It’s a hot one in Los Angeles this whole week. But I’ve devised some unusual but effective methods to help you fight this horrible atrocity to what should be no big deal since it’s summertime.
- Buy a king sized candy bar (preferably Twix for it’s length) and freeze it for an hour, remove and put in your pants pocket for 20 minutes, do this with both pockets of your pants and your legs will be cool as ice.
- If you’re around a pool get in and stay in, set up shop on the side with your meals and beverages, magazines. Just keep the lower half of your body in water all day, sometimes dunk your head in if you’re the adventurous type.
- Stick your head in one of those walk in refridgerators at the store, do this once an hour all day, your head will be cool and cozy for all those fun thoughts that heat seems to melt.
- Take your shirt off and own the bare chest look for the day, if you’re a woman do this but don’t leave the house.
- Buy a fan and a big extension cord and take it with you everywhere
- Buy more ice, use them in every drink, drop them in your shorts and shirt, in your shoes, just ice your life up!
- Always chill your coffee, even in the morning, no hot drinks
- Marry Jack or Jane Frost
- Return your dog or cat and adopt a Penguin as a pet
- Switch your vacation plans to Alaska instead of Hawaii
- Wear sandals all the time
- Only watch movies and tv shows where it’s winter, for some strange reason this makes you feel colder.
Author: Abes Mcplenty
