Archive for the ‘The Telly’ Category
No one gives a shit about your Google phone. If you can’t stop talking about your new “apps” on your »
Today, I went to a Chinese buffet for lunch with my friend, Eric. When the bill came, I asked him »
We, as humans, have certain rules… regulations, that map out for us what is right, and what is wrong. Certain »
As you all (none of you) may know, I am my biggest fan. I read everything I write, over and »
I’ve been saying for years, I want to see a shrink, just for like a week. I don’t have anything »
I LOVE Subway… sometimes. Ask anyone that has ever met me, I am a complete Subway fanatic. I stay up-to-date »
Got a problem? Bad Credit? No Credit? Mortgage payment too high? Can’t find your car keys? Stomach Ache? Mom hounding »
Michael Phelps, you know him… the big, weird shaped, lanky dude who fucked the Olympic Games right in the butt. »
I went into GNC today for a supplement stock up. While shopping around, this fat women walks in; she wasn’t »
I don’t live in Los Angeles. I don’t even live in California anymore, but that’s not really the point. I »
**Warning: Contains spoilers that save you 3 hours of your life and 10 of your dollars.** I could start this »
“OK, I just have to let you know, don’t touch my feet.” “You no dowan massj?” The older Asian lady »
It was the summer break in 4th grade, I just moved to a new town, and I had zero friends. »
I’m surrounded by people, my throat is tensing up. I squeeze my shoulders into my neck to avoid touching all »
Flashing, lights varying in color; bringing me back to a 1970′s ecstasy trip. Bass, constantly thumping causes the massive ocean »
