Guys try to understand girls, girls try to understand themselves, and guys usually don’t give a shit about understanding themselves. Unless it comes as an epiphany form, other than that, never.
One thing guys do pay attention to is how to pick up on girls. Us guys do weird things to get a woman’s attention, or just to say hi. It’s weird, even I don’t understand it. Screaming out the window when we see some hot girl walking? Ya…that’s some classy shit.
Anyway, today me and my cousin went to Borders because we were talking about all this, so we thought “hey let’s buy a book and see what some 98 year old has to say about all this. Relationshits, break ups, feelings and emotions. Blah blah blah”
We saw some interesting stuff. I personally liked these two:
How to mend a broken heart in 30 days? Let me save you some money and tell you how. Drink, do drugs, sleep with everyone you can, work out. Drink more, drunk dial your ex and have angry sex with him or her. Become angry and drink some more. I’m kidding…or am I?? I really am, though you will never know.
And why do guys like bitches? ok. why do girls like dicks?? Not literally penises. I’m talking about guys who aren’t considered “nice” whatever that may be. No one knows. You might think you know but I will tell you right now, you don’t. People are just weird.
I am just going to go ahead and throw this out there. Attractive people need to realize that personality is important too, and walking around like there’s a stick up your ass makes you less attractive. So if you are good looking, be nice to people, you’ll be loved a lot more. Look at me, I’m doing great! I’m kidding. seriously.
So lets all do this.
Stop with the games, if you are single, and you are at a bar, or wherever, make eye contact with the person you think is cute. Don’t look and turn away, even though inside you are thinking “I would throw them on my bed and tell them, where we’re going, we don’t need roads….”
Get on That.
Love & Wine
