So as we all know, the going green trend has been a huge and growing market the past few years. Ya it helps the environment, and ya it helps out our wallet at times, and sure it makes you feel better about yourself.

One marketing angle they have yet to point out, yet some have taken advantage of with very successful results is going greens ability to attract something. Going green seems to be the new key to getting what every man desires.

IT IS THE KEY TO GETTING MAD BITCHES, YO!

Take for example the actor and lead role of HBO’s Entourage, Adrian Grenier. This guy is pretty good looking no doubt, but have you seen the women he gets on his Green Plant show Alter-Eco? He gets crazy hot women purely because he says he cares about the environment and wears eco-friendly clothing.

So what I have done is taken a play out of Sir Grenier’s book and gone green. So far I have only purchased eco-friendly shoes, but let me tell you my friends, they are AMAZING.

These puppies are made of bamboo, charcoal, hemp, and recycled rubber, and they are the most comfortable mo-fos you will ever put on your feet. Not only that, but they look amazing.

That’s not my point though. I now walk around in confidence that whenever I drop the line to an amazingly babe-a-licious female that my kicks are eco-friendly, I’m definitely peeking her interest for a bit. I’ve even had women tell me, “That’s sexy.”

You heard it here first people, going green, makes even me sexy. It’s amazing I know, but it’s true. So for all you men out there having trouble with the ladies. Go out and invest in some green clothing, tell them you support planting a new fucking tree for every eco-friendly book you read and that you only shower and wash up with all natural tea tree extracts, and you will be rolling deep with hot bitches in no time.

*Disclaimer* When I say bitches, I mean fine, young, educated, independent, strong women, that are not sexual objects in any way, shape, or form?

I’m kidding, when I say bitches I really mean skanks that are easily impressed with stupid shit.

On that note, I’m gonna go walk naked (my version of low impact dressing) in Old Town Pasadena with only my eco-friendly shoes on and see how many numbers I can get.

Late-tronz,