Category Archives: Kiss and Tell

I don’t consider myself to have impossible standards when looking for a potential mate. I value simple things, like honesty, empathy, and generosity. However, there are a few qualities a man must posses for my interest to be held; lucky for me, after much trial and error, I found someone who goes above and beyond [...]

Have you ever given your boyfriend a love coupon for anal sex?
Oh ya? How’d that work out for ya?

Love Coupon – watch more funny videos

I am posting this video in hopes of education my fellow male beings in the art of capturing a woman’s eye in just a few words. What you will be watching after reading this awesome intro is a prime example of “spittin’ game.” I hope by watching this video, you will go out into the [...]

The following is a collection of cases that I’ve taken note of over the years. I filed them away in the ol’ noggin’ as reminders of what I should avoid at all costs. I present them here and now so that you, too, can prevent you and yours from adopting the Traits of Inferior Couples.

In my attempt to survive in this harsh world of modern dating, I’ve learned to adopt a man’s attitude. What that is, I’m not sure exactly. All I know is that everything I’ve learned about dating is from the male perspective intertwined with my own personal experiences with an array of men ranging from the [...]

We all have different ways of keeping a potential love interest on the radar. Sometimes, it’s obvious. Other times, it’s not so obvious. For starters, there’s the “hit list” and then there’s the “radar list”. Let’s distinguish between the two, shall we?
I think it’s safe to say that most of us have a “hit list,” [...]

I’m not one to indulge double-standards, but when it comes to sex, there’s at least one glaring difference between men and women. Yes, genitalia would be one of those differences, but no, that’s not what I’m referring to. While the modern woman loves to pretend she can separate sex and love in the same manner that men can, it’s often just not that easy.

You don’t have to be a Scout to always be prepared. Take it from someone who knows…there are a few key items every girl should have in her purse that will make waking up after a night of drinking a lot easier.
Condoms. You’re drunk. You’re horny. You go home with who you think to be [...]

I stumbled upon this image on StumbleUpon and thought it was too funny not to sure considering the fact that a) women clearly have more standards than men and b) the female equation fits with the four man plan concept rather perfectly.
Before I indulge you with the four man plan, let me just point out [...]

I awake the next morning. After a long night, the last thing I needed was to be blinded by the morning light peaking through the window. I squint as I look around. What I see doesn’t surprise me. The morning light makes everything clear, but I still need a little something else. My thoughts immediately [...]

You know you have messed up at some point when you are riding home on a 7 a.m. train, still drunk, and half asleep, and the girl you were with at the beginning of the night somehow ended up in bed with your best friend. You also know you have messed up when the following [...]

Hey single dads! Of course you deserve to have a social life, but not at the expense of the spawn who look up to you.

I had to repost this article from November because the image made the article more relevant than it was three months ago. Enjoy!
One thing that makes the 21st century such a good time to be alive is that there’s no sanctioned authority telling you to limit your time doing the horizontal mambo.
In this day and [...]

I was among the first to arrive at the upscale Italian restaurant in Los Angeles where the speed dating event took place. It was my first time, so I had a cocktail to take the edge off. About twenty minutes before the start of the event, people were just starting to arrive, and almost every one [...]

What is the “mutual fizzle” exactly? Allow me to explain. The mutual fizzle is a form of rejection in its most subtle form, but I choose not to see it as rejection at all. Rather, I see it more as something that happens when two people are, simply put, just not that into each other… enough.
It [...]

No matter who does the dumping, break-ups suck and provide hours – if not days and months – of despair for one or both parties involved. Regardless of the reasons for the initial break-up, hearts are broken, enemies can be made, tears will be shed, nasty texts are sent, and you might just feel like [...]

I’m not fifteen anymore, freshly discovering that my body is a vast playground of sensational possibilities. I am a grown woman with needs, none of which include sticking a piece of buzzing machinery between my legs like I’m some bloody robot who’s been magically blessed with a clit.

As a result of movies like “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” and “He’s Just Not That Into You,” women pretty much have a good idea of what they’re doing wrong when it comes to love, romance and relationships. Even the relationship sections of bookstores are filled with self-help books geared primarily towards [...]

When your finances are tight, and you’ve got to eat, the Date for Food Program is an excellent source of protein for your financial diet. But who will be your meal ticket? The answer is simple: someone older, wiser and more successful than you.
The Date for Food Program is a program implored by young women [...]

Hello! Or for all of you living in Russia, Khello.  So the other day, when I was at a Starbucks, I looked over to see a couple fighting, and I started thinking to myself “why aren’t frappuccinos called iceeccinos?” Then I started thinking to myself “relationships are tough.”  Then I thought about what’s the hardest [...]

There are two sides to this story. The person who purchases, and the person who sells. This is about the seller. An Escort, or “Call girl” by definition, is a sex worker who (unlike a street walker) is not visible to the general public, nor does she usually belong to an institution like a brothel (although she may [...]

Ladies: Want to date a douche bag? Ready to jump into the dating pool of losers fit for a Halo convention?
Finally! The list of things you can do to avoid dating me, and other awesome guys out there.

1) Be boring.
-The boring girl, when asked what they enjoy doing for fun, says: Hanging out. They [...]

Valentines Day is around the corner and many of you will have sex, make the mistake of having a child 9 months down the road and never talking to each other again. In case you have no idea what to say during sex, watch this very awkward video and learn. I don’t understand how people [...]

For those who believe that love is an infection, butterflies appear instantaneously. For those who believe that love is a choice, butterflies are born over a period of time.

Valentine’s Day is too focused on the romantic aspect of love. Valentine’s Day should be less about love in the romantic sense and more about appreciating and valuing the loved ones in your life.