That’s right ladies, it’s that time of year again. The holidays are here, and you know what that means… LOTS AND LOTS OF…
FOOD!! I personally love the holidays and I really do not mind gaining the weight, because I do enough cardio to keep the Olsen twins as skinny as they are. But today while I was in the local Whole Foods, I could not help but over hear our lovely Hayden Panettiere ( you know , the nasty little slut from HEROES. She was also in BRING IT ON 3. Yes, I was just as shocked as you are when I found out there were three of these movies! ) say, ” ugh, I am already stressed out about the weight I am going to gain this Thanksgiving…guess I have to get my toothbrush ready!”
REALLY HAYDEN?…REALLY?? I cannot even fathom how annoyed I was that she said this. Trust me, I love my hot friends. Ask anyone; they are all very good looking. Hayden, I would totally hang out with you, and I like that you are a little busty, it looks good on you, but really…do you need to even joke around about sticking your 2000 dollar tooth brush down your throat after you scarf down that Thanksgiving turkey? I was very interested to kind of “stalk her” the rest of my shopping journey at Whole Foods. So I continued to shop right behind her and her friend. They laughed and talked about boys and food, but then I could not believe it. She then said, “Really, I am so hungry right now, but I am trying to eat minimal so I do not have to work out as much, but you know what I do if I get out of control and eat a lot…hahaha”( as she laughed with her friends.) HAYDEN YOU PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH AT THIS POINT…I stormed right by her, as they were standing in the “junk food” aisle at Whole Foods, I grabbed a bag of my favorite BBQ chips and opened them right by her. They both looked at me very funny and I swear to God, I looked at them both and said “God, I love these chips. You want to try one?” She looked at me and rolled her eyes and they both walked off. I really wanted to say something bitchy and gay but, I refrained from that, and was the bigger person.. All I have to say is, Hayden, don’t throw up your food. One: it is probably going to be really good. Two: remember, Marylin Monroe was a size 14.
Girls…don’t you dare use a tooth brush on my watch ( Lacey I am watching you…) LOOK WHAT IT CAN DO TO YOU! Ladies, you are all beautiful in your own way, stop doing shit like that. It’s harmful!
