Category Archives: The Telly

  1. The Inimitable Genius of Ghostbuster 2.

    Part of me wants to sit here and think that no one ever has ever written an article about how great a film like  Ghostbusters 2 is–like as if no one has figured this out. But let me tell you, this won’t really be an article, just some of my favorite stills from the film....
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  2. And the Winner Is

    If the Emmys on Sunday heralded anything, other than the fact that Aaron Paul is a national freaking treasure, it’s that awards season is upon us. To which my heart gives a resounding “UGH” because honestly, award shows are pretty terrible. And there are so many. And they usually recognize the same people. And they...
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  3. Stripping ChatRoulette Girl Turns Into She-Demon

    This might be one of the most creative viral ads I have ever seen.
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  4. Levi Johnston:Future Mayor of Alaska?

    Levi Johnston has been in the public eye for quite a while, ever since he became baby daddy to former Governor Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol.  Most recently, Johnston has teamed with production company, Stone and Co., for a reality series called Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor’s Office, which will journey his life as he runs for mayor...
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  5. 10 Reasons The Wire is better than Mad Men

    1. It’s a show you can watch safely if you’ve quit smoking, won’t tempt you. 2. There’s no incentive if you’re a guy. Every guy watches Mad Men because tons of cute girls love it. 3. The Wire is about drugs, Mad Men is about advertising, you decide what’s more interesting. 4. Mcnulty and Bunk...
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  6. Paula Abdul Wants You!

    Paula Abdul is teaming up with Reveille Productions to produce an all new dance show on CBS.
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  7. What Your Favorite Childhood Nickelodeon Show Says About You as an Adult

    The Neave brings you an exclusive in-depth report on vintage Nickelodeon programming and its effects on our generation!!! Show of choice: Salute Your Shorts…The gang from Camp Aniwana was your favorite with nicknames like Donkeylips, Sponge & Ug, their hijinks, summer romances and mysteries… (anyone else still have nightmares about Zeke The Plummer?) Why you...
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  8. How to look like a Jersey Shore guidette

    Yo, just came across this article on SheKnows.com that teaches us guidette wannabes how to get Jersified, check out the story below, FIST PUMP! Jersey Shore season 2 premiered in all its faux-tanned, pretentious, fist-pumping glory. Somewhere between the acrylic nails and JWoww’s breasts, we couldn’t help but wonder: How on earth does one look...
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  9. Spencer Pratt blames Blockbuster & Legos for making him crazy, via twitter

    Yes, Spencer? Do you think Blockbuster Inc and The Lego brand will issue a statement responding to your indication that their products/services turned you Crystal-hoarding-Flesh-bearding-Bat-Shit Crazie?
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  10. Happy Shark Week

    Sharks. We all love them. They scare us, make us laugh and sometimes they kill people by accident. Shark Week on the Discovery Channel has become a world phenomenon making sharks more and more hip each year. Shark tattoos, witty shark t-shirts, shark costumes, bad sci fi movies starring sharks – we can’t seem to...
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  11. NBC’s 30 Rock Will Broadcast Live in October!

    NBC just announced that 30 Rock will air a LIVE episode this October 14th. What is even more scrumptious news is that there will be two shows/performances that day, so that both east and west coast viewers can all get to see the show live.
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  12. Mark Ruffalo will Replace Edward Norton as The Hulk

    It is finally official: Mark Ruffalo has signed on with Marvel to play The Hulk in The Avengers, set for release May 2, 2012. Rumors have been floating around since mid-July when it became public knowledge that Edward Norton who starred in the Incredible Hulk in 2008 would be replaced by a yet-to-be-named actor in The Avengers.  But the...
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  13. Angelina Jolie is a Man-Killing Machine in Salt – Movie Review

    Do not walk, or worse, stop to read reviews, but run instead to the nearest movie theater and watch Salt. I say don’t read the reviews because a lot of what the movie critics say may deter you from seeing what is truly not only an exciting summer movie but a movie which is sure to...
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  14. Never Sign Your Life Away to an Employer

    There is no point in working. When you work you're just over broke; that's why it's called a J.O.B. Nowadays bosses check tweets like heroin/crack whores check their vascularity. Here's a great video to drive the point home.
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