So over the years myspace has become a bittersweet hobby of mine. It has definitely had more negative aspects than positive ones. However, one positive aspect is the fact that The Neave gets a large portion of its traffic from it. It has also given me the opportunity to meet and work with some very interesting, and talented people. The down side is that I am friends with about 28,000 friends. Which I have only conversed with maybe 200 of them. I guess the more Myspace friends you have the cooler you are in real life. If only K-Fed knew. So yea, it has caused much drama and angst, however at this point I use it purely for promoting my self and my businesses.

NOW, to make all of these friends, I have relied on several pieces of software to aid me in gaining all of these “real” myspace friends. In the process I happened to add this gem of a girl and the following conversation occurred:

Name: *Always a Star*
Info: White Female 26 Years Old
Hotness: 7/10

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From: *Always a Star*
Date: Jan 26, 2009 7:09 PM

hey darling do i know you?
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From: BUSHE
Date: Jan 26, 2009 11:15 PM

no im just really into cougars so I added you. haha.

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From: *Always a Star*
Date: Jan 27, 2009 9:13 AM

bitch please… when you hit puberty give me a call… i will be the cougar draped in gold driving a maserati while you and your boys will be high-fiving off in the corner over who has pubes

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From: BUSHE
Date: Jan 27, 2009 2:29 PM

touchy subject! maybe? I hit puberty last night by the way. whats your number?

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From: *Always a Star*
Date: Jan 28, 2009 5:25 pM

Call me sometime.

(818)***-****

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I was kinda flabbergasted by this whole situation. I told a few of my friends about a this string of events and they all found it hilarious. So I decided that I would leave it up to my beloved readers to decide whether I call this cougar. Have at it.

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-bushe over and out