“We don’t get the kids these days. But it looks like everyone had a lot of absurdly expensive fun.”

What a whimsical wonderland of hippie bullshit. ["coachella 2009 by bunnicula, on Flickr"]

M.I.A.’s light-up pants get a “pure ridiculousness” pass from us, actually. ["M.I.A. Ready To Pounce @ Coachella 2009 by Mick Ø, on Flickr"]

Pizza box-wearing “Frankie says KILL” bro here, though, gets no such pass. ["IMG_6989 by self-titledmag, on Flickr"]

We are pretty sure these are either “The Ting Tings” or “The Vivian Girls.” ["IMG_4809 by youngthousands, on Flickr"]

Oh, look, the Girl Talk performance looked like the cold open of a CSI: Miami episode, right before a club-goer is MURDERED. ["Girl Talk balloon drop by vonlohmann, on Flickr"]

Oh, dude, you are wearing a damn Ozzfest shirt to this shit? What happened, did your BALLS FALL OFF last year? ["coachella ts by bunnicula, on Flickr"]

Whoo! ["Amanda Palmer - Coachella 2009 Day 2 by vonlohmann, on Flickr"]

Well, Jonah Hill’s into it. ["IMG_6871 by self-titledmag, on Flickr"]

Tragically, on the last night, the entire festival was forcefully invaded and occupied by the combined forces of a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Concert and a post-Janet Super Bowl halftime show. ["Paul McCartney @ Coachella 2009 by faithx5, on Flickr"]

You know, it’s hard to believe Rudy’s anti-gay marriage statements are that heartfelt when he releases pictures like these from his family vacations. [IMG_3960.JPG by IceCreamMan, on Flickr">]

“I DON’T KNOW WHY PEOPLE TAKE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY SERIOUSLY EITHER?” ["henry rollins by joshc, on Flickr"]

Vice, “Look at this Fucking Hipster,” and Hipster Runoff are having a race, right now, to humiliate these girls with a funny caption while jerking off. ["IMG_6747 by self-titledmag, on Flickr"]

Look out, Freak Folkers: there are black peopledangerously close to being onstage! ["Devendra Banhart - Coachella 2009 by vonlohmann, on Flickr"]

Whimsy! ["do lab by joshc, on Flickr"]

What? What on the dance floor? “OINLB”? ["IMG_3890.JPG by IceCreamMan, on Flickr"]

Is it Antony, Robert Smith, or Meatloaf starring in Beetlejuice: The Musical? ["The Cure — Coachella 2009 by vonlohmann, on Flickr"]

Ans: It is sad. ["the cure — robert smith by joshc, on Flickr"]

Oh, good, we were wondering where the art is. ["Coachella 2009 Art Map by vonlohmann, on Flickr"]

Still not very awesome. ["Hand of Man - Coachella 2009 by vonlohmann, on Flickr"]

“GINVS.” It’s “GINVS” on the dance floor. ["IMG_3889.JPG by IceCreamMan, on Flickr]

And then an awesome, natty old man showed up to play that song from the Watchmen sex scene. ["Leonard Cohen by vonlohmann, on Flickr"]

Via: Gawker Media. Written by “Pareene.”