So I really never got into the rap music thing. I have a select few that I like but that’s about it. Some of that select few I like just because I find the lyrics funny.
Such as :
“we bottle poppin, you cock blockin”
That line right there to me is like one of the most classic lines.
My second all time favorite is “No missions impossible, aks Tom Cruz”
Third one is “check the dictionary I’m da fly definition, stones so clear they in high definition…BLING!”
Now recently I became fond of the song “A Milli” by Lil’ Wayne. On the way to work I was listening to it and it dawned on me.
What the fuck is he saying!?!?!
“Cause my seconds, minutes, hours go to the al mighty dollar,
And the al mighty power of dat chit cha cha cha chopper,
Sister, Brother, Son, Daughter, Father motha fuck a copper,
Got da maserati dancin on the bridge pussy poppin,“
Maserati is a car…..how can it pussy pop on a bridge? Uhhh….what the fuck is pussy poppin’?
That’s why I stick to my genre of choice. Hillbilly musicals….and Hannah Montana…..and……Dutch Stripper Techno Mixes.
