Category Archives: La Femme

I think one of the most overlooked tips in the handbook to getting guys is… have beer in your fridge. its a simple and sometimes crucial dealmaker/breaker when it comes to courting males. It doesn’t take much, a couple extra bucks and time spend in the beer isle, and it could mean the difference between...
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The unusually high number of celebrity moms who gave birth in recent years via C-Section made me wonder if they all voluntarily CHOSE to have their abs sliced open to avoid ruining their tight punani?s?and the quality of their future sex lives.
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In addition to the initial discomfort, there are some health dangers involved.
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As women, we are trained by our mothers, our friends, media, magazines, and society to hate our bodies. Every womens magazine includes at least one – or two dozen – articles about hiding our thighs, dressing to attract a mate, or the latest bun-buster exercise. Now, I’m all for self-improvement and not letting your muffin...
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When "the crazy train" begins to take you for a ride within that week leading up to your period, silently repeat this brilliant self-help mantra: Keep your fucking mouth SHUT. I am all about taking a load off when something's bothering me, but during PMS, I have come to understand that almost everything I so DESPERATELY need to get off my chest is a pile of nonsensical HORSE SHIT.
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Whether you know it as the “Walk of Shame” or “Stride of Pride,” it is a trek that I have become all too well acquainted with; it begins with the sudden realization that you did not manage to make it home last night and instead it ends upon your return home, heels in hand, makeup...
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I try to be discerning about who I accept friend requests from on MySpace, and am usually pretty good about finding cool folks to send add requests to; however, an odd one slips in now and again. Many of us here at The Neave – myself included – have ranted about the negative aspects of...
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Spend a lovely Sunday afternoon pampering yourself with these all natural beauty recipes. Most of these ingredients are probably already in your kitchen!   1. To clear out pores and promote general awesomeness of the skin, heat up water in a pot or sauce pan until almost boiling. Add freshly cut mint leaves and one...
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Dear whomever said that girls were made of sugar and spice and everything nice:   With all due respect, I’m not sure what serious mind-altering drugs you were taking when you came up with this outlandish and positively erroneous assertion. Permit me to set you straight. Girls are made of ice, cyanide, lemon juice, and...
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I rarely remember my dreams anymore due to the fitful nights of sleep that I tend to have. The other night, however, I had one that will forever be seared into my body's memory.
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