I hate Lost. I tried so hard to like it for you, but really the show makes me want to pound my head into a wall.
Your hairy beer belly freaked me out, but I ignored it because we had really great sex.
You’re kind of boring and you told really boring stories.
I’m not entirely sure why I fell for you in the first place.
It bothered me that you never ate breakfast.
I hated the fact that you didn’t dance, and didn’t even try.
I’m sorry that I ignored all these signs and continued to date you.
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Damn. Harsh. haha.
Honest. I love it.