So movies. They need to start keeping it real.
A guy gets shot like 3 times in many different area codes of his body, doesn’t even get teary-eyed. Dude, fuck that. In real life the mother fucker would start crying his little butt off.
Or high school comedy movies. All the chicks are super hot – what fucking high school is this!?!?! I remember back in my day, high school was like a safari for us men. A bad safari too. You wouldn’t even see animals chasing each other. It was just a dirt road, a beat up old land rover and black guy with missing teeth speaking clickity clack.
Cars always flip when they hit something. My car hit something and it just went from side to side. And they never show the part where the owner of the car comes out all pissed off.
When they show a sex scene, they don’t show the after part where the couple is laying there sweaty, trying to avoid the cuddle session. Don’t even get me started on during. Everything is perfect. No awkward moments, no leg cramps, no questions, no requests or concerns, just straight loving. Or when couples have sex at the beach, there is always a beautiful sunset, nice music, and no sand anywhere. They don’t show sand all up on your ass and vaj…and hair.
Always, in every movie, if a character wants to avenge a lost soul, they have access to unlimited amount of guns and full badassness. The guy’s dog dies, next scene they show him in a storage room, picking up guns that seems to be puked out by the wall….that basically means there are a lot of guns and such hanging around the storage room.
My life doesn’t have a song playing all the time.
Kissing upside down is not that great.
