Or you will end up on here… *THIS IS PART ONE. For Part two, click here*
I want you, the reader, to read his responses out loud. You have to focus. Trust me, you will get a good laugh. I got rid of his first and middle name, however I kept his last name just because it’s a funny one.
Note: The whole thing is a mess, however the parts highlighted in red are my favorite parts. Enjoy!!!
APPLICANT_NAME:Â McFashion.
Are you over 18: yes
AREA_of_employment: LOS ANGELES
Most_recent_job: shekie
Best_Job: Â shekie
worst_Job:Â n/a. every past job I’ve had has really been a great experience for me no problems at all ima hard worker and when your on a job its not like u have that say so if u like it or not u have to I mean your geting paid so why wouldent I like my job lol‘ima hustler
Date: Saturday, November 29, 2008
Time: 01:05:27 PM
Best_job_Why:
I was allways surrounded by with great customers don’t get me wrong u do have those days where you have the customers that will get rude and have a attitude but u allways have to keep a good head on your shoulders and main tain a great attitude no matter what,
WHY_WORST:
Im just a good; employer any where I’ve. work at and I respect the company and my mannagers and frm there you buld a bonding relation. Ship and that fails you to not have any problems.
S1:
Its my passsion to work for this company im so hungry to just get my fooot in the dooor. Let me start offf by saying im a dancer a singer and im a actor. And im studying ryte now to be a fashion designer I wannna come out with my own jean. Label. As known as my last name callled the mcfashions im a very known person every 1 knows me and loves to be around me u can’ catch me on mtv danceing. In spinndallrellas daugther party people say that im down to earth which I am im not a cocky person im just real. I come from 2 good parents. My moms a nurse my dads a truck driver so u know im welll foucus another goood thing about me u should know. Ima go gett er any thing I want I keep on fighteing till I get it that’s why I haven’t gave up on working for yoo guys even tho you guys haven’t gave me a chance yet but im tellling you want be dissapointed I will get out there and go grind make alll of are goals stay on point and since im known. I will have allot of my friends and family members come in are store too buy lass but not least I was voted. Bestdressed at my high schoool for westchester so you know yo boi can dress till it hurts so im asking you guys please take a chance on McFashion I promise you that you want be mad, another thing im trust worthy and honest !!!!! Those are the key words I learned my self from the great ryan haha
Worked4usB4:
No. Had a great audtion but would really love to get my feet wet and come get it in with u guys signed by mcfashion
Learn from this, kids. When you fill out an application, fucking read it through. If you are physically filling out an application make sure it’s readable. Ask for two applications in case your brain takes a shit on you and you mess up. Thank you.
P.S. Nice picture douche bag
