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Globe columnist Jelly Fingerlink gives Aaron R. Myers’ high praise for the above disarming expose of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt (aka Speidi):  “Myers’ spare, elegant prose captures the profound spirit by which Montag and Pratt lead their seemingly privileged and undeserved lifestyles.  Indeed, their choice of utilizing the underutilized reality TV medium to promote unprecedented levels of altruism and a staggeringly large charitable wellspring of robust monetary donations have catapulted the illustrious couple to that of much lauded upper echelon cultural luminaries, if not undisputedly bona fide revolutionaries, by virute of their unusually pervasive other-centeredness that indeed befits their massively bleeding liberal hearts.

“So again, I congratulate Myers for capturing the essence of the deceptively frivolous phenomenom that is, in a word, Speiditastical.  One hopes that the recent expose has elevated Myers above the dubious rank of mere paparazzo hack, and likewise, the inimitable synergistic power of Montag and Pratt has been elevated into a, dare I say, zeitgeist touchstone Speiditastical revolution that will potentially turn all previously conceived notions on their ears and bring us all together in the collective euphoric harmony that conjures up halcyon days of the late Michael Jacko bouncing Emmanuel “Webster” Lewis on his lap in that unforgettable USA For Africa performance of ‘We Are The World.’”