Occasionally, I peruse ModCloth‘s fashion blog to see what sort of fun they’re up to. Imagine my horror when I came upon this:
Confusion flooded my senses as I tried to find my bearings.
“ModCloth!!! How could you DO this to me?” I wailed at my computer screen, balling my shaking hands into fists of impotent rage.
They made some sickening excuse about the state of the economy and needing to get the most out of their clothing, hence the “Skant”. Wearing sweaters as pants? Fuck you.
I was on the verge of removing them from my Bookmarks Bar when I realized what day it is: April Fool’s. Tears of relief streamed down my cheeks. You got me good, guys. Real good.
The pathetic part is that some of the readers left comments about what an “awesome idea” the skant was, sycophantically heaping praise and exposing themselves as the blind sheep that they truly are.
I hate April Fool’s Day.
Author: Britt Warner
Comments
me too. everything that im fooled on is never painfully obvious
I can’t really say too much about fashion sheeple, there are still photos of me out there wearing a polyester leisure suit sometime durring the 70s.