She won an award. Her name…I don’t know and it doesn’t matter. What matters is that she won an award for “Favorite Anal Starlet.”
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Whose favorite is she? The guys who have done it with her? Or the people watching? And what does it even mean? She looked good doing it? Or did she feel awesome? I demand answers!!!
That’s not even the point. Imagine being awesome at doing something and that something is doing it in the ass. I know parents say “do whatever you want but just be the best at what you’re doing” but come on!!! That!?
I just think award shows for pornstars are weird. It’s like an insult. “Congratulations Mandy! You are the best dick-sucking queen in the industry!!” Would you be proud if someone said that to you? I know some of you might be but the normal people might feel a tad slutty and insulted.
Good job at being the best anal taker. Daddy is proud.
