In this current day and age there are many issues and concerns that plague mankind, especially here in the United States with the current situation of a bad economy and the likes. People taking advantage of others in anyway they possibly can, everyone pointing fingers and making excuses to alleviate blame. This is mainly how we got into this current situation, making excuses and not accepting responsibility.

Oddly enough there is one group in particular that excels at not accepting blame and are the end all champions of making excuses. Yet another funny observation is that these same people give the United States a very distinct “claim to fame”, if you can call it that. I would rather call this a huge embarrassment in the eyes of the rest of the world. If you haven’t caught on by now, I’m talking about fat people. You know porkers, fatties, and obese pieces of shit that suck the life out of the system and make our world ugly.

You have to hear me out on this one, believe me, it makes perfect sense. Have you ever noticed how tub-o-lard over yonder always has an excuse for every single task they perform throughout the day? They can’t even do basic functions of life without finding it necessary to create and construct some dumb excuse as to why something is off, even in the event that everything is fine. Here is a prime example. Just the other day I was in line for Subway, the person in front of me happens to be a fat sack of shit. They are greeted by a Subway Artisan and asked what they would like; they proceed to give their order of course ordering the sandwich with everything humanly possible. Nothing out of the norm here, but this is where the excuse comes in and only God knows why. The lady, I mean morbidly obese lady proceeds to say, “Sorry for the way I ordered, I’m losing my voice.” Umm what? This bitch spoke in a perfectly clear voice the whole time and even at that moment didn’t have a hint of rasp to her tonal quality. The only reason that I can come up with that she made this excuse was that maybe she was actually trying to speak softly the whole time while ordering so people either A. don’t hear what a glutton she is when ordering this meal with everything on it or, B. think she is trying to be healthy by ordering Subway, so she has to act like she was speaking softly and not as if she was trying to draw that attention.

This type of mentality and excuse making carries into every aspect of their life. Have you ever wondered why they are fat? It’s not because they have a disease that causes them to be fat, it’s because they are lazy bums that think life is easier when you make an excuse. If you have ever even tried to talk to a fat person about losing weight they get super defensive and insist they can’t. They won’t even hear you out on the situation, even if you have a PhD in nutrition they will still find an excuse as to why you are wrong and as to why they will always be fat, or why they can’t follow your plan to lose weight. “Oh my ankles hurt when I run.” “I don’t have the energy to workout.”  ”I have onset diabetes.” Ya? Really? That’s because you fuckers are fat and let yourself get fat, all those problems can be solved if you just stopped making damn excuses.

Back to the topic at hand. You know that “Claim to Fame” I mentioned earlier? Can anyone take a guess as to what that might be? You guessed it; America is the most obese country on earth. Guess who also makes the most excuses as to why their country is the way it is and why nothing gets done to fix it: America, and why is that? Because we are the fattest nation! It all goes hand in hand. I mean it’s become such an epidemic that now it’s affecting our national image and the state it is actually in now. Look at this funny statistic: It is a fact that more people in Cleveland, Ohio have lost their houses due to foreclosures, mainly because of irresponsibility on the buyers’ part and lack of willingness to not make excuses and take blame, than people that lost their homes in hurricane Katrina. This is a very true and sad fact. Not to say, the economy isn’t weak and that I’m not sympathetic towards them, which I really am not in most cases, but it all comes down to a common denominator. Let’s break this down some more. Where is the highest concentration of fat people located? And where are the most obese people located? You guessed right again, it’s the Midwest. What is in the Midwest? Cleveland, Ohio. What does this have to do with anything?

FAT FUCKING PEOPLE DO NOTHING BUT MAKE DUMB ASS EXCUSES THAT TAKE THEM NOWHERE! I rest my case. Let this marinate a little and then get back to me. It all makes sense. I promise you this. Would an anthropologist such as I lie to you? Nay.