Lethal Weapon, RANSOM! Dude, what happened to you?
What is it with celebrities these days? Do they not realize that everything they do, say, or have sex with, will eventually be caught on tape and then released to the public? It’s inevitable, if you say something inappropriate, beat someone, or get caught having sex with Paris Hilton, it will come out.
Did someone say publicity? Where?
Yesterday, the tape of Mel Gibson’s latest tirade came out, which you can listen to here (NSFW). In it, there is a lot of profanity, heavy breathing and admittance of him beating her. First of all dude, are you stupid? Is there something wrong in your head? You live in Hollywood and you’re a famous actor! Did you really think you weren’t going to get caught? I mean how stupid can you be? “Oh hey I’m Mel Gibson, and I’m going to say what I want because I don’t have a reputation to uphold and I don’t live in Hollywood, nor am I important or have lots of money that someone can easily take away.” If you’re Joe the Plummer and you say all these things, no one is going to care, BUT YOU ARE A FAMOUS ACTOR WITH THE SPOTLIGHT ON YOU! I honestly do not understand why celebrities can’t be more careful. It goes back to my post about Lindsay Lohan last week. Why are you going to drive drunk if the spotlight is on you? Did you really think you were going to get away with it?
At first I was like…
Oh and by the way, if you hit a lady, do you really think she is not going to get even with you, dumb ass? Women don’t forgive, and they definitely don’t forget. I have some ex-girlfriends that are still plotting revenge on me. Homie, that’s man rule number 1: Your girl won’t forget when you messed up.
Then I…
I’m not mad that he said all those things. I’m not mad that he hit her (shame). I’m not even mad that he’s a racist. I could care less about those things. I’m mad because he didn’t use common sense. If you thought your lady wasn’t going to get even with you, then you must dumb, and the fact that you’re in the spotlight. If you do something stupid, it will come out. So with that, I officially revoke your man card, I give a giant middle finger, “GIVE ME BACK MY SON,” and…
Mel Gibson, Screw You
Stay Classy
I hope you forget the popcorn
Author: Dave
