We all need to calm ourselves about this Swine Flu bullshit! Seriously! The media has made this a HUGE deal. If people started turning into zombies like the movie “Shaun of the Dead,” yes, that’s scary shit. But Swine Flu? Shhh…..
Also, why do people blame animals for diseases!? Aids came from fucking a monkey, Swine flu came from making out with pigs and down syndrome came from jerking off an elephant….
Prostitution should be legal for the following reasons:
a) We can tax hookers.
b) Lawyers have more cases.
c) Less animal fucking. Which = No Swine flu, Aids or downs.
Here is Philip DeFranco to tell you about Swine Flu, President Obama and Swine Flu again:
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Author: Newton Hooton Uncategorized
