Dear Marc Jacobs-

One, I think you are so hot and I love your ex-boo but this is all besides the point. I totally understand you are trying to break the ice and you are trying to be different. But this lego shit?? So five years ago.

When I heard that you were using legos for your NEW YORK FASHION WEEK show, I was really excited, because I love all of your designs and all of your products. But this is just stupid. What is different about it? I feel like you went to an elementary school in the Bronx and dug through the kids’ toy box and then glued legos to a headband.

I mean, you could have at least made a pair of shoes, or even a whole belt of legos?!?! I just really hope you do not put this stuff in your store. I know people will buy it because it is Marc Jacobs….but I am not going to buy a belt for $250 when I could make it for you for 20 bucks. I will be taking orders and you can get then at the NEAVE STORE! And trust me…. my stuff will have something different about it, unlike MARC JACOBS washed-up, already-been-done-before, toy box, joke-of-a-design shit!

Again Marc Jacobs, please don’t take this the wrong way, but you really could do much better. Don’t make me lose faith in you. Now come over so we can make up! And bring some money because I don’t do it for free Just KIDDING!!