Category Archives: La Femme

  1. Idiot’s Guide to the Walk of Shame

    Whether you know it as the “Walk of Shame” or “Stride of Pride,” it is a trek that I have become all too well acquainted with; it begins with the sudden realization that you did not manage to make it home last night and instead it ends upon your return home, heels in hand, makeup [...]




  2. I’ve got a nice body, and I’m not afraid to show it off.

    God (or evolution, or yo’ mama, whatever you prefer) gave women boobs. And nice butts. And long legs. And sexy hips. We should be free to show off our bods without being criticized or thought to be morally loose. In fact, next time I’m in the state of New York, I’m taking my shirt off. [...]




  3. Homemade Beauty Recipes!

    Spend a lovely Sunday afternoon pampering yourself with these all natural beauty recipes. Most of these ingredients are probably already in your kitchen!
     
    1. To clear out pores and promote general awesomeness of the skin, heat up water in a pot or sauce pan until almost boiling. Add freshly cut mint leaves and one or two [...]




  4. Girls Are Nasty, and How to Deal.

    Dear whomever said that girls were made of sugar and spice and everything nice:
     
    With all due respect, I’m not sure what serious mind-altering drugs you were taking when you came up with this outlandish and positively erroneous assertion. Permit me to set you straight. Girls are made of ice, cyanide, lemon juice, and pepper spray. [...]




  5. Dear Fashion Police:

     
    I enjoy long flowing skirts and tie dye tees.
    My socks never match.
    I enjoy earth tones and will go for months without wearing much else.
    I cut up old clothes to make new ones without care.
    I wear flip flops in the winter.

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    I still rock flannels and questionable versions of plaid.
    I collect vintage band and concert t-shirts and [...]