I’m a huge fan of lesbians. Not just in that dirty sexual way, like I truly love them. One thing I’ve grown to want is a lesbian best friend. Like you know how girls have gay best friends? Well, I want a lesbian best friend. You might ask “What’s the difference between a girl best friend and a lesbian best friend?” To me one difference is sexual tension, there will always be tension no matter what. Because with a straight guy and straight girl there is always that chance of a little bathroom “bam bam” one night. However with a lesbian that will never happen, hopefully. And I’m totally not approaching this from an angle of “I can get her to switch,” I don’t need a whole Chasing Amy situation.

The reason I put “Cute Lesbian” is because I want the cutie, lipstick, still girlie lesbian, not the man hating butch (not that there is anything is wrong with that), but I feel like I would have more in common with the cute lesbian. I have no idea what that says about me.

And wouldn’t it be great getting to talk to someone about girl problems who is also a girl but also into girls so they could maybe see it more from your point of view? And then you could help give her the more rational straight forward point of view of a guy when she’s having lady troubles.

The one big reason I want a cute lesbian BFF is so we can be all artistic and create awesome music like “Matt and Kim.”

Or you know either Tegan and/or Sara would be great.

So I guess you could say I’m taking applications for cute lesbians looking for straight BFF’s.