Girls, have you ever wanted to look like a real-life Barbie doll? Do you want your already-fantastic body pumped with Botox? Is your dream man the douchiest douche-bag of all time? Do you aspire to achieve fame by being a vapid, superficial attention whore? Thank goodness we have Heidi Montag to teach us girls to have high self-esteem, a positive body image, and to only settle for the best possible mate!



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Author: Liv







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In that last picture she just looks weird. Boner killer. Word.
she is starting to look like a washed up pornstar.
i didnt even recognize who it was before i read your words…
haha gross