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	<title>The Neave Online Publication &#187; La Femme</title>
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		<title>The Terror&#8230;and Talking Yourself Down from the Crazy Bitch Ledge</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2010 05:43:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hipster Num Nums</dc:creator>
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The Terror has happened to all women at least once.  It was just a term I came up with for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A beer in the fridge is worth two in the bush.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 05:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hipster Num Nums</dc:creator>
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I think one of the most overlooked tips in the handbook to getting guys is… have beer in your fridge. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things That Suck About Being A Woman: &#8220;Reproduction&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2010 14:04:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Britt Warner</dc:creator>
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The unusually high number of celebrity moms who gave birth in recent years via C-Section made me wonder if they all voluntarily CHOSE to have their abs sliced open to avoid ruining their tight punani?s?and the quality of their future sex lives.]]></description>
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		<title>Ditch Your Thong For Good!</title>
		<link>http://theneave.com/ditch-your-thong-for-good/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2010 13:07:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Britt Warner</dc:creator>
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In addition to the initial discomfort, there are some health dangers involved.]]></description>
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		<title>I love myself</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2010 01:33:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liv</dc:creator>
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As women, we are trained by our mothers, our friends, media, magazines, and society to hate our bodies. Every womens [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things That Suck About Being A Woman &#8211; &#8220;Menstruation&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://theneave.com/life-according-to-britt-things-that-suck-about-being-a-woman-menstruation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2010 15:58:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Britt Warner</dc:creator>
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When "the crazy train" begins to take you for a ride within that week leading up to your period, silently repeat this brilliant self-help mantra: Keep your fucking mouth SHUT. I am all about taking a load off when something's bothering me, but during PMS, I have come to understand that almost everything I so DESPERATELY need to get off my chest is a pile of nonsensical HORSE SHIT.]]></description>
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		<title>Idiot&#8217;s Guide to the Walk of Shame</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 03:28:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guest</dc:creator>
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Whether you know it as the &#8220;Walk of Shame&#8221; or &#8220;Stride of Pride,&#8221; it is a trek that I have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Most Bi-Polar Chick On MySpace EVER</title>
		<link>http://theneave.com/the-most-bi-polar-chick-on-myspace-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 01:47:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Britt Warner</dc:creator>
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I try to be discerning about who I accept friend requests from on MySpace, and am usually pretty good about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Homemade Beauty Recipes!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 11:37:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liv</dc:creator>
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Spend a lovely Sunday afternoon pampering yourself with these all natural beauty recipes. Most of these ingredients are probably already [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Girls Are Nasty, and How to Deal.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 02:34:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liv</dc:creator>
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Dear whomever said that girls were made of sugar and spice and everything nice: Â  With all due respect, I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cat Abuse</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 20:55:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Britt Warner</dc:creator>
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I rarely remember my dreams anymore due to the fitful nights of sleep that I tend to have. The other night, however, I had one that will forever be seared into my body's memory.]]></description>
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