My friend Cait sent this to me by e-mail. Yeah, yeah, it’s tasteless, but for those of us who are “lucky” enough to see old age, it’s pretty much reality.
A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room he says, “I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample.”
The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, “What did he say?”
The wife yells back to him,
“GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR”







