*excuse my cursing*

People often say resorting to violence or making threats doesn’t solve anything… I disagree. Imagine this: You’re at a bar and some Ed Hardy wearing asshole is rubbing his boner against your girlfriend’s thigh. What do you do? Exactly. You threaten to punch a hole in the guys face. In a normal situation, the person will stop; if not, then you beat the crap out of them. See! Situation handled. Slapping your kid here and there is not that bad of an idea.

I feel like kids these days are getting out of control. Have you ever played XBOX360 or PS3 online? If you have then you will know what I’m talking about, if you haven’t, let me explain something to you. Most of the people playing online are little boys from the age of 12 to 17 or confused old men. I want to focus on the young crowd. These, my friends, aren’t polite little British Kids that JohnnyD wants , no. These are little shits who will call you fat, call your mom a lint licking whore and give you suicidal thoughts while stabbing you in a shooting game.  Anyone who is into playing first-person shooter games knows that getting stabbed is like the most degrading thing…EVER. Like, you might as well get peed on. Anyway, Do their parents do anything about this!? Of course not. So what needs to happen is that these kids need to get punched in the face every so often so they act right. This will result in either two ways.

Here all the following:

1) They rebel and move to the 909:

2) They turn into Mormons:

I’m not saying beat the shit out of your kid with a belt, but make sure it’s not cussing like a sailor at the age 9. That’s not normal.

Now let’s talking about threats. They also work. My parents made up some lie back when I was a kid which still haunts me. They said if I do drugs a big camel will come and touch my pee pee…I’m kidding. They just told me the side effects and happen to exaggerate the facts X1000000.

No joke! I can’t bring myself to doing drugs, I’m scared. I don’t want to lose the center of my nose. Also, a dude I used to be friends with fried his brain due to cocaine use, now he stares at trees and talks to them. I also have lost a friend due to an overdose, so all those have pretty much worked.

So what did we conclude? Hitting your kids? ehhh….maybe a little slap on the butt here and there– like how a 60 year old trucker dude would slap yours at a dive bar– but that is about it.

Author: Newton Hooton